A woman, in a hot air balloon, realized she was lost. She lowered her altitude, and spotted a man in a boat below. She shouted to him, "Excuse me. Can you help me? I promised a friend I would meet him an hour ago. But, I don't know where I am."

The man consulted his portable GPS, and replied, "You're in a hot air balloon, approximately 30 feet above a ground elevation of 2346 feet above sea level. You are at 31 degrees, 14.97 minutes North latitude, and 100 degrees, 49.09 minutes West longitude."

She rolled her eyes, and said, "You must be a Republican."
"I am," replied the man. "How did you know?" "Well," answered the balloonist, "everything you told me is
technically correct. But I have no idea what to do with your information. And I am still lost. Frankly, you have not been much help to me."

The man smiled, and responded, "You must be a Democrat."
"I am!" replied the balloonist. "How did you know?"
"Well..." said the man, "you do not know where you are, or where you are going. You have risen to where you are, due to a large quantity of hot air. You made a promise that you have no idea how to keep. And you expect me to solve your problem. You are in exactly the same position you were in before we met. But somehow, now it's all my fault."

Good one.

But I think it should be retitled to "A Republican in a Boat"

Q. What is George Bush's opinion of Roe v. Wade?

A. None. He doesnt give a shit how people evacuate Neew Orleans.

Two good ones. Thanks for the chuckles.

That one gets four LOLs, Don T

Both very good!


Don Cardi

Maybe it is time to call Jay Leno or David Letterman.
While the subjects are still hot.

Hold on, was that your joke or are you just repeating it?

Karl

I pinched mine from another site, for all I know it could have been part of Leno's monolouge last night.

Oh, yours was good, but I was thinking more about dontomasso quick one.

That was a great one

good one

Those were both hilarious!