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Re: SHORTEST BOOKS EVER WRITTEN #23308 04/19/05 11:07 AM 04/19/05 11:07 AM
Joined: Feb 2005 Posts: 11,468 With Geary in Fredo's Brothel dontomasso OP Consigliere to the Stars
dontomasso OP Consigliere to the Stars Joined: Feb 2005 Posts: 11,468 With Geary in Fredo's Brothel	LMAO Don thats a good one. How My Adoptive Family Accepted Me by Tom Hagen "Io sono stanco, sono imbigliato, and I wan't everyone here to know, there ain't gonna be no trouble from me..Don Corleone..Cicc' a port!" "I stood in the courtroom like a fool." "I am Constanza: Lord of the idiots."

Re: SHORTEST BOOKS EVER WRITTEN #23309 04/19/05 11:50 AM 04/19/05 11:50 AM
Joined: Feb 2002 Posts: 1,399 Top o' the World Fame Underboss
Fame Underboss Joined: Feb 2002 Posts: 1,399 Top o' the World	"Back to the Borgias" by Michael Corleone "Meucci : The man who invented the telephone" by Joey Saza "Bastards are liars" by William Shakespeare "Come out and take it, you dirty, yellow-bellied rat, or I'll give it to you through the door!" - James Cagney in "Taxi!" (1932)

Re: SHORTEST BOOKS EVER WRITTEN #23310 04/20/05 01:18 PM 04/20/05 01:18 PM
Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 4,512 Right here, but I'd rather be ... long_lost_corleone Underboss
long_lost_corleone Underboss Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 4,512 Right here, but I'd rather be ...	Quote Originally posted by Fame: "Meucci : The man who invented the telephone" by Joey Saza Is that the sequel to The Man Who Invented the Internet by Al Gore? Lose Twenty Pounds in Twenty Days! by Peter Clemenza "Somebody told me when the bomb hits, everybody in a two mile radius will be instantly sublimated, but if you lay face down on the ground for some time, avoiding the residual ripples of heat, you might survive, permanently fucked up and twisted like you're always underwater refracted. But if you do go gas, there's nothing you can do if the air that was once you is mingled and mashed with the kicked up molecules of the enemy's former body. Big-kid-tested, motherf--ker approved."

Re: SHORTEST BOOKS EVER WRITTEN #23311 04/20/05 01:33 PM 04/20/05 01:33 PM
Joined: Feb 2005 Posts: 11,468 With Geary in Fredo's Brothel dontomasso OP Consigliere to the Stars
dontomasso OP Consigliere to the Stars Joined: Feb 2005 Posts: 11,468 With Geary in Fredo's Brothel	Public Speaking by Luca Brasi "Io sono stanco, sono imbigliato, and I wan't everyone here to know, there ain't gonna be no trouble from me..Don Corleone..Cicc' a port!" "I stood in the courtroom like a fool." "I am Constanza: Lord of the idiots."

Re: SHORTEST BOOKS EVER WRITTEN #23312 04/23/05 08:42 PM 04/23/05 08:42 PM
Joined: Nov 2002 Posts: 12,543 Gateshead, UK Capo de La Cosa Nostra
Capo de La Cosa Nostra Joined: Nov 2002 Posts: 12,543 Gateshead, UK	How I Slit My Wrists and Didn't Live to Tell the Tale by Frankie Pentangeli. Mick ...dot com bold typeface rhetoric. You go clickety click and get your head split. 'The hell you look like on a message board Discussing whether or not the Brother is hardcore?

Re: SHORTEST BOOKS EVER WRITTEN #23313 04/25/05 11:31 AM 04/25/05 11:31 AM
Joined: Feb 2003 Posts: 6,762 Anytown, USA goombah
goombah Joined: Feb 2003 Posts: 6,762 Anytown, USA	"Fun in the Tub" by Frankie Five Angels "How to look good drinking from a hose" by Frankie Five Angels "My spoken lines in the Godfather" by Busetta, Michael's bodyguard

Re: SHORTEST BOOKS EVER WRITTEN #23314 04/25/05 11:59 AM 04/25/05 11:59 AM
Joined: Feb 2005 Posts: 11,468 With Geary in Fredo's Brothel dontomasso OP Consigliere to the Stars
dontomasso OP Consigliere to the Stars Joined: Feb 2005 Posts: 11,468 With Geary in Fredo's Brothel	Pass The Cannoli by Don Altobello Party Etiquette by Deanna Corleone Making It Big With No Help by Johnny Fontaine "Io sono stanco, sono imbigliato, and I wan't everyone here to know, there ain't gonna be no trouble from me..Don Corleone..Cicc' a port!" "I stood in the courtroom like a fool." "I am Constanza: Lord of the idiots."

