Q: "Yeah, that's how they talk. You know, everyone's either a "bastard" or a "son of a bitch." Yeah, it's like uh.. 'Boy, that son of a bitch Boggs can really hit, uh?!'"
A: Elaine to the snotty airline steward serving dinner.
Q: Oh her. She steals from me. Steals my money. She says she doesn't speak English. My ass she doesn't speak English. Plays that freakin' "voo-doo" music, tries to hypnotize me. She thinks she's gonna turn me into a zombie and then rob me blind.
In the interest of keeping the game going.... I could see either Jerry or George saying it, but I dont know. "Jerry wouldnt know delicate beauty if it bludgened him over the head"
If winners never lose, well, then a loser sure can sing the blues.
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A: Jerry to Kramer, George & Elaine while waiting for Frank after Frank's "accident."
Q: "Everyone wanted me to race. They begged me. The track coach called my parents pleading. Telling them it was a sin to waste my God-given talent. But I answered him in the same way I answered everyone: 'I choose not to run!'"
A: George describing the reaction of the girl he just broke up with to Jerry.
Q: "I can't spend the rest of my life coming into this stinking apartment every ten minutes to pour over the excruciating minutiae of every, single, daily event."
Good grief, that's a tough one. Kind of vague. I would hazard two guesses: 1) Elaine (probably to Jerry) since she wasn't Jewish or 2) Tim Watley to Jerry?
Good guess. It was Elaine to Kramer, when he invites her and Jerry to the Jewish Singles Night at the Knights of Columbus. Sorry about the vaugeness "I'm trying to get a little squirrel to come over to me. I dont want to make any BIG SUDDEN movements."
If winners never lose, well, then a loser sure can sing the blues.
A: George to Jerry, after Jerry's girfriend explained that Jerry never gets mad.
Q: "Yesterday, I'm a volcano. I try one more call, the machine comes on, and I let fly like Mussolini from the balcony. "Where the hell do you get the nerve? You invite me up for coffee and then you don't call me back for four days?!! I don't like coffee - I don't have to come up. I'd like to get one more shot at the coffee just so I can spit it in your face!"
A: George to his date when he was going to 'leave behind' his keys in her apt to get a 2nd date
Q: "Over there, that's Brooklyn. That's where Spike Lee lives. No, that's probably just a dead body, son. You see when the mob kills someone, they through the body in the river."
A: Father to his son seeing Kramer in the river I think Q: Hey, man what are you hassling me for? This is just a gig, it's not my life. I don't know who Bozo is, what, is he a clown?
A: Mrs. Ross to George, about the missing rye from Schnitzer's
Q: "Before we go any further, I'd just like to point out how disturbing it is that you equate eating a block of cheese with some sort of bachelor paradise."
