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Re: 3000 for Dontomasso
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01/17/06 07:12 PM
01/17/06 07:12 PM
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The Ravenite Social Club
Don Cardi
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DonT- It is always a pleasure to read your posts, especially those that you write over in the Godfather Trilogy Thread. Your knowledge about the GF movies is so impressive, and your contributions to the discussions on these boards are always insightful and interesting. I look forward to the next 3000. Hopefully 2995 of them will be ones that provide more insight into the Godfather Trilogy! CONGRATULATIONS! Don Cardi 
Don Cardi Five - ten years from now, they're gonna wish there was American Cosa Nostra. Five - ten years from now, they're gonna miss John Gotti.
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Re: 3000 for Dontomasso
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01/17/06 07:36 PM
01/17/06 07:36 PM
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The Slippery Slope
plawrence
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The Slippery Slope
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As Shakespeare said, "First, let's ki.....". Oh, wait. You know that one already. Well, how about this one? Q: What is a criminal lawyer?
A: Redundant.Or this An old man was on his death bed. He wanted badly to take some of his money with him. He called his priest, his doctor and his lawyer to his bedside. "Here's $30,000 cash to be held by each of you. I trust you to put this in my coffin when I die so I can take all my money with me."
At the funeral, each man put an envelope in the coffin. Riding away in the limousine, the priest suddenly broke into tears and confessed, "I had only put $20,000 into the envelope because I needed $10,000 for a new organ for my church."
"Well, since we're confiding in each other," said the doctor, "I only put $10,000 in the envelope because we needed a new x-ray machine at the hospital which cost $20,000."
The lawyer was aghast. "I'm ashamed of both of you," he exclaimed. "I want it known that when I put my envelope in that coffin, it held my personal check for the full $30,000."Or this one: Did you hear about the lawyer hurt in an accident?
An ambulance stopped suddenly. And I'm certain you've heard these classics: What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?
A good start.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of pond scum?
The bucket.
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How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?
His lips are moving.
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If you are stranded on a desert island with Osama Bin Laden, Sadaam Hussein, and a lawyer, and you have a gun with only two bullets, what do you do?
Shoot the lawyer twice.
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What do you call it when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand?
Not enough sand.
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What's the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?
There are skid marks in front of the dog.
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Why does California have the most attorneys, and New Jersey have the most toxic waste dumps?
New Jersey got first pick.
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Why won't sharks attack lawyers?
Professional courtesy.
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What's wrong with lawyer jokes?
Lawyers don't think they're funny, and nobody else thinks they're jokes.----- Anyway....did you ever mention that you were a lawyer? I forget.  :rolleyes:  Congrats. Keep 'em coming. We need a few more around here from your side of the fence.
"Difficult....not impossible"
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Re: 3000 for Dontomasso
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01/18/06 10:55 AM
01/18/06 10:55 AM
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California
The Italian Stallionette
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Don T. Congratulations on your 3000. Keep up the good work. It's a pleasure having you here on the BB. TIS
"Mankind must put an end to war before war puts an end to mankind. War will exist until that distant day when the conscientious objector enjoys the same reputation and prestige that the warrior does today." JFK
"War is over, if you want it" - John Lennon
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