Re: SHORTEST BOOKS EVER WRITTEN #23315 04/25/05 12:14 PM 04/25/05 12:14 PM
Joined: Oct 2004 Posts: 3,733 JustMe Underboss
JustMe Underboss Joined: Oct 2004 Posts: 3,733	Loyalty pays. By Paulie Gatto. keep your mouth shut, and your eyes open.

Re: SHORTEST BOOKS EVER WRITTEN #23316 04/25/05 01:12 PM 04/25/05 01:12 PM
Joined: Feb 2005 Posts: 11,468 With Geary in Fredo's Brothel dontomasso OP Consigliere to the Stars
dontomasso OP Consigliere to the Stars Joined: Feb 2005 Posts: 11,468 With Geary in Fredo's Brothel	My Favorite Desert Recipes by Michael Corleone "Io sono stanco, sono imbigliato, and I wan't everyone here to know, there ain't gonna be no trouble from me..Don Corleone..Cicc' a port!" "I stood in the courtroom like a fool." "I am Constanza: Lord of the idiots."

Re: SHORTEST BOOKS EVER WRITTEN #23317 04/25/05 01:55 PM 04/25/05 01:55 PM
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Tony Kyprianou Made Member Joined: Apr 2005 Posts: 232 London	How to say your own surname correctly- by Mary Corleone There's a raging fire in my heart tonight, burning higher and higher in my soul...

Re: SHORTEST BOOKS EVER WRITTEN #23318 04/25/05 04:29 PM 04/25/05 04:29 PM
Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 4,512 Right here, but I'd rather be ... long_lost_corleone Underboss
long_lost_corleone Underboss Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 4,512 Right here, but I'd rather be ...	Quote Originally posted by Tony Kyprianou: How to say your own surname correctly- by Mary Corleone Or, How to Pronounce Italian Names Correctly by Sen. Pat Geary... Come on people, "Anthony Vie-tow Car-lee-on" "Somebody told me when the bomb hits, everybody in a two mile radius will be instantly sublimated, but if you lay face down on the ground for some time, avoiding the residual ripples of heat, you might survive, permanently fucked up and twisted like you're always underwater refracted. But if you do go gas, there's nothing you can do if the air that was once you is mingled and mashed with the kicked up molecules of the enemy's former body. Big-kid-tested, motherf--ker approved."

Re: SHORTEST BOOKS EVER WRITTEN #23319 04/25/05 04:35 PM 04/25/05 04:35 PM
Joined: Apr 2005 Posts: 319 Providence, RI M Moscarelli Capo
Moscarelli M Capo Joined: Apr 2005 Posts: 319 Providence, RI	Quote Originally posted by goombah: "Fun in the Tub" by Frankie Five Angels "The toe you stepped on yesterday may be attached to the ass you have to kiss today." -Former Mayor of Providence, RI, Vincent "Buddy" Cianci

Re: SHORTEST BOOKS EVER WRITTEN #23320 04/26/05 10:14 AM 04/26/05 10:14 AM
Joined: Feb 2005 Posts: 11,468 With Geary in Fredo's Brothel dontomasso OP Consigliere to the Stars
dontomasso OP Consigliere to the Stars Joined: Feb 2005 Posts: 11,468 With Geary in Fredo's Brothel	Good Acting Tips by Don Altobello as told to Eli Wallach "Io sono stanco, sono imbigliato, and I wan't everyone here to know, there ain't gonna be no trouble from me..Don Corleone..Cicc' a port!" "I stood in the courtroom like a fool." "I am Constanza: Lord of the idiots."

Re: SHORTEST BOOKS EVER WRITTEN #23321 04/27/05 09:56 AM 04/27/05 09:56 AM
Joined: Feb 2004 Posts: 5,453 California X XDCX
XDCX X Joined: Feb 2004 Posts: 5,453 California	"Pete's Pilates" by Pete Clemenza "Growing up my dad was like 'You have a great last name, Galifianakis. Galifianakis...begins with a gal...and ends with a kiss...' I'm like that's great dad, can we get it changed to 'Galifianafuck' please?" -- Zach Galifianakis

Re: SHORTEST BOOKS EVER WRITTEN #23322 05/02/05 12:17 PM 05/02/05 12:17 PM
Joined: Feb 2005 Posts: 11,468 With Geary in Fredo's Brothel dontomasso OP Consigliere to the Stars
dontomasso OP Consigliere to the Stars Joined: Feb 2005 Posts: 11,468 With Geary in Fredo's Brothel	"Piety" by Archbishop Gilday "A Healthy Heart" by Hyman Roth "How To Act Like A Man " by Johnnie Fontaine "The Value of Loyalty" by Tessio and Paulie "Io sono stanco, sono imbigliato, and I wan't everyone here to know, there ain't gonna be no trouble from me..Don Corleone..Cicc' a port!" "I stood in the courtroom like a fool." "I am Constanza: Lord of the idiots."

