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A Blind Man in a Lesbian Bar
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10/14/05 01:24 PM
10/14/05 01:24 PM
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Daigo Mick Friend
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A blind man enters a lesbian bar by mistake. He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a drink.
After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender in a loud voice, "Hey bartender, you wanna hear a dumb blonde joke?"
The bar immediately falls deathly quiet. In a deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, sir, I think it is just fair, given that! you are blind, that you should know five things...
One: The bartender is a blonde woman.
Two: The bouncer is a blonde woman.
Three: The woman sitting next to me is blonde and is a professional boxer.
Four: The lady to your right is a blonde and is a professional wrestler.
Five: I'm a 6-foot, 200 pound blonde woman with a Ph.D., and black belt in karate, and a very bad attitude! Now, think about it seriously, mister. Do you still want to tell that joke?"
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The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head and says, "Nah. Not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."
"Francis can I have a momment"
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Re: A Blind Man in a Lesbian Bar
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10/14/05 02:46 PM
10/14/05 02:46 PM
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I don't get it.... AppleOnYa Brunette 
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Re: A Blind Man in a Lesbian Bar
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10/14/05 03:09 PM
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Daigo Mick Friend
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Originally posted by AppleOnYa: I don't get it....
AppleOnYa
Brunette
Let me Explain He would have to repeat it five times because while telling the joke: The Bartender would be too busy staring at the orange juice carton because it says CONCENTRATE The Bouncer would be perplexed from the news story she heard earlier about 12 Brazilian Soldiers lost in the rain forest, wondering how many are in a Brazilian The boxer would be confused because she didn’t know Eartha Kitt was an actress, she thought it was gardening tools The Wrestler would be too busy putting a list of 17 friends together to invite to the movies because she heard under 17 is not permitted And the lady sitting next to the blind man would just not get it. 
"Francis can I have a momment"
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Re: A Blind Man in a Lesbian Bar
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10/14/05 03:48 PM
10/14/05 03:48 PM
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With Geary in Fredo's Brothel
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Originally posted by AppleOnYa:
I'm not sure I follow...so how does the blind guy know his way into a bar in the first place?
And why would he tell it five times instead of all at once to all the blondes? Does he think they can't hear him because he can't see...???
Apple Maybe they are all hard of hearing?
"Io sono stanco, sono imbigliato, and I wan't everyone here to know, there ain't gonna be no trouble from me..Don Corleone..Cicc' a port!"
"I stood in the courtroom like a fool."
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Re: A Blind Man in a Lesbian Bar
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10/14/05 03:53 PM
10/14/05 03:53 PM
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Daigo Mick Friend
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Originally posted by AppleOnYa:
I'm not sure I follow...so how does the blind guy know his way into a bar in the first place?
And why would he tell it five times instead of all at once to all the blondes? Does he think they can't hear him because he can't see...???
Apple You did say your Brunette?
"Francis can I have a momment"
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Re: A Blind Man in a Lesbian Bar
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10/14/05 04:15 PM
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Daigo Mick Friend
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Do you think the intellect of a blond is affected if a blond is blind and does not know she is blonde?
"Francis can I have a momment"
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Re: A Blind Man in a Lesbian Bar
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10/14/05 05:19 PM
10/14/05 05:19 PM
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Originally posted by Daigo Mick Friend:
Do you think the intellect of a blond is affected if a blond is blind and does not know she is blonde? That's deep. I think I'm going to think about that all weekend. By the way, that was a funny joke...  I'm blonde, and despite that, I think no one appreciates blonde jokes as much as I do. :p
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