A: Newman to himself/Jerry after eating Brocolli
Q: Many Christmases ago, I went to buy a doll for my son. I reached for the last one they had - but so did another man. As I rained blows upon him, I realized there had to be another way!

A: The lovely Frank Costanza
Q: "This is address discrimination!"

A: Elaine to Chinese delivery guy
Q: It's all PIPES! What's the difference!?

A: George to the gang after he was caught urinating in the shower of a health club.

Q: You're gambling again, aren't you? You weak, weak man.

A: Jerry to Kramer?
Q: Let's just say they never turn on their own kind

Newman to Kramer when he is betting on plane arrivals

Q: "I don't understand you. I really don't. You have nothing better to do at three o' clock in the afternoon? I go out for a quart of milk, I come home, and find my son treating his body like it was an amusement park!"

A: Estelle to George
Q: Let's just say they never turn on their own kind

A: Kramer to George about the secret sign of the Van Buren boys.

Q: Rimske-a great book, sir. I almost read the whole thing.

This seems like a George quote, but I'm not certain. Anyway, this'll bump up the thread, and maybe someone knows for sure?

I don't know either. What's the answer there goombah?

Sorry about that-didn't chk the thread all weekend. It was Jerry to the guy Elaine was working with. Elaine told the guy, who was supposed to be a famous author, that Tolstoy was supposed to name "War and Peace" with its original title:"War-what is it good for"


New question:
You can't break up with me - I have hand.

A: George to his girlfriend
Q: I'm all awkward pauses

A: George to Jerry about the girl that Jerry once dated in the 'backwards' episode.

Q: Are you confident in the 'I love you' return? If not, that's a pretty big matzza ball hanging out there.

A: Jerry to George
Q: Elaine you don't like the movie?

A: J. Peterman to Elaine about the "English Patient."

Q: A little empty calories and male curiousity, eh Georgie...

A: Steinbrenner to George
Q: Excuse me your majesty but we don't except $20 with the lips painted on

A: The convenient store owner to George, who had mistakenly accused the Monk's cashier of taking his $20.

Q: Prediction-I never see you or that mutt for the rest of my life.

A: Jerry to the guy on the plane who made him take care of his dog while he was in the hospital
Q: Interference, you can't count that! Are you nuts?

A: was that George & Jerry during their game of "choose" for the apartment?

if so, new question

Q: I'm in love with Svetlana and I want the whole world to know it. Except for Silvio, who would throw me out in the street where I'd be dancing for nickels...

A: Newman to Elaine
Q: I'll burn myself! I'll burn my parents!!

A: George to the gorgeous Danielle in "The English Patient" after she tells him that she is taking Neil to a clinic in England.

Q: "Booing and hissing are not part of the show. You boo puppets. You hiss villains in silent movies."

Jerry to Toby after she made a scene at one of his shows in The Fire (That lady was so funny, yet annoying!)

"I got it. Cups in the front, loops in the back."

A: George to Frank, who was lecturing about bras.

Q: If I don't get a black and white cookie, I'm not going to be very pleasant to be around.

Jerry to Elane and the rest of the bakery
"It smells like a toilet in here"

Your answer to the 'black and white' cookie is not correct.

Answer to Goombah: Bette Midler to Kramer in "The Understudy."

Answer to DSC: The Scientologist woman that gave George, Jerry and Elaine a ride in "The Parking Garage."

New Question: "Did he use a lot of slang? Did he use the word 'man'?"

A: Kramer to Jerry, in reference to the sniffing accountant.

Q: I need to secure packaging of Jockeys. My boys need a house.

Kramer to Elaine

Q: "Breathtaking? I'm breathtaking?"

A: Elaine to guy in street who called her breathtaking?
Q: That's no tragedy!

I'm thinking this was George in reference to his "opponent" when he was telling his depressing life story in order to get an apartment...I don't know the name of the episode, but Elaine's boyfriend ending up getting it...the one who said she had a big head...

"Do I need a shot?"
"Not shot. Dog bite. Woof woof, not bang bang."