Re: SHORTEST BOOKS EVER WRITTEN #23323 05/02/05 12:24 PM 05/02/05 12:24 PM
Joined: Oct 2004 Posts: 4,098 Existential Well svsg Underboss
svsg Underboss Joined: Oct 2004 Posts: 4,098 Existential Well	Quote Originally posted by dontomasso: "A Healthy Heart" by Hyman Roth That would be a very long book, remember michael's sarcastic comment on this?

Re: SHORTEST BOOKS EVER WRITTEN #23324 05/02/05 12:38 PM 05/02/05 12:38 PM
Joined: Feb 2003 Posts: 6,762 Anytown, USA goombah
goombah Joined: Feb 2003 Posts: 6,762 Anytown, USA	"Dancing Lessons" by Deanna Dunn "Controlling My Anger" by Jack Woltz "Keeping My Pets Safe" by Jack Woltz "Massages: Why They Are Safe" by Moe Green "How to Tell Jokes & Be the Life of the Party" by Michael Corleone "How to Effectively 'Squeeze' People" by Senator Geary

Re: SHORTEST BOOKS EVER WRITTEN #23325 05/02/05 12:56 PM 05/02/05 12:56 PM
Joined: Mar 2005 Posts: 607 Peter_Clemenza Underboss
Peter_Clemenza Underboss Joined: Mar 2005 Posts: 607	Quote Originally posted by Darulerric: Taking things personal-Tom Hagen Usefullness of a bullet proof vest- Luca Brasi How to treat the daughter/sister of a Don- Carlo Mastering an Italian Accent- Senator Geary How to maintain a solid relationship- Micheal Minding your own business- Kay adams Don Lucchesi should read Mastering An Italian Accent by Pat Geary.

Re: SHORTEST BOOKS EVER WRITTEN #23326 05/03/05 10:11 AM 05/03/05 10:11 AM
Joined: Feb 2005 Posts: 11,468 With Geary in Fredo's Brothel dontomasso OP Consigliere to the Stars
dontomasso OP Consigliere to the Stars Joined: Feb 2005 Posts: 11,468 With Geary in Fredo's Brothel	"Making Sure Your Enemy is Really Dead" - by Vergil Solozzo. "Turn The Other Cheek" by Santino Corleone "Sailing in the Same Direction" by Don Lucchese "How to Find Mr. Right" by Mary Corleone "Crossing the Street Safely" by Willie Cicci "Io sono stanco, sono imbigliato, and I wan't everyone here to know, there ain't gonna be no trouble from me..Don Corleone..Cicc' a port!" "I stood in the courtroom like a fool." "I am Constanza: Lord of the idiots."

Re: SHORTEST BOOKS EVER WRITTEN #23327 05/06/05 07:20 PM 05/06/05 07:20 PM
Joined: Mar 2005 Posts: 22 England CorleoneLegend Wiseguy
CorleoneLegend Wiseguy Joined: Mar 2005 Posts: 22 England	Fun in The Bath by Frank Pentangeli Godfather 3 is The Best of The Series Bow to The Power of The Cosa Nostra

Re: SHORTEST BOOKS EVER WRITTEN #23328 05/07/05 05:10 AM 05/07/05 05:10 AM
Joined: Oct 2004 Posts: 3,733 JustMe Underboss
JustMe Underboss Joined: Oct 2004 Posts: 3,733	"Take the money and run" by Paulie Gatto. "Don't interfere" by Sonny Corleone. keep your mouth shut, and your eyes open.

Re: SHORTEST BOOKS EVER WRITTEN #23329 05/07/05 11:09 AM 05/07/05 11:09 AM
Joined: Feb 2004 Posts: 5,453 California X XDCX
XDCX X Joined: Feb 2004 Posts: 5,453 California	"Journal Entries: First Vacation with Connie" by Carlo Rizzi "Growing up my dad was like 'You have a great last name, Galifianakis. Galifianakis...begins with a gal...and ends with a kiss...' I'm like that's great dad, can we get it changed to 'Galifianafuck' please?" -- Zach Galifianakis

Re: SHORTEST BOOKS EVER WRITTEN #23330 05/07/05 11:32 AM 05/07/05 11:32 AM
Joined: Oct 2004 Posts: 3,733 JustMe Underboss
JustMe Underboss Joined: Oct 2004 Posts: 3,733	"How to hide in America" by Fabrizio. keep your mouth shut, and your eyes open.

