LOL....actually a G, but there's right....and then there's "correct" LOL

Give that man a ceegar! lol

Although, admittedly, it may have 13 hearts...it still remains cold and absolutely heartless!

Who or what is this entity?

A deck of cards.

LOL. But, Lou, what is it with you?...Ya killin' me over here!

Just kidding. Great job LP.

It seems you and I, with few exceptions, are the only ones interested in "riddles" LOL...oh well.

That's true,but keep em' comin',and from time to time I'll return the favor when I run into some good ones.

A taxi driver goes up a one-way street in the wrong direction. A cop sees this,but doesn't stop him,issue a ticket,or even bother to turn on his flashing lights. Why not?

Was he actually driving his taxi at the time? Or just walking on foot as a pedestrian?

Nice catch NYM ! Yes,he was on foot. Good job!

This one should be easy:
How many days of the week start with the letter "T"?

One day a grandfather noticed that his grandson, a young man of just twenty-five, was sitting quietly by himself...all alone, in deep thought.

The grandfather sat down next to him, placed his hand on his grandson's, and then said, "My son, people like us don't have people. We ARE the people that people have."

.....And that hit him hard...but he finally understood.

If you don’t hold on tight to it, it’ll definitely get broken….So, what is it?

My heart,

The answer is...a promise.

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But not for nothing Lou, the answer you gave was a great response also. lol....And just for that, you're still gettin' that cigar! lol

Grazzie NYM.

Prego amico mio

What can you put in a bucket to make it weigh less?

....a hole!

Which of the following fruits are considered berries?

A) Raspberries

B) Strawberries

C) Bananas

D) Blueberries

E) Grapes

I believe that technically speaking,from a botanical definition,that the only true berry listed is the banana.
I like bananas,in fact you might say that they "a-peel" to me. (sorry bout that)

Thats right Lou. Bananas ARE a berry. And believe it or not, Strawberries are not considered a berry, per se.

If tomatoes are a fruit,does that mean that ketchup is a smoothie ?

I'm not sure, Lou. But I will say one thing. It's definitely "food" for thought! LOL

Im late for work for the last few years because my wife decided to make smoothie every morning lol lol

ROCKIN' RIDDLES...
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Question: Two people are born at the exact same moment. Yet, they don't have the same birthdays. How is this even possible?


Answer: Because they were born in different time zones.

Throw away the outside. Cook the inside, Eat the outside. Throw away the inside.

...What is it?

An ear of corn.

Lol...One of these days, Lou!...I'm telling' ya, one of these days!!! LOL

Don't blame me,you make it too much fun !
I really look forward to your contributions. Thanks.

Lol...Lou, I don't blame you at all. Lol

How could you stretch out the word "cow" into 13 letters?

... SEE O DOUBLE YOU