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Spears Pregnancy
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05/02/06 05:03 AM
05/02/06 05:03 AM
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Some anonymous motel room.
Don Vercetti
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Singer Britney Spears' agents are shocked at news their star client may be pregnant again, because she has given them no warning. Last week, media reports in the US claimed the singer and her husband Kevin Federline were expecting a second child - just months after the birth of their son Sean Preston. The singer's agents have been trying to help the star launch her film career, but have been left in the dark regarding her family plans. A source from the William Morris Agency tells website TMZ.com, "It came as a shock. She doesn't need the money. So there's not the usual desperate drive on her part. She's constantly changing her mind. One minute she wants to be an actress, the next minute she wants to fly to Maui to record a new album. It seems like she's not sure she knows what she wants to do, which makes being her agent frustrating." Spears was reportedly eyeing the role of Janis Joplin in an upcoming biopic, but if she is pregnant, she wouldn't be able to take on the challenging part. The source adds, "She really wanted to do it, but she knows she can't." ----------------- I could care less about this talentless hack. What makes me so pissed that I had to post this is Britney Spears is going to play JANIS JOPLIN if she isn't pregnant.  I hate people.
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Re: Spears Pregnancy
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05/02/06 08:52 PM
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Right here, but I'd rather be ...
long_lost_corleone
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"Somebody told me when the bomb hits, everybody in a two mile radius will be instantly sublimated, but if you lay face down on the ground for some time, avoiding the residual ripples of heat, you might survive, permanently fucked up and twisted like you're always underwater refracted. But if you do go gas, there's nothing you can do if the air that was once you is mingled and mashed with the kicked up molecules of the enemy's former body. Big-kid-tested, motherf--ker approved."
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Re: Spears Pregnancy
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05/03/06 01:44 AM
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Elmwood Park, Illinois
YoTonyB
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If ever a couple was a perfect fit for one of those FEMA trailers, it's Britney and Kevin.
They're like a half-step from an episode of Cops...
tony b.
"Kid, these are my f**kin' work clothes."
"You look good in them golf shoes. You should buy 'em"
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Re: Spears Pregnancy
[Re: Don Vercetti]
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11/03/06 04:00 PM
11/03/06 04:00 PM
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East Bay
Blibbleblabble
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Singer Britney Spears' agents are shocked at news their star client may be pregnant again, Wait.... AGAIN? What's this? Britney spears is a mother? When did this happen....
"There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want." -Calvin and Hobbes
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Re: Spears Pregnancy
[Re: Double-J]
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11/04/06 09:42 AM
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Mad Johnny
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So who's gonna catch that thing when it goes flying out into the air?
Officially the victim/target of the first and third Non-Aggression Pact attacks #2 is Fathersson # 4 is Double-J
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Double-J: may you serve us better from above, smile on from heaven
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Re: Spears Pregnancy
[Re: Double-J]
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11/04/06 11:33 AM
11/04/06 11:33 AM
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Right here, but I'd rather be ...
long_lost_corleone
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... I didn't know you had to give birth in the same position you concieved the baby in.
Last edited by long_lost_corleone; 11/04/06 11:39 AM.
"Somebody told me when the bomb hits, everybody in a two mile radius will be instantly sublimated, but if you lay face down on the ground for some time, avoiding the residual ripples of heat, you might survive, permanently fucked up and twisted like you're always underwater refracted. But if you do go gas, there's nothing you can do if the air that was once you is mingled and mashed with the kicked up molecules of the enemy's former body. Big-kid-tested, motherf--ker approved."
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Re: Spears Pregnancy
[Re: long_lost_corleone]
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11/04/06 12:39 PM
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Double-J
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... I didn't know you had to give birth in the same position you concieved the baby in. That's a baby? I thought it was a really big kidney stone.
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Yikes!
