Gangster BB Big Wig Bashes President Bush
Other Members Shocked By Turnbull's Foray Into Politics

By Neal Pulcawer

Gangster Bulletin Board members were shocked today by the first-ever foray into the political arena by long-time member no-first-name Turnbull.

Mr. Turnbull, long considered one of the most knowledgable forum members on subjects ranging from The Godfather Trilogy to organized crime to automobiles of the 1950's and 1960's, had always jealously guarded his political views, refusing to participate in the often acrimonious political debates which have become a staple of the Bulletin Board's "General Discussion" Forum.

In response to a thread started by member Don Smitty, in which Mr. Smitty sought agreement in his labeling of Bill Clinton “by far the worst president this country has ever had”, Mr. Turnbull, in a post that he emphasized would be "non-political", proceeded to discuss the successes and failures of recent U.S. Presidents Clinton and Carter.

In his post, Mr. Turnbull succeeded in remaining non-political until the very end, when he remarked that "My candidate for 'worst' (president) in modern times used to be Carter because he screwed up so much....Now my candidate for 'worst' is the current Bush because he can't get anything right."

Mr. Turnbull's early afternoon expression of a political point of view left members of the Gangster BB's right-wing temporarily speechless, as they presumably huddled and exchanged private messages in an attempt to prepare a response to Mr. Turnbull's comments.

While they were still eerily silent as late as 3:45 PM, it was expected that something would be posted by late afternoon or early evening, in which a spokesperson for the right would "respectfully disagree" with Mr. Turnbull's assertions about the current President Bush.

No members of the Gangster BB's left-wing were available for comment.

"We're all going out to celebrate the fact that Turnbull is on our side" said one member, who wished to remain annonymous.

"Eerily silent". I guess a hush kind of did fall, didn't it?

Actually I haven't yet seen the post in question. I'm gonna have to check it out, this is big stuff!

News Bulletin...............

Many members from the gangsterbb right wing work for a living, unlike some members from the left who live off the high taxes paid by those from the working right to support them, and therefore may have been in transit from their jobs when Mr. Turnbull made his post. :p



j/k Neal, it's just a joke.


Don Cardi

You should really get Neal to sign up to the bb.

Is Neal related in any sense to Mr Mojo Risin?


Who should be surprised, after all we all know "Turnbull's a good man."

[QUOTE]Originally posted by Don Cardi:
Many members from the gangsterbb right wing work for a living, unlike some members from the left who live off the high taxes paid by those from the working right to support them, and therefore may have been in transit from their jobs when Mr. Turnbull made his post. :p
[QUOTE]

Mr. Turnbull made his post at 2:37. What kind of jobs do these right-wingers have, that they would be in transit at 2:30 in the afternoon?? Must be those white-collar banker type jobs, and they were sleeping off their 3 martini lunches. :p j/k!!

Classic!

:D Eat your heart out my sweet! :p


Don Cardi

Lol! Well done P.L.!

Ha ha ha! Thanks to Neal for spreading news, because frankly I didn't check that thread. Anyone could've said when DS starts a thread about the worst president ever, he is talking about Clinton. :p
At least he was cute.

TB on a political thread? Thanks for giving us a glimpse of your political views TB.

Pulcawer, great editorial btw. It's true, "Turnbull IS a good man." As if we didn't already know.


TIS

That was a great story Plaw. I enjoyed it very much.

DS

Neal asked me to thank everyone for their compliments.

Sorry I'm late with this but,tell Neal he is a helluva writer.