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Re: College time
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11/13/05 01:52 AM
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don illuminati
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Originally posted by Patrick: I was accepted to Widener and Kutztown last week, but today was the day my first choice came. West Chester accepted me! YESSSSSSSSSSS. I'm stoked. Congratulations!
"How's the Italian food in this restaurant?'
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Re: College time
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11/13/05 01:23 PM
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DonFerro55
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Congrats Pat! Now you have all senior year to wait! :p At least you got in though and the worrying can end. Nice work. The Doc P.S. If I have any advice for you right now, it's to start drinking heavily.
And you liar, teller of tall tales: you trample all the Lord's commandments underfoot, you murder, steal, commit adultery, and afterward break into tears, beat your breast, take down your guitar and turn sin into a song. Shrewd devil, you know very well that God pardons singers no matter what they do, because he can simply die for a song.
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Re: College time
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11/13/05 02:47 PM
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Mad Johnny
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Do everything you can to get scholarships! Tons of organizations offer them and many high school seniors blow them off and never bother.
What JJ said about the 1350 kid vs. the 950 is, sadly, true more often than you'd think. I blame it on children being repressed by their parents and then getting college and exploding with partying.
Now for some college tips:
-Unless you know the people who made it, avoid the jungle juice. The risk just isn't worth it. I'd say 90% of the time its safe, but the rest of the time it can be full of shit (literally). Plus, when a drunk girl blocking access to the keg spills red jungle juice on your white sneakers it doesn't come off right away.
-Never accept free drugs, random people don't give away good stuff
-$1 bills are your best friend Freshman year
-College food sucks
-When your college has an Open House, grab all the food you can, no one will have the balls to stop you. They only bring out the good food when they want people’s money. Besides, its your tuition paying for the Open House anyways.
-Never enroll in classes before 9:30
-Unless you're nuts, never go beyond 15 credit hours a semester
-Drink plenty of Dr. Pepper
-Save your money
Officially the victim/target of the first and third Non-Aggression Pact attacks #2 is Fathersson # 4 is Double-J
Proud Member of the Gangster BB Bratpack - Fighting Elitism and Ignorance Since 2006
Double-J: may you serve us better from above, smile on from heaven
"Buh-Bye"
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Re: College time
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11/13/05 03:24 PM
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DonFerro55
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Originally posted by Enzo Scifo: [quote]Originally posted by Mad Johnny: [b] jungle juice. What's that? [/b][/quote]A suprisingly potent alcoholic drink made with assorted fruit juices and grain alcohol. It does not taste like alcohol at all usually, yet, it can be the highest proof drink around. Drink with EXTREME caution. It will knock you on your ass. I can't tell you how many times I got knocked on my ass due to this drink. I have the highest tolerance compared to all of my friends, yet if I drink too much of this(even though you can't taste it), I'm boned! No matter your tolerance level, if you drink the jungle juice too exsessively, you're gonna get boned!(maybe literally) Just try one glass at first. If you feel ok, then move on after about a half hour. I had 7 glasses one time in an hour. I don't even want to discuss it. Let's just say people thought I was Joe Cocker.(A bad thing) The Doc
And you liar, teller of tall tales: you trample all the Lord's commandments underfoot, you murder, steal, commit adultery, and afterward break into tears, beat your breast, take down your guitar and turn sin into a song. Shrewd devil, you know very well that God pardons singers no matter what they do, because he can simply die for a song.
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