Anyone got any good 'Your Mama' jokes? I've been thinking about 1 in particular the past couple of days that has just kept me entertained. It's "Your mama's so ugly she robbed a bank with no gun. She just stuck her head over the counter & said 'Put the money in the bag!'"

Anyone else got any good ones??

irishman is it 1996 already?!?!? lol just kidding

Yea, that joke's so old, it's almost as old as DMC's mama! :p (Just kidding with ya, DMC)

Here's my favorite one:

Your mama's like potato chips... She's Frito Lay.

How about "Your mother's teeth are so rotten, when she smiles it looks like she's gotta mouth full of dice"

1996? We were telling those jokes in 1966. lol

Don't quit your day job, Irishman :p

Here, try some of these sites instead... [Hmmm, after reading some of those sites, they're just as corny... ]

Only then they were called rank-out fights.

And in my day you were "faced" when someone got one over on you with a good one (And yo mamma wore army boots!)

Your mommas so poor. I saw her kicking a can down the street, and when I asked he what she was doing she said moving.

I know this is old but oh well

"Your mama's so fat she sat on a quarter & squeezed a booger outta George Washington's nose"

"Your mama's so fat she eats biscuits like tic tacs"

"Your mama's gums are so black she spits U-hoo"

your mama's so fat, when she wants a shower she goes to the car wash

your mama so fat that when she put on
red the kid say koolaid

Joe Mama

Okay, stop with the one liners and multiple posting -- making your member title go up with stupid posts just makes everyone hate you. It's called SPAM. It's against the rules and looked down upon. :rolleyes:

Lets just hope he stops at mademember with the one liners

I don't think this board needs 6,000 posts of YUP

I actually like this one...

Anthony & DonMichael, who are you guys talking about?

lol they deleted the posts to make us look like morons....

There is a guy named Irish Mafia 28 he was trying to become a "made member" last night so he was going around to about 30 different threads in the godfather trilogy forum and then like 15 in the general forum and just writing- yup, cool, I dunno

Just stupid stuff to get his post count up-but I see someone went back and deleted them all.

So NO we aren't crazy lol

Thats not a nice thing to say, and it isn't correct, either.

Thats not a nice thing to say, and it isn't correct, either. [/b][/quote]I meant it as a joke thats why I put the lol before it

Just joking wasn't meant seriously

Your mama! :p