GangsterBB.NET


Funko Pop! Movies:
The Godfather 50th Anniversary Collectors Set -
3 Figure Set: Michael, Vito, Sonny

Who's Online Now
4 registered members (Ciment, joepuzzles234, British, m2w), 61 guests, and 3 spiders.
Key: Admin, Global Mod, Mod
Shout Box
Site Links
>Help Page
>More Smilies
>GBB on Facebook
>Job Saver

>Godfather Website
>Scarface Website
>Mario Puzo Website
NEW!
Active Member Birthdays
No birthdays today
Newest Members
TheGhost, Pumpkin, RussianCriminalWorld, JohnnyTheBat, Havana
10349 Registered Users
Top Posters(All Time)
Irishman12 67,618
DE NIRO 44,945
J Geoff 31,285
Hollander 24,105
pizzaboy 23,296
SC 22,902
Turnbull 19,518
Mignon 19,066
Don Cardi 18,238
Sicilian Babe 17,300
plawrence 15,058
Forum Statistics
Forums21
Topics42,381
Posts1,059,685
Members10,349
Most Online796
Jan 21st, 2020
Previous Thread
Next Thread
Print Thread
Page 1 of 9 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9
"Creative Trilogy Captions - Part 1" #1159
05/15/02 04:14 PM
05/15/02 04:14 PM
Joined: Apr 2002
Posts: 367
Baltimore, MD
Don Provalone Offline OP
Capo
Don Provalone  Offline OP
Capo
Joined: Apr 2002
Posts: 367
Baltimore, MD
Padrino-philes:

For the truly bored - try to come up with a creative caption for this picture please:

[Linked Image]

My suggestion - " From this moment forward, hand guns were referred to as 'fire arms' ".

Any other ideas?


"People who are not serious, should not be taken seriously"
Re: "Creative Trilogy Captions - Part 1" #1160
05/15/02 04:45 PM
05/15/02 04:45 PM
Joined: Apr 2002
Posts: 367
Baltimore, MD
Don Provalone Offline OP
Capo
Don Provalone  Offline OP
Capo
Joined: Apr 2002
Posts: 367
Baltimore, MD
Another:

[Linked Image]

"Be careful, that's how I went blind"


"People who are not serious, should not be taken seriously"
Re: "Creative Trilogy Captions - Part 1" #1161
05/15/02 04:56 PM
05/15/02 04:56 PM
Joined: Apr 2002
Posts: 367
Baltimore, MD
Don Provalone Offline OP
Capo
Don Provalone  Offline OP
Capo
Joined: Apr 2002
Posts: 367
Baltimore, MD
[Linked Image]

"Indigenous Copulation"


"People who are not serious, should not be taken seriously"
Re: "Creative Trilogy Captions - Part 1" #1162
05/15/02 05:14 PM
05/15/02 05:14 PM
Joined: Apr 2002
Posts: 367
Baltimore, MD
Don Provalone Offline OP
Capo
Don Provalone  Offline OP
Capo
Joined: Apr 2002
Posts: 367
Baltimore, MD
[Linked Image]

"Fredo, who would be stupid enough to try to kill me in my own home?"


"People who are not serious, should not be taken seriously"
Re: "Creative Trilogy Captions - Part 1" #1163
05/15/02 05:19 PM
05/15/02 05:19 PM
Joined: Apr 2002
Posts: 367
Baltimore, MD
Don Provalone Offline OP
Capo
Don Provalone  Offline OP
Capo
Joined: Apr 2002
Posts: 367
Baltimore, MD
[Linked Image]

"The danger of not getting a good HMO in Sicily"


"People who are not serious, should not be taken seriously"
Re: "Creative Trilogy Captions - Part 1" #1164
05/15/02 05:33 PM
05/15/02 05:33 PM
Joined: Apr 2002
Posts: 367
Baltimore, MD
Don Provalone Offline OP
Capo
Don Provalone  Offline OP
Capo
Joined: Apr 2002
Posts: 367
Baltimore, MD
[Linked Image]

"And the award for in-depth, under-cover reporting goes to ..."


"People who are not serious, should not be taken seriously"
Re: "Creative Trilogy Captions - Part 1" #1165
05/15/02 05:42 PM
05/15/02 05:42 PM
Joined: Apr 2002
Posts: 367
Baltimore, MD
Don Provalone Offline OP
Capo
Don Provalone  Offline OP
Capo
Joined: Apr 2002
Posts: 367
Baltimore, MD
[Linked Image]

"OK so the hair growth plan did not work, can't I have another chance please?"


