You think of Philadelphia as the Midwest.

You think it's your God-given right to cut someone off in traffic.

You think there are only 25 letters in the alphabet (no R's).

You think three straight days of 90+ temperatures is a heatwave.

All your pets are named after Celtics or Bruins.

You refer to 6 inches of snow as a "dusting."

Just hearing the words "New York" puts you in an angry mood.

You don't think you have an attitude.

You always 'bang a left' as soon as the light turns green, and oncoming traffic always expects it.

Everything in town is "a five minute walk."

When out of town, you think the natives of the area are all whacked.

You still can't bear to watch highlights from game 6 of the 1986 World Series.

You have no idea what the word compromise means.

You believe using your turn signal is a sign of weakness.

You don't realize that you walk and talk twice as fast as everyone else.

You're anal, neurotic, pessimistic and stubborn.

You think if someone is nice to you, they must want something or are from out of town.

Your favorite adjective is "wicked."

You think 63 degree ocean water is warm.

You think the Kennedy's are misunderstood.

Those are cool.

I noticed there wasn't the "You don't think you have an accent" one.

I love Boston accents.

I love all accents. I don't know what it is. The guy could be reading the yellow pages and I could listen for hours.

lmao you too? I absolutely adore all accents... Colin Farrel's accent? al;sdkfj amazing. Haha, I was talking to Derek online, and he was.. shall we say teasing me with it? lol It was awful..

lol oh but you know you was lovin it. :p and heres a small translation of our accented words.

Bizah - odd

Flahwiz - roses, etc.

Hahpahst - minutes after the hour

Hahwahya? - how are you?

Khakis - what we staht the cah with

Pissah - superb

Retahded - silly

Shewah - of course

Wikkid - extremely

Yiz - you, plural

Popcahn - popular snack

Derek.

That was terrible.

You know not to do that.

.. Shame on you.

heh i know but i hadda do it, you enjoy it though.

I know I do. Oh believe me, I know I do. :p

oh believe me lol, i know you do too. :p

Finally, after sorting through the mass of threads

I think I am getting an accent, actually, becuase when I first got here, everyone sounded like Fredo in the boathouse scene (I'm smaht sort of thing) and now I dont notice it so much.

He'll be here all week, don't forget to tip your waitress

heh well if hearin " never pahk your cah in havid yahd or they'll tow it to meffa or slummervile" sounds as plain as day then sure your gettin one.