Re: SHORTEST BOOKS EVER WRITTEN #23331 05/07/05 08:30 PM 05/07/05 08:30 PM
Joined: Feb 2004 Posts: 5,453 California X XDCX
XDCX X Joined: Feb 2004 Posts: 5,453 California	"Take the Gun. Leave the Cannoli" by Pete Clemenza "Growing up my dad was like 'You have a great last name, Galifianakis. Galifianakis...begins with a gal...and ends with a kiss...' I'm like that's great dad, can we get it changed to 'Galifianafuck' please?" -- Zach Galifianakis

Re: SHORTEST BOOKS EVER WRITTEN #23332 05/07/05 09:28 PM 05/07/05 09:28 PM
Joined: Apr 2004 Posts: 4,206 Los Angeles Letizia B. Underboss
Letizia B. Underboss Joined: Apr 2004 Posts: 4,206 Los Angeles	"Try the Veal, Make a Deal: New York's Safest Restaurants for Business Dates" --McCluskey

Re: SHORTEST BOOKS EVER WRITTEN #23333 05/12/05 03:08 PM 05/12/05 03:08 PM
Joined: May 2005 Posts: 170 North East England Joolsie Cappucetti Made Member
Joolsie Cappucetti Made Member Joined: May 2005 Posts: 170 North East England	Quote Originally posted by goombah: "Hygiene for Your Back Hair" by Sonny, Vincent, Hyman Roth & Moe Green Originally posted by BethE: Nipple piercing - Appollonia Corleone ROFLMAO Senator, we are both part of the same hypocrisy

Re: SHORTEST BOOKS EVER WRITTEN #23334 05/12/05 03:14 PM 05/12/05 03:14 PM
Joined: Mar 2005 Posts: 777 TheSicilian123 Underboss
TheSicilian123 Underboss Joined: Mar 2005 Posts: 777	"Safe Driving" Michael Corleone. "Bullet Proof Glass" Moe Green If you had any fucking heart at all you'd be out stealin'! Joe Pecsi Turn that thing off! You should be out stealing! Lefty You put up and shut up, you hear nothing you say nothing! Just like you did for Bugsy! -Noodles

Re: SHORTEST BOOKS EVER WRITTEN #23335 05/13/05 09:01 AM 05/13/05 09:01 AM
Joined: Feb 2005 Posts: 11,468 With Geary in Fredo's Brothel dontomasso OP Consigliere to the Stars
dontomasso OP Consigliere to the Stars Joined: Feb 2005 Posts: 11,468 With Geary in Fredo's Brothel	"Al My Pal:A Fishing Story" by Fredo Corleone. "Blink" by Moe Greene "Io sono stanco, sono imbigliato, and I wan't everyone here to know, there ain't gonna be no trouble from me..Don Corleone..Cicc' a port!" "I stood in the courtroom like a fool." "I am Constanza: Lord of the idiots."

Re: SHORTEST BOOKS EVER WRITTEN #23336 05/13/05 09:02 AM 05/13/05 09:02 AM
Joined: Sep 2004 Posts: 44,945 DE NIRO
DE NIRO Joined: Sep 2004 Posts: 44,945	A Safier way to drive by Paulie Gatto The Mafia Is Not Primarily An Organisation Of Murderers. First And Foremost,The Mafia Is Made Up Of Thieves. It Is Driven By Greed And Controlled By Fear. Between The Law And The Mafia, The Law Is Not The Most To Be Feared "What if the Mafia were not an organization but a widespread Sicilian attitude of hostility towards the law?" "Make Love Not War" John Lennon

Re: SHORTEST BOOKS EVER WRITTEN #23337 05/13/05 10:26 AM 05/13/05 10:26 AM
Joined: Feb 2005 Posts: 11,468 With Geary in Fredo's Brothel dontomasso OP Consigliere to the Stars
dontomasso OP Consigliere to the Stars Joined: Feb 2005 Posts: 11,468 With Geary in Fredo's Brothel	"Weight Loss" by Peter Clemenza "Io sono stanco, sono imbigliato, and I wan't everyone here to know, there ain't gonna be no trouble from me..Don Corleone..Cicc' a port!" "I stood in the courtroom like a fool." "I am Constanza: Lord of the idiots."

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