"People who are not serious, should not be taken seriously"
Re: "Creative Trilogy Captions - Part 1" #1166
05/15/02 05:50 PM
05/15/02 05:50 PM
Joined: Apr 2002
Posts: 367
Baltimore, MD
Don Provalone Offline OP
Capo
Don Provalone  Offline OP
Capo
Joined: Apr 2002
Posts: 367
Baltimore, MD
[Linked Image]

" Oh sure - 'Buy Enron, buy Enron' - well here's a sure thing for you ..."


"People who are not serious, should not be taken seriously"
Re: "Creative Trilogy Captions - Part 1" #1167
05/15/02 05:54 PM
05/15/02 05:54 PM
Joined: May 2002
Posts: 62
Michael Barzini Offline
Button
Michael Barzini  Offline
Button
Joined: May 2002
Posts: 62
Quote
Originally posted by Don Provalone:
[Linked Image]

" Oh sure - 'Buy Enron, buy Enron' - well here's a sure thing for you ..."
" What you didnt like the Godfather? Do ya have a death wish or what? "


Behind every great fortune there is a crime. -Balzac
Re: "Creative Trilogy Captions - Part 1" #1168
05/15/02 06:48 PM
05/15/02 06:48 PM
Joined: Dec 2001
Posts: 1,998
Upstate New York
Ricardo Offline
Underboss
Ricardo  Offline
Underboss
Joined: Dec 2001
Posts: 1,998
Upstate New York
Quote
Originally posted by Ricardo:
[Linked Image]
Oh well, let's try this....

[Linked Image]

Those were the days...the Original All In the Family Pilot.

Re: "Creative Trilogy Captions - Part 1" #1169
05/15/02 07:01 PM
05/15/02 07:01 PM
Joined: Dec 2001
Posts: 1,998
Upstate New York
Ricardo Offline
Underboss
Ricardo  Offline
Underboss
Joined: Dec 2001
Posts: 1,998
Upstate New York
[Linked Image]

It was the best of times, It was the worst of times-Charles Dickens

Re: "Creative Trilogy Captions - Part 1" #1170
05/15/02 07:02 PM
05/15/02 07:02 PM
Joined: Dec 2001
Posts: 1,998
Upstate New York
Ricardo Offline
Underboss
Ricardo  Offline
Underboss
Joined: Dec 2001
Posts: 1,998
Upstate New York
[Linked Image]

Fredo cut the cheese, pass it on...

Re: "Creative Trilogy Captions - Part 1" #1171
05/15/02 07:17 PM
05/15/02 07:17 PM
Joined: Dec 2001
Posts: 1,998
Upstate New York
Ricardo Offline
Underboss
Ricardo  Offline
Underboss
Joined: Dec 2001
Posts: 1,998
Upstate New York
[Linked Image]

He's From Viet-Fu<%ing-Nam!

I'll miss you, Buh Buh.

It jumped up and bit me.

The President called it the Million Dolluh Wound.

Run Forrest!

Oops, Wrong movie!

Re: "Creative Trilogy Captions - Part 1" #1172
05/15/02 07:17 PM
05/15/02 07:17 PM
Joined: Nov 2001
Posts: 2,497
Los Angeles
Don Corpuzzi Offline
Underboss
Don Corpuzzi  Offline
Underboss
Joined: Nov 2001
Posts: 2,497
Los Angeles
[Linked Image]

You really need to start using dandruff shampoo, Don Corleone.

Re: "Creative Trilogy Captions - Part 1" #1173
05/15/02 08:11 PM
05/15/02 08:11 PM
Joined: Mar 2002
Posts: 3,389
State Asylum
Snake Offline
Underboss
Snake  Offline
Underboss
Joined: Mar 2002
Posts: 3,389
State Asylum
[Linked Image]

"If you really didn't want me as a partner, why didn't you just say so?!?"


"Vaya con Dios, Castle. Go with God."
"God's going to sit this one out." The Punisher (2004)
Re: "Creative Trilogy Captions - Part 1" #1174
05/15/02 08:16 PM
05/15/02 08:16 PM
Joined: Dec 2001
Posts: 1,998
Upstate New York
Ricardo Offline
Underboss
Ricardo  Offline
Underboss
Joined: Dec 2001
Posts: 1,998
Upstate New York
[Linked Image]

The Mafia Commission PostCard of 1980
From Left to Right:
Vincent Mancini, Don Coppola, Anthony Squigliaro, Don Corleone, Don Altobello, Joey Zasa, Don Perisi

Keep an eye out for next year's
Mafia Swimsuit Calendar-featuring: Vito Corleone, Gastone Fanucci, Peter Clemenza, Francesco Ciccio, Salvatore tessio, Genco Abbandando, Emilio Barzini, Carmine Cuneo, Philip Tattaglia, Victor Stracci, Luca Brasi, Michael Corleone, Santino Corleone (Full Centerfold rolleyes ), Fredo Corleone, Virgil Sollozzo, Bruno Tattaglia, Tom Hagen, Moe Greene, Paulie Gatto, Rocco Lampone, Don Tommasino, Al Neri, Moe greene, Willy Cicci, Markkk wink McCluskey, Calo, Fabrizzio, Carlo Rizzi, Johnny Fontane, Frank Pentangeli, Hyman Roth, Johnny Ola, Fulgencio Batista, Pat Geary, Vincenzo Pentangeli, Bussetta, Carmine & Anthony: The Rosato Brothers, Joey Zasa, Vincent Mancini, Anthony Squigliaro, The Best Twins, Dominic Abbandando, Don Altobello, and last but certainly not least (there were difficulties splicing his head back to his neck) Licio Luchesi!

