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Re: JOKE
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05/11/06 09:22 AM
05/11/06 09:22 AM
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Double-J
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Originally posted by fathersson:
On May 1st, as a result of the Mexican boycott,
national retailers reported 4.2% lower sales for the day,
with a 67.8% reduction in shoplifting :D Construction sites everywhere shut down... :p
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Re: JOKE
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05/11/06 07:00 PM
05/11/06 07:00 PM
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The Slippery Slope
plawrence
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RIP StatMan
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The Slippery Slope
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Rimshot?  :rolleyes: I think he means something like this, like DB posted in the Yahoo Baseball thread: Originally posted by Don Sicilia:
Q: "How do you know when a pitcher is going to lose?"
A: "When he's starting for my Yahoo fantasy team."
Thank you, thank you. Try the veal, it's the best in the city.
"Difficult....not impossible"
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Re: JOKE
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05/11/06 09:01 PM
05/11/06 09:01 PM
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New York
Sicilian Babe
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I believe that DMC is correct. I believe it is called a rimshot. From Wikipedia's definition of rimshot: The term is erroneously used to refer to the sting played by the drummer in cabaret shows to accentuate the punchline of a joke. As a result, a particularly obvious laugh line is sometimes called a rimshot. That DMC is quite a young man!! 
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Re: JOKE
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05/12/06 02:09 AM
05/12/06 02:09 AM
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New Jersey, USA
J Geoff
The Don
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The Don
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I studied Italian for 2 semesters. Not once was a "C" pronounced as a "G", and never was a trailing "I" ignored! And I'm from Jersey!  lol Whaddaya want me to do? Whack a guy? Off a guy? Whack off a guy? --Peter Griffin My DVDs | Facebook | Godfather Filming Locations
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Re: JOKE
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05/16/06 02:13 PM
05/16/06 02:13 PM
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OH, VA, KY
Mignon
Mama Mig
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Mama Mig
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Here's another joke.
Modern tale of the Birds and the Bees
A little boy goes to his father and asks "Daddy, how was I born?" The father answers: "Well son, I guess one day
you will need to find out anyway! Your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo. Then I set up a date via e-mail with your Mom and we met at a cyber-cafe. We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed
to a download from my hard drive. As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later a little Pop-Up appeared that said: "You got Male"
Dylan Matthew Moran born 10/30/12
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