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Oh you.

I don't mean to speak ill of the dead ever, but, Fred must've been a very shy guy. I mean, my dick is 1 foot long and all, but his isn't even as big as a mushroom. Or is it actually 6 feet long? A dick the size of a human being, that's a scary thought. Not that scary actually, if you think about it in a non literal, metaphorical sense, I mean we run into dick-heads every day now don't we? Maybe I'm a dick-head? Maybe you are? :p

Partagas, where'd you get the picture?

Maybe he was buried standing up.

Maybe she spilled a box of Miracle Gro on the grave. Sometimes miracles do happen.

OMG!! This was the best!

That's brilliant!