Call now and you'll receive our Special Edition Calendar: Bella Mafiosas-Featuring: Carmella Corleone, Carla Abbandando, Kay Corleone, Constanzia Corleone, Sandra Corleone, Theresa Hagen, Deanna Corleone, Appolonia Corleone, Marcia Roth, Francesca & Kathryn: The Corleone Twins, Mary Corleone, Grace Hamilton and more...(Geary's whore, Tattaglia's whore, etc.)

Re: "Creative Trilogy Captions - Part 1" #1175
05/15/02 08:26 PM
05/15/02 08:26 PM
Joined: Oct 2001
Posts: 19,518
AZ
Turnbull Offline
Turnbull  Offline

Joined: Oct 2001
Posts: 19,518
AZ
[QB] [Linked Image]

"Hurry the f**k up and let's get this scene done in one take! They need the f*****g fruit for the wedding in the banquet room next door!!


Ntra la porta tua lu sangu � sparsu,
E nun me mporta si ce muoru accisu...
E s'iddu muoru e vaju mparadisu
Si nun ce truovo a ttia, mancu ce trasu.
Re: "Creative Trilogy Captions - Part 1" #1176
05/16/02 10:19 AM
05/16/02 10:19 AM
Joined: Jul 2001
Posts: 905
Chicago
Daniel Corleone Offline
Underboss
Daniel Corleone  Offline
Underboss
Joined: Jul 2001
Posts: 905
Chicago
[Linked Image]

Don Vito - "Look I ordered a steak nota fruits" [Linked Image] Toms mind - "Damn Barzini, errr, waiter." [Linked Image]


"Life is so beatiful" - Don Vito in The Godfather novel
"My name is Michael Corleone...There are people who'd pay a lot of money for that information" - The Godfather
Re: "Creative Trilogy Captions - Part 1" #1177
05/16/02 04:07 PM
05/16/02 04:07 PM
Joined: Aug 2001
Posts: 379
Southeast USA
Don Vanchenzo Offline
Capo
Don Vanchenzo  Offline
Capo
Joined: Aug 2001
Posts: 379
Southeast USA
[Linked Image]
Quote
For the truly bored - try to come up with a creative caption for this picture please:
[Linked Image]
"Once again, we at Domino's Pizza would like to remind our customers that we no longer accept personal checks." orange


"The Godfather was a man to whom everybody came for help and never were they disappointed. He made no empty promises, nor the craven excuse that his hands were tied by more powerful forces in the world than himself. It was not necessary that he be your friend, it was not even important that you had no means with which to repay him. Only one thing was required. That you, yourself, proclaim your friendship. And then, no matter how poor or powerless the supplicant, the Godfather would take that person's troubles to his heart. He would let nothing stand in the way to a solution of that person's woe. His reward? Friendship, the respectful title 'Don' and sometimes the more affectionate salutation of 'Godfather.' Perhaps, to show respect only, never for profit, some humble gift - a gallon or homemade wine or a basket of fresh baked goods on a holiday. It was understood to proclaim that you were in his debt and that he had the right to call upon you at any time to redeem the debt by some small service." -- Mario Puzo, The Godfather (1969).
Re: "Creative Trilogy Captions - Part 1" #1178
05/16/02 06:04 PM
05/16/02 06:04 PM
Joined: Dec 2001
Posts: 1,998
Upstate New York
Ricardo Offline
Underboss
Ricardo  Offline
Underboss
Joined: Dec 2001
Posts: 1,998
Upstate New York
Quote
Originally posted by Don Provalone:
Padrino-philes:

For the truly bored - try to come up with a creative caption for this picture please:

[Linked Image]

My suggestion - " From this moment forward, hand guns were referred to as 'fire arms' ".

Any other ideas?
Fanucci-Hey servan boy, bring me a hot towel (HOT TOWEL)

Re: "Creative Trilogy Captions - Part 1" #1179
05/16/02 09:17 PM
05/16/02 09:17 PM
Joined: Jul 2001
Posts: 991
New York
DonsAdvisor Offline
Underboss
DonsAdvisor  Offline
Underboss
Joined: Jul 2001
Posts: 991
New York
[Linked Image]

Let me help you dry your beak.


