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Italian stereotypes
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10/11/05 09:11 AM
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Lavinia from Italy
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Oh, and I'm sure there are many more!!!  Note that the more asterisks assigned (you got five as maximum), the more veritable the stereotype is Italians eat spaghetti **** Italians drive like criminals * Italian politicians are corrupt ** Italians can sing well * Italians love their Mamma ***** Italians drink a lot of coffee *** Italians have elegant clothes *** Italians spend a lot of time eating ***** Italains are noisy *** Italians love soccer **** Italians are dark eyed and black haired * Italians can cook well **** Italian women have big tits * Italian men do it better Italians are mafiosi 
I don't want realism. I want magic! Yes, yes, magic. I try to give that to people. I do misrepresent things. I don't tell the truth. I tell what ought to be truth (Blanche/A streetcar named desire)
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Re: Italian stereotypes
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10/11/05 09:46 AM
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Originally posted by Lavinia from Italy:
Italians eat spaghetti ****
Wait, I must be Italian, then?  Originally posted by Lavinia from Italy:
Italians can sing well * But they do!  Originally posted by Lavinia from Italy:
Italians have elegant clothes *** Dunno what they have, but they certainly make them!  Originally posted by Lavinia from Italy:
Italians spend a lot of time eating ***** Wait, then, it's my cat who's Italian? Originally posted by Lavinia from Italy:
Italians love soccer **** No, it's me, after all.  Originally posted by Lavinia from Italy:
Italians are dark eyed and black haired * But some of them are... Sicilians. Originally posted by Lavinia from Italy:
Italians are mafiosi Some mafiosi really claim they are Italians.
keep your mouth shut, and your eyes open.
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Re: Italian stereotypes
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10/11/05 09:57 AM
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All Italians are short Italian "mamas" are fat TIS
"Mankind must put an end to war before war puts an end to mankind. War will exist until that distant day when the conscientious objector enjoys the same reputation and prestige that the warrior does today." JFK
"War is over, if you want it" - John Lennon
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Re: Italian stereotypes
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10/11/05 04:32 PM
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Italians eat spaghetti **** Duhh. :p Italians drive like criminals * Apollonia even drove a car into pieces... Italian politicians are corrupt ** Just count the number of governments they can have in one year. Some, maybe.  Italians love their Mamma ***** Who doesn't? Italians drink a lot of coffee *** The "Friends"-cast too, and the only Eyetalian in that show was Joey... :rolleyes: Italians have elegant clothes *** Gucci, Versace, Armani, Dolce & Gabana, ... Italians spend a lot of time eating ***** If you got the time for it, why not? They certainly are, especially before, during and after eating. Italians love soccer **** All Europeans do. There is only one country where they are stupid enough to love sports like baseball and American football over real football, aka soccer. Italians are dark eyed and black haired * True. Italians can cook well **** Some. Italian women have big tits * Maybe. Apollonia was only 17, so she can't be counted. OVERRATED!!! Only Sicilians.
See, we can act as smart as we want, but at the end of the day, we still follow a guy who fucks himself with kebab skewers.
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Re: Italian stereotypes
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10/12/05 03:06 AM
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Originally posted by Enzo Scifo:
Just count the number of governments they can have in one year. You need an update. We got only six governments in the last decade or so. Originally posted by Enzo Scifo:
[quote] Italian men do it better OVERRATED!!! [/quote]you had sex with either Italian and not Italian men, I presume? :p
I don't want realism. I want magic! Yes, yes, magic. I try to give that to people. I do misrepresent things. I don't tell the truth. I tell what ought to be truth (Blanche/A streetcar named desire)
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Re: Italian stereotypes
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10/12/05 09:18 PM
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Originally posted by Don Vercetti: All I know is that us dagos kick ass. You got that right!! :p Of course we also need our hands to talk. If our hands were tied down and it wouldn't be quite the same. TIS
"Mankind must put an end to war before war puts an end to mankind. War will exist until that distant day when the conscientious objector enjoys the same reputation and prestige that the warrior does today." JFK
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Re: Italian stereotypes
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10/13/05 03:08 AM
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Originally posted by Don Cardi:
How about that Italians LOVE to cook with Garlic? How about that they just plain love garlic? what's wrong with garlic? It is a powerful antiseptic and reduces the risk of heart diseases and cancer, lowers blood pressure, reduces total cholesterol and raises HDL (the desirable component of cholesterol), helps fight bacterial, viral and fungal infections, and reduces the tendency of blood to form clots. It is also said to have aphrodisiac and hair restorer properties! And, of course, it is an absolute must for your pasta sauce! As for the odour it leaves in your mouth and breath, well....as long as your partner eats the same food you are having......no problem!!!
I don't want realism. I want magic! Yes, yes, magic. I try to give that to people. I do misrepresent things. I don't tell the truth. I tell what ought to be truth (Blanche/A streetcar named desire)
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Re: Italian stereotypes
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10/13/05 01:27 PM
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Originally posted by Lavinia from Italy:
[quote]Originally posted by Don Cardi:
[b] How about that Italians LOVE to cook with Garlic? How about that they just plain love garlic? what's wrong with garlic? It is a powerful antiseptic and reduces the risk of heart diseases and cancer, lowers blood pressure, reduces total cholesterol and raises HDL (the desirable component of cholesterol), helps fight bacterial, viral and fungal infections, and reduces the tendency of blood to form clots. It is also said to have aphrodisiac and hair restorer properties! [/b][/quote]You know, I have recently read an interview with Sofia Coppola, it was hilarious. Something to this effect: "You starred with Al Pacino, and you had even a kiss in the lips with him, how was it?!! - Oh, you know, he ate so much garlic on purpose..."
keep your mouth shut, and your eyes open.
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Anyway, if I'm going to NYC I'll bring a garlic supply in my bag. Just in case I am to meet Al and get the chance to kiss him....