Is this doesn't qualify as sexy than I don't know what does

Paris

I've seen her without her makeup and she's nothing to look at. She's hot with her makeup but not even close to beautiful.

She's filth.

I won't disagree with that, but she's still hot. I don't think I've seen her without her makeup on, but with it on, she's definitely something to look at!

I disagree with both of you. She's ugly with or without makeup. Since when did have a lazy eye, thin face and pencil nose become attractive. Admire a women with class.

She's not "my girl" or anything like that. I just found that video sexy. "My girl" is Jennifer Love Hewitt. Yummy yummy yum!

Now your talking. Everytime I see that no talented bitch I can feel the herpes leap off the screen and touch me. Funny, she's trying to have an on-screen career.. She'll never top her first role in the Masterpiece "On Night In Paris" but for the life of me, what whas the film makers purpose with the Nightvision? I also felt the script could be beter.

The day I meet the dumb fucking degenerate who decide a masterful Cole Porter song should be Paris's theme song, I swear to God I'll kill 'em. I'll put a knife right though their fucking eye! (I'm robbing a Joe Pesci line here).

I'm glad to hear some of you dismiss her for what she is If I was gonna spend the night with her I'd make her get a wash first. Then I'd keep my eyes shut and kindly request that she didn't speak
You can be a sexy woman without prostituting yourself - in fact, both the women and men that I generally find attractive do nothing for me when they're cavorting around making a tit of themself like that.

Although that burger's really starting to turn me on...

Ahaha In my opinion no matter how dumb and imbecil she is, which in fact she is a lot, she's still hot. Nice body, curves and hot lookin' face. Only if u're gay you wouldn't bang her. She's a poser thou.

I think she is both dumb and not very sexy. I won't say ugly, but just not sexy

I can't wait for her 15 minutes of fame to expire. I don't find her the least bit attractive. Without her daddy's money, she'd be waiting tables at Denny's and no one would ever know about her. Wouldn't that be great.

She is dumb like a fox. She has taken what is very limited talent and turned herself into a well known person, made a lot of money, and will continue to. Now that she is getting married, look for her to have kids, change her image, and write a children's book kinda like Madonna.
Of course if she changes her mind about that I would not throw her out of bed!

I've heard that her future in-laws have so much money that they make the Hiltons look like paupers. I think it's so unfair when money marries money. I think that the rich should have to marry poor so that the wealth gets spread around .

I couldn't agree more Babe! I think you should contact Jennfer Love Hewitt's people and tell her to marry me!

Vito, I'd like to know where you see the curves on this whore, because there are none. She's a bean pole, straight down the front, straight down the back.

Personally, I don't think she's hot at all. I'm not attracted to trash (except when I eat habanero peppers, right DJ? ). I wouldn't bang her, does that make me gay? Does it make me gay that I fear I'll catch a venereal disease just looking at her? I think not.

right on brother!

I think she would be hot if she never spoke. It's her dumb "That's hot" phrase and other shallow comments that annoy me. Although I do respect the fact that she didn't totally rip on Nicole Ritchie after they had a fight. She was actually really nice about the whole thing. That surprised me.

She leads me to another question: Why is it that we Americans are dumb enough to actually watch her show, buy her products and give her more moeny.

She can kiss my ass, as long as she gargles a pint of Mouthwash before hand to kill all of the bacteria from her moth that comes from the shit she says.

That's a good question Mike. I think another better question is why do we constantly support and watch reality TV? I think there have been under 5 reality shows that I watched and actually liked! Now we have Evander Holyfield as a dancing partner!? And this is not a slur or bash, but has anyone else noticed that on like EVERY MTV reality show there's a gay person. It's like a prerequiste! "Ok, we need a white male, white female, black male or female, an asian and someone who's gay." It's like a recipe for crying out loud.

But to answer your question Mike, I don't buy anything of Paris'. I just liked the video and think she is hot

Vito, I'd like to know where you see the curves on this whore, because there are none. She's a bean pole, straight down the front, straight down the back.

Personally, I don't think she's hot at all. I'm not attracted to trash (except when I eat habanero peppers, right DJ? ). I wouldn't bang her, does that make me gay? Does it make me gay that I fear I'll catch a venereal disease just looking at her? I think not. [/b][/quote]HAhaahha Seems like you go way too sentimental and quit the habanero stuff because im more interested in Women. Aneway I forgot to mention before, 'Not really the best curves' either, because she's skinny. But IMO she's still hot anyways and if you don't think she's hot, that's your problem.

I can answer that. I don't. I have not bought anything of hers. When I heard she was booed off stage after singing, I celebrated. She's exactly what South Park called her.

Stupid Spoiled Whore.

I wouldn't kick her outta' bed, but she's nowhere near what I would label "gorgeous," and only mildly sexy. I sure wouldn't mind having her $$$. But other than a really cheap lay and a pocket full o' change? I think she's an idiot.

I prefer the blonde on the rockin' horse, myself!

Here here! She could ride into the sunset with me any day!

I 2nd that emotion fellas

The Bentley's what's turning me on... but it's making me nervous seeing her crawl all over it. It's like she's going to scratch it or dent it or something. Get off the car, b*tch!!

The Bentley's what's turning me on... but it's making me nervous seeing her crawl all over it. It's like she's going to scratch it or dent it or something. Get off the car, b*tch!! [/b][/quote]Now if you were in the commercial...

mmmmm... Soggy Spicy Burgers.

The Bentley's what's turning me on... but it's making me nervous seeing her crawl all over it. It's like she's going to scratch it or dent it or something. Get off the car, b*tch!! [/b][/quote]I was thinking the same thing myself, it looked like she was scratching it. Still sexy though

no curves whatsoever and I've seen a hotter face on the north end of a southbound horse

She's pretty hot. I do agree with most of the bashing though.