"A refusal is not the act of a friend"
Re: "Creative Trilogy Captions - Part 1" #1180
05/16/02 09:27 PM
05/16/02 09:27 PM
Joined: Apr 2002
Posts: 367
Baltimore, MD
Don Provalone Offline OP
Capo
Don Provalone  Offline OP
Capo
Joined: Apr 2002
Posts: 367
Baltimore, MD
[Linked Image]

Michael took a moment to 'suspend his disbelief' as he considered the words of a half-naked Hyman Roth - "I'm bigger than US Steel"


"People who are not serious, should not be taken seriously"
Re: "Creative Trilogy Captions - Part 1" #1181
05/16/02 09:30 PM
05/16/02 09:30 PM
Joined: Apr 2002
Posts: 367
Baltimore, MD
Don Provalone Offline OP
Capo
Don Provalone  Offline OP
Capo
Joined: Apr 2002
Posts: 367
Baltimore, MD
[Linked Image]

"Vincent did not mean to fall in love with me, he just got sucked into it"


"People who are not serious, should not be taken seriously"
Re: "Creative Trilogy Captions - Part 1" #1182
05/16/02 09:38 PM
05/16/02 09:38 PM
Joined: Apr 2002
Posts: 367
Baltimore, MD
Don Provalone Offline OP
Capo
Don Provalone  Offline OP
Capo
Joined: Apr 2002
Posts: 367
Baltimore, MD
[Linked Image]

"In his secret moments, Don Vito likes to play his Air Guitar for relaxation"


"People who are not serious, should not be taken seriously"
Re: "Creative Trilogy Captions - Part 1" #1183
05/16/02 09:45 PM
05/16/02 09:45 PM
Joined: Apr 2002
Posts: 367
Baltimore, MD
Don Provalone Offline OP
Capo
Don Provalone  Offline OP
Capo
Joined: Apr 2002
Posts: 367
Baltimore, MD
[Linked Image]

"To screen prospective employees, Don Vito always asked the trick question - 'Wanna stroke my ...?' "


"People who are not serious, should not be taken seriously"
Re: "Creative Trilogy Captions - Part 1" #1184
05/16/02 09:49 PM
05/16/02 09:49 PM
Joined: Apr 2002
Posts: 367
Baltimore, MD
Don Provalone Offline OP
Capo
Don Provalone  Offline OP
Capo
Joined: Apr 2002
Posts: 367
Baltimore, MD
[Linked Image]

"In a futile effort, Don Provalone attempts to talk Don Geoff into issuing shares of stock for his website"


"People who are not serious, should not be taken seriously"
Re: "Creative Trilogy Captions - Part 1" #1185
05/16/02 09:53 PM
05/16/02 09:53 PM
Joined: Apr 2002
Posts: 367
Baltimore, MD
Don Provalone Offline OP
Capo
Don Provalone  Offline OP
Capo
Joined: Apr 2002
Posts: 367
Baltimore, MD
[Linked Image]

"Although he claimed he was Sicilian, Apollonia soon discovered that Michael had roamin' hands and rushin' fingers"


"People who are not serious, should not be taken seriously"
Re: "Creative Trilogy Captions - Part 1" #1186
05/16/02 09:56 PM
05/16/02 09:56 PM
Joined: Apr 2002
Posts: 367
Baltimore, MD
Don Provalone Offline OP
Capo
Don Provalone  Offline OP
Capo
Joined: Apr 2002
Posts: 367
Baltimore, MD
[Linked Image]

"I don't mean to complain, but this safety restraint system is just a little too tight"


"People who are not serious, should not be taken seriously"
Re: "Creative Trilogy Captions - Part 1" #1187
05/16/02 10:01 PM
05/16/02 10:01 PM
Joined: Apr 2002
Posts: 367
Baltimore, MD
Don Provalone Offline OP
Capo
Don Provalone  Offline OP
Capo
Joined: Apr 2002
Posts: 367
Baltimore, MD
[Linked Image]

"A real night-mare"


"People who are not serious, should not be taken seriously"
Re: "Creative Trilogy Captions - Part 1" #1188
05/16/02 10:04 PM
05/16/02 10:04 PM
Joined: Apr 2002
Posts: 367
Baltimore, MD
Don Provalone Offline OP
Capo
Don Provalone  Offline OP
Capo
Joined: Apr 2002
Posts: 367
Baltimore, MD
[Linked Image]

"Man, that's a relief - I thought one of the hookers got loose"


"People who are not serious, should not be taken seriously"
Page 1 of 9 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9

Moderated by  Don Cardi, J Geoff, SC, Turnbull 

Powered by UBB.threads™