Ladies and Gentlemen, lets take a look through the movie that not only is Michael Bay's worse, but I can't see how any so-called American patriot can watch this piece of shit:

Little Man is a better movie than White Chicks

Yes I watched this too expecting to laugh with Will Ferrell in the lead role. What a complete waste of time. I knew it wouldn't be good when I saw it was only rated PG

Little Man is a better movie than White Chicks [/b][/quote]That's like saying piss tastes just a little bit better then shit.

True it's not saying much, but have you seen Little Man or are you just bashing it from the previews?

I'm blindly bashing a film whose trailer contained not one joke I haven't heard before.

I love Don't Be a Menace to South Central While Drinking Your Juice in the Hood but they're other films, especially White Chicks, are horrible.

Scary Movie is ok though. I just hope they don't go even worse with their upcoming Homey the Clown movie.

I don't know how I left off this piece of garbage: The Waterboy

I concur, Don't Be a Menace to South Central While Drinking Your Juice in the Hood was very enjoyable and what brought the Wayne's family back into my life was Scary Movie (the original, the rest pretty much sucked). Yes, White Chicks sucked as well, but Little Man wasn't as bad. I'm exciting about the Homey the Clown movie because I grew up and adore the In Living Color series

I did too, but I feel like it'll take the great In Living Color character and turn him into a modern comedy caricature.

For me, the Back to the Future trilogy is one of those movies that I can never bring myself to classify as good, bad, or mediocre. Kind of like Star Wars.

Are We There Yet? (2005)

This is the most horrible, piece of shit movie I have EVER seen. Sometimes, if a movie is shockingly bad, you can laugh at it (a la Catwoman). Not with this film. I wanted, and still want, to strangle those little pricks. It's quite a feat to create two of the most unlikable characters in ALL OF CINEMA.

They were only involved in the first 2.

Well, the first BACK TO THE FUTURE I think had a nice premise, and its pretty good. The sequels are decent fodder, though #2 had an interesting idea that comes up with mixed results, and #3, Zemeckis and producer/co-writer Gale obviously had fun with their jokes/homages to western pictures from Eastwood, Leone, Peckinpah, Wayne, all that stuff.

If you want to blame a franchise for encouraging THE MATRIX and PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN (along with those fucking LOTR pictures) to make their sequels simultaneously, then blame BACK TO THE FUTURE.

They were only involved in the first 2. [/b][/quote]Yeah I know, but they were back in my life with the first 2

There are only three movies I truly have hated:

- A Midsummer's Night Dream (1999)
- The Waterboy (1998)
- Space Jam (1996)

Whoever made those films should be ashamed of themselves. Especially the person who casted Michelle Pfeiffer as Titania.

i have to say that Jean Claude Van-Damme did a few good films like Kickboxer and I liked Hellboy , its just misunderstood but a film that really really really didnt deserve wasting 2 hours of my 15 year old life was one called 'One Bad Trip' why coolio why!?!

THANK YOU anthony lee, I knew there was something I could contribute to this thread. Yes in deed, Hellboy. The one and only movie that I actually walked out on and actually gave a 2nd chance on DVD. 3 words: Piece of sh*t!

It's just misunderstood poor guy

To be fair, though, most of the films stated in this thread sort of have a right, an expectation, to be utterly atrocious. It becomes too easy to dismiss formulaic sequels and tacky remakes; after a while, there's no scale to distinguish the quality between Scary Movie 2 and Scary Movie 4.

Long ago, when this thread was first formed, I posted about Love, Honor and Obey, which is the only film I ever took back for a refund--or an exchange, for Gosford Park. Such talent wasted by badly-improvised scenes and horridly familiar narrative.

But there's a new candidate: Millions (2005), by Danny Boyle. I saw it last year at the cinema, and my mouth was dangerously dry by the end of it.

Failing that (and some failure, too), Herzog's Invincible (2000) is atrocious by the director's own standards. While the auteur theory may render his worst ever film far superior to anything in the American Pie franchise of films, the fact that it comes with at least a lot more expectation than some mindless sex comedy allows it to sink thoroughly into the darkest recesses of my film-watching history.

I would have to say Jeepers Creepers is the worst movie of all time. I think everyone who had a hand in its making should be made to sit and watch re runs of Barney until they gauge their own eyes out.

The director of this film is ironically enough a child molester. He had oral sex with a boy who starred in one of his films in the late 80's and if I recall correctly, was merely slapped on the wrist for it.

I guess then I can blame the USA justice system for this piece of work.

Is it any wonder that director/convicted child molestor Victor Salva sucks as a director?

Alright, that pun was just wrong...

And who would want anyone other then Salva sucking their dick to begin with?

Gigli. Need I say more?