Where'd he go? Now I have to post worthless, stupid jokes haha

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He hasn't been on for ages,he's probley researching more jokes for us

Yeah all the folks I used to talk to have gone MIA- Ang, Zia, Part, RB, etc, etc

Im a loner on these boards I never really take part in this forum,i just play games most of the time

Haha yeah before those games came along, people actually went months w/o getting a congrats thread and nobody had over 5001 posts. haha

Thats True

Theres nothing good ever being discussed in the forum,so thats why people are staying away and probley have more important things going on in there life

I noticed you was away for awhile do you do or go anywhere nice

I talked to him on the phone a couple weeks ago. He's been busy raising money for the ADA.

Kinda brings a tear to your eyes, dunnit?

Haha yeah, it makes me feel like an old guy reminising (sp)about "the good ol' days" haha

The ADA, American Dental Association?

No actually it was not nice. People tell me that they think I'm manic depressive (along w/ a host of other "problems" they think I have haha) and if thats the case, then I was having one of my "lows". That, coupled w/ the fact that nothing around here was holding my attention, is the reason for my absence.

I'm here! I was gone for about a month, but I got back last week. How YOU doin'?

But yeah, I dunno about Part... probably busy with work.

Btw, the virus thing was funny, if not a little 90's themed.

American Diabetes Association

Pfft, without games, I think Irishman would still be under 1000 posts. :p

Partagas and Apple eloped and are living in Transylvania.

Well, that explains things haha

How're things, Zia?

Hey DSC! Right now the only way to get Part to talk to you is either making a donation to American Diabetes Association through him or sending him pictures of your boobies.

Well, I dont have any money, so I guess I'll opt for the later haha

I'm sure all of those nice folks that left here probably got tired of the same endless debates about shit between idealogues that each think their shit smells like rainbow sherbert.

Speaking of which, I do wonder what happened to Patrick anyway. You know DJ? :p

He died and burned in hell.

Thats Nice...

I heard from Part not long after I decided to take a break from the BB and its pain-in-the-ass libs/moderators. He was somewhat disgusted with it too. Aside from that, has been busy with other stuff and basically (as far as I can tell) has better things to do with his time.

As do I.

Best,
AppleOnYa

ps - Double-J, I LOVE your latest avatar !!

Hmmm, but yet you continue to post on the boards from time to time, huh? Maybe it's because you really miss us pain in the ass moderators! I know that you don't miss the pain in the ass libs, so it must be the moderators that you miss.


Apple, how come you decided not to come to Philly? Was it because of the moderators or the libs? :p

j/k


Don Cardi

I assume from the tone of your message, Apple, that you used the free time you used to devote to the boards to take that Dale Carnegie course I've always read about.

Why do you keep coming back, then?

ouch, someone has gone and gotten their feeling hurt!

That sometimes happens when the "Daily Apple" reports her stories.

Actually, I miss neither. But the BB in general is too much fun to throw away completely. It's still worth checking in in every few weeks or so.

Don Cardi, the reason I didn't come is the reason I posted in the Convention thread several weeks before the convention. There was other stuff going on, minimum of vacation time and the Philly trip just didn't fit in.
I did think of you guys on Saturday though and was sure all were having a great time.

My mom ended up coming on vacation with us to Wildwood which was a very good thing. On the way home Sunday we visited the veteran's cemetary for the first time...I'm not the crying type and unlike my mom did not weep openly, but I tell you it was quite a moment seeing my father's name on that marker!

Note to Partagas...so sorry I mentioned stuff in my post that I later remembered is usually discussed privately. I deleted the reference, but see that it remains in the replies of others.

Best,
AppleOnYa

Marry me?

Back on topic...This ain't Part is it??

Part is in hiding after I turned down his dinner invitation. Sorry Part.

That's hilarious