...couldn't help it!
Some are a little overboard, but a lot of them are too true...
- You measure distance in hours.
- You've ever had to switch from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day.
- Stores don't have bags, they have sacks.
- Stores don't have shopping carts; they have buggies.
- You see a car running in the parking lot at the store with no one in it, no matter what time of the year.
- You use "fix" as a verb. Example: I am fixing to go to the store.
- All the festivals across the state are named after a fruit, vegetable, grain, or animal.
- You install security lights on your house and garage and leave both unlocked.
- You carry jumper cables in your car ..... for your Own car.
- You know what "cow tipping" and "snipe hunting" are.
- You only own four spices: salt, pepper, ketchup, and Tabasco
- You think everyone from a bigger city has an accent.
- You think sexy lingerie is a tee shirt and boxer shorts.
- The local paper covers national and international news on one page but requires 6 pages for sports.
- You think that the first day of deer season is a national holiday.
- You know which leaves make good toilet paper.
- You find 90 degrees F "a little warm."
- You know all four seasons: Almost Summer, Summer, Still Summer, and Christmas.
- You know whether another Texan is from South, Central, or North Texas as soon as they open their mouth.
- You describe the first cool snap (below 70 degrees) as "good chili weather."
- A carbonated soft drink isn't a soda, cola, or pop ... it's a Coke, regardless of brand or flavor.
