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Re: Cheech & Chong
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05/31/05 09:40 PM
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Cheech: Hey, meing! What is this shit? Chong: Man. That's 75% maui wowie and 25% labrador. Cheech: What's labrador? Chong: Dogshit, man! My dog ate my stash and I had to follow him around for 3 days. That total blew him mind.
I've only seen "Up in Smoke" but it's a cult classic.
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Re: Cheech & Chong
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05/31/05 11:09 PM
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I didn't see "Up In Smoke", but I do remember C & C's first couple albums. One of them had a zig zag paper the size of the album inside. In particular, I like the "Jesus trying to cross the border"(don't remember the title) and of course the famous "Dave! "Open the Door!" "Who's there?" "It's Dave. I got the stuff open the door." "Dave's not here". ha ha ha ha Well, maybe someone will know what I'm talking about. :p TIS
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Re: Cheech & Chong
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06/01/05 12:31 PM
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Tommy Chong appearance in "That 70's Show" is really priceless. I remembet that even before I got into the Cheech & Chong movies I always used that "man" from Chong. in the end of every sentence he uses that word in the funniest way posible, just like that, 'maan'..
to produce some laughs, here is my favorite piece of dialogue from "Up In Smoke":
Pedro: [Worried] Hey, man; what was that shit you gave me? Man Stoner: Man, that was the most acid I ever saw anyone take at one time, man. Pedro: [panicing] Acid! Man, I don't mess with that shit, man. A guy in my neighborhood took some once, his head swelled up and everything, man! Man Stoner: [laughing] Ho, ho, ho; man, I hope you're not planning on doing anything for the next couple of months.
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Re: Cheech & Chong
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06/02/05 05:12 PM
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It's time to play....."Let's Make A Dope Deal"
Take the reds, man..."
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Re: Cheech & Chong
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06/03/05 04:33 PM
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I've never found them funny... Not that I don't find drug jokes funny. I love drug jokes, I just find Cheech and Chong to be a juvenille version of Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas (even though Fear and Loathing came after), which was absolutely hilarious.
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Re: Cheech & Chong
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06/03/05 04:52 PM
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Originally posted by marlon: ...and of course the famous "Dave! "Open the Door!" "Who's there?" "It's Dave. I got the stuff open the door." "Dave's not here". ha ha ha ha Well, maybe someone will know what I'm talking about. "... I was never an avid fan either...but did happen to catch this bit on the radio years ago and thought it was one of the most hilarious things I ever heard in my whole life. Still is.... Apple
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