Because so many of their street rackets have dissipated in recent years, the Mafia has expanded into more legitimate industry, specifically the house-cleaning business.

Subsequently, the FBI reports from several "confidential" sources that the mob's been bringing in a lot of new guys as "maid men"

Keep ‘‘em coming NYMafia lol. Good to have some humor once in awhile even the corny jokes lol

"What am I a clown? I make you laugh?...I'm here for your amusement?"

I'm tryin pal, I'm tryin! lol

Lmao

I figured you guys would get a kick out of this. lol

As the Carabinieri grill and interrogate Matteo Messina Denaro and further investigate his Mafia organization, its come to light that in recent years he's employed mimes to handle more and more of his strong-arm work and gangland assignments.

Informants have told the Carabinieri thats because Messina Denaro knows that if captured and interrogated, they'll never say one single word to Italian investigators!

He's so shrewd!

A little levity for the day!
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Due to their declining racket revenues, the Mafia has decided to modernize itself and bring their criminal activities more up to date. Subsequently, the "Commission" has voted to have all Cosa Nostra Families get into "online" crime.

The FBI has just learned through their informants that the mob has launched a lucrative new App called, "Pay-Up-Pal"
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Happy Friday everyone!

Your daily dose.....
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Q: Do you know why the local neighborhood mafiosi went and visited the local pizzeria?


A: Turns out, they wanted their piece of the pie!

Q: Why are Mafia members generally considered to be good lovers?

A: Because they've often got a stiff in the trunk!

Q: Why do politicians, bankers, and Mafia bosses all like to play golf?

A: Because it's the one game that you can also play in handcuffs too!
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LOL, Happy Sunday GBB!

One more chuckle, to make for a happy Sunday smile!
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Through an informant's tip, the Sicilian Carabinieri were led to the location of a gangland hit, where they soon discovered the massacred body of an unidentified mafioso. Authorities say the Mafia had boiled the man to death in scalding water.

Weekly later, the National Italian Police Forensic Department is still trying to positively Al-Dentefy the body!

A few chuckles to start your week off right!
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Q: What do members of the Mafia and a vagina both have in common?

A: One slip of the tongue and you're in deep shit!

Good one!!!!

Thanks. Lol.

I figure you never can lose when you start your day off with a smile!

Late this afternoon, the New York Office of the FBI posted a press release about a raid that a team of twelve Federal Agents conducted at a tennis club, that Mafia members were supposedly using as a front for their criminal activities.

Among other charges, Federal Prosecutors said all suspects will be charged with "racquet-teering"

A Mafia kidnapping!...
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A wealthy Italian industrialist was kidnapped by the Mafia, who demanded he tell them where his fortune was hidden.

They tied him to a chair at gunpoint and demanded the location of a large stash of cold cash they knew he had hidden. But he wouldn't tell them one single word!

Despite repeatedly beating and torturing him, after awhile the mafiosi realized that he wasn't going to comply with their demands, so they killed him.

At the gates of Heaven, before letting him in, God and Saint Peter were both there to meet him. They asked the man why he didn't just give his kidnappers the information they wanted, which might have saved his life.

The man frantically responded, "How the heck could I? Those rascals tied up both my hands!"
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Happy Wednesday folks!

GANGSTER GIGGLE FOR TODAY...
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Some Mafia soldiers were playing cards at a mobbed-up social club when one of them asks, "Where's Vito? I know he never misses our poker games.

His friend Frankie replies, "Oh, didn't you hear about it? Vito's dead."

The other guy says, "Awwww, that's a damn shame. He was a real good goodfella. How'd he die?"

Frankie then goes on to explain, "Well, he went to the doctor last week. Vito found out that he had gonorrhea."

The first guys says, "So? Big deal! You won't die from gonorrhea."

Frankie quickly retorts, "You will if you give it to the boss' wife!"

The "Don's" Funeral...
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The wily "Don" Vito, the Mafia boss of a major city, finally dies of natural causes at the ripe old age of 95. His immediate family held a large public funeral service in his honor, allowing both friends and family, as well as former enemies, to come and pay their respects.

Each attendee took his or her turn approaching his casket, grabbing a handful of earth, then scattered it over his coffin, as they said a prayer. The Chief of Police was also there. He too approached the former boss of bosses, he also grabbed a handful of dirt, scattered it, but then quickly turned away from the coffin crying profusely.

Puzzled, Don Vito's family turned to look at each other, and asked why the heck the police chief was so upset and emotional. Even more so than any of them, his own blood family?

Finally, a newspaper journalist who was also in attendance, walked up to the family and explained, "The Police Chief's upset because he's finally gotten the "dirt" on Vito, but it's too late! Because he could never nail him while the "Don" was still alive.
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Happy Friday GBB!

Thought I'd post up a bit of a risqué one for today, just for shits and giggles, of course.
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Old Mother Hubbard, went to the cupboard, to fetch her poor dog a bone.
But when she bent over, Rover took over, and the bitch got a bone of her own!
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Lol. Have a Happy Sunday folks!

Ok, here's a bit controversial one in my opinion (after all, I'm Italian) lol. But fair is fair. We're equal opportunity jokesters here....We make fun of everybody!

Monday Morning's Riddle....
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Q: If Tarzan and Jane were Italian, what would Cheetah be?

A: The least hairy of the three.

One more for the gipper......
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Q: What's the difference between a prostitute, a mistress, and a wife?
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A:
The prostitute says "are you done yet?"
The mistress says "you're not done yet, are you?"
And the wife says "beige, I think I'll paint the ceiling beige"
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...Happy Morning GBB!

A MIDNIGHT CHAT.....
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Two Mafia hitmen are walking deep into a forest late one night. When one of them says to the other, "I gotta admit, I'm scared shit out here."

The other one replies, "You think you're scared?...I gotta walk all the way back to the car alone!"

Tuesday's Gangster Giggles...
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Q: What's the Mafia's favorite game?

A: Whack a Mole!

The current dismal state of the Italian mob has forced the Mafia Commission to pass a new rule, now allowing men of mixed ethnicities to finally join their ranks. But almost immediately, after being implemented, (as the older "Dons" had predicted and warned), Cosa Nostra started running into operational problems. And their rackets revenues have suffered as a result. A good example was the recent attempted "shakedown" of a business in New York City.
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A half Italian, half Chinese mobster went into a store to extort them, but left empty-handed.

He made them an offer that they couldn't even understand.

Wednesday's chuckle of the day...
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Husband: What's for dinner tonight honey?
Wife: Nothing.

Husband: What? We had nothing for dinner last night!
Wife: I know, I made enough for two days.

Ever the unrelenting mob busters, U.S. Prosecutors earlier this afternoon announced that they've finally linked Jesus and his family as affiliated with the Mafia?

In an official press release they claim, that proof positive, his dad was "in fact" the God-Father!

The Hapless Hitman!...
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The Mafia hired a new hitman to do a job. But he failed so miserably at it that the Family's "Don" had to fire him after the first job, when it was reported back to the boss that the poor snook had burned his lips on the tailpipe of the car he was ordered to blow up!
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Happy Thursday folks!

Q: What did the infamous Vincenzo (Machine-Gun Jack McGurn) Gibaldi say before he was shot to death by mob assassins at a Chicago blowing alley?

A: "Hey, who put this violin, in my violin case?"

Good one !!!