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Re: Al Pacino to retire from acting after last film
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04/01/06 09:21 AM
04/01/06 09:21 AM
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Don Jasani
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Lol! Not only do I have herpes, I also have HIV/Aids, Syphilis, Gonnorhea, Diahharea, Diphtheria, Dengue Fever, Ebola, cancer of the prick ("Yeah, there's cancer of the prick. I'm in the medical books for that one"), polio and a slight migraine head ache. Happy April Fool's Day!     :p Happy Birthday Pop! 
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Re: Al Pacino to retire from acting after last film
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04/01/06 11:25 AM
04/01/06 11:25 AM
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Right here, but I'd rather be ...
long_lost_corleone
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I just went to a cancer hospital and told everyone they were cured.
(I can see people getting offended by this before I even post it)
"Somebody told me when the bomb hits, everybody in a two mile radius will be instantly sublimated, but if you lay face down on the ground for some time, avoiding the residual ripples of heat, you might survive, permanently fucked up and twisted like you're always underwater refracted. But if you do go gas, there's nothing you can do if the air that was once you is mingled and mashed with the kicked up molecules of the enemy's former body. Big-kid-tested, motherf--ker approved."
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