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Re: Random Post Whoring
[Re: pizzaboy]
#422814
08/07/07 12:47 PM
08/07/07 12:47 PM
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long_lost_corleone
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You'd be surprised what a fine point sharpie can do. If you don't take the cap off you can anally please yourself, too. Ouch! It tingles when you leave the cap off.
"Somebody told me when the bomb hits, everybody in a two mile radius will be instantly sublimated, but if you lay face down on the ground for some time, avoiding the residual ripples of heat, you might survive, permanently fucked up and twisted like you're always underwater refracted. But if you do go gas, there's nothing you can do if the air that was once you is mingled and mashed with the kicked up molecules of the enemy's former body. Big-kid-tested, motherf--ker approved."
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Re: Random Post Whoring
[Re: long_lost_corleone]
#422817
08/07/07 12:49 PM
08/07/07 12:49 PM
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Throggs Neck
pizzaboy
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The Fuckin Doctor
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You'd be surprised what a fine point sharpie can do. If you don't take the cap off you can anally please yourself, too. Ouch! It tingles when you leave the cap off. Oh, no you didn't. 
"I got news for you. If it wasn't for the toilet, there would be no books." --- George Costanza.
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Re: Random Post Whoring
[Re: pizzaboy]
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08/07/07 12:52 PM
08/07/07 12:52 PM
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long_lost_corleone
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"Somebody told me when the bomb hits, everybody in a two mile radius will be instantly sublimated, but if you lay face down on the ground for some time, avoiding the residual ripples of heat, you might survive, permanently fucked up and twisted like you're always underwater refracted. But if you do go gas, there's nothing you can do if the air that was once you is mingled and mashed with the kicked up molecules of the enemy's former body. Big-kid-tested, motherf--ker approved."
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Re: Random Post Whoring
[Re: pizzaboy]
#422822
08/07/07 12:55 PM
08/07/07 12:55 PM
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long_lost_corleone
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"Somebody told me when the bomb hits, everybody in a two mile radius will be instantly sublimated, but if you lay face down on the ground for some time, avoiding the residual ripples of heat, you might survive, permanently fucked up and twisted like you're always underwater refracted. But if you do go gas, there's nothing you can do if the air that was once you is mingled and mashed with the kicked up molecules of the enemy's former body. Big-kid-tested, motherf--ker approved."
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Re: Random Post Whoring
[Re: whisper]
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08/07/07 12:57 PM
08/07/07 12:57 PM
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long_lost_corleone
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Are prostate checks really as bad as people say??? Unless you're Liberace, yes.
"Somebody told me when the bomb hits, everybody in a two mile radius will be instantly sublimated, but if you lay face down on the ground for some time, avoiding the residual ripples of heat, you might survive, permanently fucked up and twisted like you're always underwater refracted. But if you do go gas, there's nothing you can do if the air that was once you is mingled and mashed with the kicked up molecules of the enemy's former body. Big-kid-tested, motherf--ker approved."
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Re: Random Post Whoring
[Re: long_lost_corleone]
#422829
08/07/07 01:02 PM
08/07/07 01:02 PM
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Joined: Dec 2006
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Throggs Neck
pizzaboy
The Fuckin Doctor
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The Fuckin Doctor
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Are prostate checks really as bad as people say??? Unless you're Liberace, yes. Uh, LLC, I think he meant getting a prostate exam, not giving one, little buddy.
"I got news for you. If it wasn't for the toilet, there would be no books." --- George Costanza.
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Re: Random Post Whoring
[Re: pizzaboy]
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08/07/07 01:07 PM
08/07/07 01:07 PM
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long_lost_corleone
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"Somebody told me when the bomb hits, everybody in a two mile radius will be instantly sublimated, but if you lay face down on the ground for some time, avoiding the residual ripples of heat, you might survive, permanently fucked up and twisted like you're always underwater refracted. But if you do go gas, there's nothing you can do if the air that was once you is mingled and mashed with the kicked up molecules of the enemy's former body. Big-kid-tested, motherf--ker approved."
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Re: Random Post Whoring
[Re: pizzaboy]
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08/07/07 07:30 PM
08/07/07 07:30 PM
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under there
bogey
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The place was filled with high school drama.
"ZOMG MY FRIEND DUZZN'T LIEK U SO DAT MEANS I CANT LIEK U."
Basically, one of the managers and a few coworkers who he's friends with have been talking about me behind my back with other employees. I guess there's been a conspiracy to make me quit for a while now. I found out the other day, and today was the first time I'd been around them since I heard the news. It really came out of nowhere, because as far as I knew, we all got along great. I considered these guys to be some of my best friends.
So, I wasn't talking to anybody (because they're all a bunch of assclowns), minding my own business.. making orders and sending them out. I was moving slow, because I'm working with a back injury that my other manager seemed to have forgotten about. Then he (my other manager.. who, by the way, was there when I found out what was said.. and cheered me up and drove me home) came back and knocked over the taco shells I'd just stocked. Then he gets in my way and makes my orders and stuff, comes back and says "Are we gonna do this all night?" I asked what he meant, and he said "Are we gonna mope around and have a pity party for Katie all night?" And then he started mocking me and making fun of me.
I said "Fuck you", he said "Clock out", and here I am.
Sorry for ranting.
President of the long_lost_corleone Fan Club
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Re: Random Post Whoring
[Re: pizzaboy]
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08/07/07 07:52 PM
08/07/07 07:52 PM
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long_lost_corleone
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"Somebody told me when the bomb hits, everybody in a two mile radius will be instantly sublimated, but if you lay face down on the ground for some time, avoiding the residual ripples of heat, you might survive, permanently fucked up and twisted like you're always underwater refracted. But if you do go gas, there's nothing you can do if the air that was once you is mingled and mashed with the kicked up molecules of the enemy's former body. Big-kid-tested, motherf--ker approved."
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