A tear in your eye????? Sorry never heard of that one.

shouldn't/oughta????? Lost me there too.

Here's one...hey SC...they got the alphabet wrong... they should have put U and I together.

Blame Turi...I stole that one from him.

"shouldn't ought to" (Hell, if ya explain them, they lose something).

Thanx, BDD, I never heard that one before.

Beth - I hadn't heard that one (U & I) before, either.

How about some of these classics -

Are you lost ma'am? Because heaven's a long way from here.

Was your father a thief? 'Cause someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.

Hello. Cupid called. He says to tell you that he needs my heart back

Good ones, A few more 'oldies' ...

Do you believe in love at first site, or do I have to walk by again?

Mam' if beauty was a minute .... you would be an hour

You're like a dictionary, you add meaning to my life!

You must be a thief, because you stole my heart from across the room.

Is that a mirror in your pocket, cauz i can see myself in your pants.

Nice outfit! It would look great in a crumpled heap on my floor.

Okay...against my better judgement, but here goes:

Are you free tonight..or will it cost me.

Here's a quarter, call your roommate and tell her you won't be coming home tonight.

I lost my phone number, can I have yours.

Woman: Do you have the time? Man: Do you have the energy?

Baby I'm an American Express Card. You shouldn't go home without me.

Excuse me maam..is that dress felt? Would you like it to be.

Do you know what looks good on you? Me.

Do you know the difference between a hamburger and a blowjob? No? Want to do lunch?

Hi I'm milk. I'll go your body good.

How do you like your eggs cooked? Why? So I'll know what to make you in the morning.

Hey baby, let's play house. You can be the door, and I'll slam you.

There must be something wrong with my eyes. I can't take them off you.

All for now!

Baby, I wish I wuz cockeyed so then there'd be 2 fine women walking by...
(old scuzzy one, but it made'em laff )

you cant go by the member number in order to tell how long the members have been posting. I was posting on the old board. Which I miss the red lettering against the black background. I guess I was protesting the new board, so I did not officially join 3 or 4 months after the old board was finally dismantled. It's like blowing up the old neighborhood (Mulbury street). Sadly, when I did join the new board, I did not notice a lot of the old members.

We really had fun. We actually had sit-downs in the chat room. I think Geoff actually interviewed Lebo in the chat room as well.

I miss my friend Nick from down under. I changed my email address and users name so we lost touch.

...Best line I've ever been rejected with: "I'm sorry, but I already have an asshole in my pants."

Probably my favourite thread ever. He was a genius at those!

I've been here since early June 2002 but there were people there who I really liked, Ricardo for example.

This board has become wildly popular, I can't believe how many people have come!

-Penguin

What ever happened to knocc out??

he's around, but what happened to Spanish Inquisition? Or TwelveXProphet ?

WHO???

-Penguin

Vercetti check your PM

search for both in the search engine

Hey Beth, do we know each other, cause those are all my best lines? Oh well, they never seemed to work out so well for me anyway. However there are still a few more that I will share in the hopes that SC may be able to use them on his trip to AC on Sunday. Feel free to use any as you see best SC ... hopefully you will have more success with them than I ever did ... so against my better judgment also ...

Your body's name must be Visa, because it's everywhere I want to be

Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money.

Do you have a map? I just keep on getting lost in your eyes.

Your lips look so lonely.... Would they like to meet mine?

Can I have a picture? I want Santa Claus to know exactly what to get me for Christmas.

If stars would fall everytime I would think of you, the sky would soon be empty.

If looks were against the law you'd be arrested, booked, and jailed for life.

I can sense that you're a terrific lover, and it intimidates me a little.

Hi, I've been undressing you with my eyes all night long, and think it's time to see if I'm right.

Lick your finger and touch the person, touch yourself with it and say, "Let's you and me get out of these wet clothes."

I've got an alarm clock that makes the best sound in the morning. Would you like to come and hear it?

You know, you might be asked to leave soon. You're making the other women look really bad.

I may not be the best-looking guy here, but I'm the only one talking to you.

You with all those curves, and me with no brakes !!!

Do you sleep on your stomach? ...Can I?

Lets stand toe to toe and get something straight between us!

I wish you were a Pony Carousel outside Walmart so I could ride you all day for a quarter

If you have lost your virginity, can i have the box it came in?

If you were a pair of pants I'd wear you out!!

If we were squirrels could I bust a nut in your hole?



There are others, much funnier and a bit nasty, but with what appears to be the average age of the male posters here recently just barely able to shave, I think I will need to refrain from posting them for fear of legal persecution.

Haha...most of those are hilarious..especially I'm not the best looking guy in the world but I'm the only one talking to you. I think I've actually heard that one.

Uh, oh. My parents met at this place. Let's get the hell out of here.

That dress looks good on you. As a matter of fact, so would I.

There are 265 bones in the human body. Want one more?
Hey baby, there's a party in my pants and you're invited.

I've been a bad boy/girl. So spank me.
Come over here and get a taste of America's Most Wanted.
Do you mind if I end this sentence in a proposition?
You're good at math right? Is 69 a perfect square?

gee, Now I know what I was doing wrong all these years...

Usually I wouldn't know whether to be flattered or offended by being talked about. But because it's you guys, i'll let you off. Which is a bummer because a tour of America would be the dogs bollocks (good). It's in the Oxford English dictionary, trust me.

See Cam, guess you didn't know all the great knowledge and wisdom you can gather and learn from this board. I can only hope SC has access to these for his trip today.

And regarding the one about a party in my pants and your invited - that one I do know although my version has a bit 'racier' ending, glad this version went up first

So continuing against my better judgement a few more...


Do you have a quarter? My mom told me to call her when I found the girl of my dreams.

Are you tired? You should be because you've been running through my mind all night.

Come on, you can't get pregnant again.

What's that on your face? Oh, must just be beauty. Here, let me get it off. Hey, it's not coming off!"

I'm Irish. Do you have any Irish in you? Would you like some? (approriate for this weekend)

I hope the word of the day is legs, because I would sure like to spread the word.

Should I call you in the morning or nudge you?

What winks and screws like a tiger?" (while winking.)


We'll need to see if anyone here will actaully try and use some of these - somehow it may not suprise me.

Sounds Southern, Turi...except "dog" would be "dawg."

Yes, Don Michel is still around, but not as often as he loved to. Please forgive me because i'm very busy @ this moment. Maybe i can create more time in a couple of weeks.

Kind regards

I beat down TwelveXProphet in a debate about drugs so he ran like a bitch. O_O "Ya'll ain't my kinda of people..." was his poor excuse. That, I just have to laugh at.

Can you give me the link?

Search up the "Cigar Lovers" thread.