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"Why did the Gangster BB member cross the road?" #151621
03/13/06 04:31 AM 03/13/06 04:31 AM
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The Slippery Slope
plawrence Offline OP
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Part's "Chicken-Road" jokes reminded me of this thread.

Some of these are a little dated....

Gangster BB Member Chicken Jokes

I know there was one for in the infamous member "Shortcake" also, that seems to be missing, something like...

"Chickens? Who cares why if it's not about me?"

Here are some new ones. Fill in the member's name:

"Why did_________________cross the road?"

JGeoff: Because the bars stay open later on the other side

SC: He wanted to get to the other side before the road was closed.

Turnbull: He didn't have to cross. He just cut the road and pasted it in behind him.

Don Cardi: He heard they needed a Fantasy Hockey Commissioner on the other side.

Don Smitty: Because George Bush and Condi Rice were there, so he crossed in a heartbeat.

Irishman: Chicken? "Egg".... Cross? "X".... Road? "Street"....

Beth:: Because it was nice and quiet over there, but she could still see what was going on over on the other side.

Letizia: Because the beach was like closer on the other side? And she like wanted to like work on her tan?

Double-J: Because on the other side of the road they consider an egg to be a chicken.

Just Lou: Because a new Cadillac dealership just opened on the other side.

Sicilian Babe: They needed some housework done on the other side.

Patrick: Because they lowered the legal age for drinking on the other side.

Lavinia from Italy: because they were showing Brokeback Mountain in every theatre on the other side.

Ronnie Rocket: because he heard that you get paid to write film reviews on the other side.

Iceman: Because on the other side they had a gallows, a firing squad, a gas chamber, and an electric chair.

plawrence: Because they pay by the word on the other side.

"Difficult....not impossible"
Re: "Why did the Gangster BB member cross the road?" #151622
03/13/06 04:42 AM 03/13/06 04:42 AM
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Like, OMG PL, that was soooooo totally funny?

Really though... Claaaaaassic stuff.
Re: "Why did the Gangster BB member cross the road?" #151623
03/13/06 07:05 AM 03/13/06 07:05 AM
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These are really great.

"Fire cannot kill a dragon." -Daenerys Targaryen, Game of Thrones
Re: "Why did the Gangster BB member cross the road?" #151624
03/13/06 09:07 AM 03/13/06 09:07 AM
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Quote:
Originally posted by plawrence:

[b]Beth:: Because it was nice and quiet over there, but she could still see what was going on over on the other side.

[/b]
Correction:
Beth E: Couldn't cross the road. The voices in my head said stay home and clean the guns.

How about a little less questions and a lot more shut the hell up - Brian Griffin

When there's a will...put me in it.
Re: "Why did the Gangster BB member cross the road?" #151625
03/13/06 09:41 AM 03/13/06 09:41 AM
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Partagas: his weiner was on the other side :p

Dylan Matthew Moran born 10/30/12
Re: "Why did the Gangster BB member cross the road?" #151626
03/13/06 11:08 AM 03/13/06 11:08 AM
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Plaw: Because the other side of the road was to the "left".

TIS: Because they were serving pretty blue drinks on the other side.

JG: Because nobody sagged on the other side. :p

Gina: Because her Willy was on the other side.

Beth: Because JOSH AND DONNA FINALLY KISSED!! (ok, that made no sense, but I know that she was totally rocked when that happened last night on West Wing)

Don Cardi: Because they had gambling and cigarettes on the other side.

SC: Because Lori was on the other side.

DMC: Because Trish was on the other side.

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Re: "Why did the Gangster BB member cross the road?" #151627
03/13/06 11:11 AM 03/13/06 11:11 AM
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Beth E Offline
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Quote:
Originally posted by Sicilian Babe:
Beth: Because JOSH AND DONNA FINALLY KISSED!! (ok, that made no sense, but I know that she was totally rocked when that happened last night on West Wing)

I already posted it on the Ladies thread! Beth: Crossed the road because Donna was one on side and Josh was on the other so she had to get them together.

How about a little less questions and a lot more shut the hell up - Brian Griffin

When there's a will...put me in it.
Re: "Why did the Gangster BB member cross the road?" #151628
03/13/06 12:29 PM 03/13/06 12:29 PM
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Mignon Offline
Mama Mig
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Geoff: Cuz the Deli that served tongue is on the other side.

Dylan Matthew Moran born 10/30/12

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