I was around the corner at Bacala's. Thought I would come by and say hello.

Oh, how's he doing?

He's fat.

"You keep up your bullshit, we're going to go wide with this thing"

when tony mentions vito came from behind and became the best earner of the family. i also like when tony tells carm she is entitled to shit. i use that line myself in real life. funniest moment is when ralphie calls paulie's mother and states he is detective mike hunt.

I'm watching season 4 right now. When Furio returns from his father's funeral with gifts for the Soprano children, including one for "Madoe".

funny moment when chrissy and paulie were feuding about who got the bill. the waiter came out pissed about a 16 dollar tip on an almost 1200 dollar tab. Chrissy hits him in the back of the head with a brick and the guy falls down and starts shaking. Chrissy asks, "Aren't these fucks suppose to take medicine for this shit? Paulie says, "He's really fucked up Chrissy" Shoots him, takes the money. as they are getting away Chrissy yells, "Thats my money Paulie" Hilarious.

"Go piss it away at blackjack, fucking assholes". lol. At least the waiter got a good barb in before getting killed. Paulie and Chrissie were classless. If Tony would have found out about this, at least Paulie would have been done, considering the 9 lives he gave Christopher. If Tony had found out about Paulie strangling Nucci's old friend to death, that would have been it for him, too.

I think it was meado. It's probably meant to be the Italian version of her name. Not sure it's really translates though.

One of the least realistic moments on the show. Paulie says nobody knows us does there so I wouldn't worry about the cops. If you're a big time organized crime figure , a capo , a guy with a jacket, they def know them. And u don't think there was any survailence? Johnny sack was there. No way the boss of jersey and the a New York boss meeting would not be watched. Then they shoot a fucking waiter ? Funny but not close to being real.

I think the scene that always makes me genuinely laugh is when Pussy is tracking Moltisanti on the Pokemon card bustout and runs the guy on the bike over, fleeing the scene lol.

Puss was just trying to ascertain the situation.

Just like Ralphie's joke.

Lol oakasfan.

I like the scene where Phils just come back from his heart attack and he says "im a cranky fuck lately".

lately ?

How about you get a bike, you fat fuck lol.

How was Florida?

Hot and sticky, like my balls.

.......

We're with Alcoholics Anonymous.

What's your name?

Well, we're anonymous.

John's folding laundry in fucking Danbury - Phil

Again with the vitamin's.

When paulie find out johnny sack lied to him with the all carmine asks about you and stuff...

There's a half-a-billion dollar industry devoted to it.

Ohh great, Prozac.

Tony: No, the music business. They write thousands of songs about this shit. ‘Tears on my Pillow,’ ‘Mona Lisa’… right?

Go on, go out get a blowjob.

Always makes me laugh that the army guy that Tony and Carmella go to visit, is the same actor who played the Jigsaw killer from the SAW movies.

Tobin Bell, can never take him in anything since the SAW movies. Its the voice.

The corp..the corp...the corp.

What's 0530 mean?

I just outlined for you a blueprint for total self discipline that would take you through your entire life and that's your only question?

Why do guys in the army or like spies use that o- thing when they tell time?

That'll be made abundantly clear to you.

There he is. I've been thinking about your problem.

Maybe it would help you, if you got shot. - Bobby.

What the fuck are you taking 'bout? "Got shot" ? - Rapper

Make you more popular too, raise your profile with ex lax.

Something easy, the fleshy part of the thigh. I'm a marksman - Bobby

You're a crazy motherfucker - Rapper

Classic episode. Tony, Paulie, Hal Holbrook and Deluxe the rapper watching the fight, on a dish that Deluxe's crew smuggled into the hospital. Only The Sopranos.

Anthony Infante: Listen, as far as that thing goes...the coffee with the chicory...

Johnny Sack: The fuck is that?

Anthony Infante: Oh shit. I suck at talkin' like this John, I'm sorry. Our friend with the stomach.

Johnny Sack: In town or near home?

Anthony Infante: Your neighbor. A.S.

Johnny Sack: Yeah, all right. Just say the thing I asked you to do. The coffee with the fuckin' chicory. Is he gonna get it for me?

Anthony Infante: Yes. Bad news is that he wants ten cups for himself. Not seven.

Johnny Sack: Alright. Done. Did you pick up the birthday cake for Gin with the marzipan flowers?

Anthony Infante: The stuff behind the pool?

Johnny Sack: No, an actual fuckin' cake. It's her birthday.

Business slow...

"What can we say about this guy. The ancient Romans had a word for it: Asshole!" - Larry Boy Barese, toasting Raymond.

I Love that scene ! All the family (exept chrissy) togehter eating dinner when tony had his speech.

This one never fails to make me laugh where Vito falls out of the chair.

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haha at the crazy horse

You should play Skynyrd!

What do you want to do, hesh? I'm guided by you.

He's got to do the right thing, that's what.

Ohh! Hey.

You're way our of line, kid.
Let's get some cold fucking fizzy water on your head.