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Re: Funny Sopranos Moments/Jokes [Re: Paddy_James] #830518
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Another Paulie scene that is hilarious / twisted is when he is meeting with Tony at the Bing and Ralph is leaving to go see his kid in the hospital.

Tony mentions to Paulie how Ralph is still earning even with his son's tragedy. Lol Paulie responds by saying

"I don't care if he has 100 kids in the ICU with arrows in their head."

the guys son is in the hospital brain dead / clinging to life and Paulie is pissed because he pranked called his mom.

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I've known kings and king makers
Poets painters and paupers
I've danced danced on the rings of Saturn
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Re: Funny Sopranos Moments/Jokes [Re: Paddy_James] #832080
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Re: Funny Sopranos Moments/Jokes [Re: Paddy_James] #832814
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I loved this scene a friend of ours, the chase between Tony and Phil was great, he was listening to "Rock the Casbah"
Then when he goes up to Phil's car: "Oh, mister, are you okay?"
Gets me every time.

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Re: Funny Sopranos Moments/Jokes [Re: afriendofours] #834395
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lol You Never Disappoint

Re: Funny Sopranos Moments/Jokes [Re: Alfanosgirl] #834529
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Originally Posted By: Alfanosgirl
lol You Never Disappoint


haha thanks smile


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Re: Funny Sopranos Moments/Jokes [Re: Paddy_James] #834986
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OT, but one of those things that sort of irritated me about how the Furio character was treated -- up until the Pontecorvo game robbery, he's Tony's most feared soldier. But after that, it's like he turns into a wuss.

Re: Funny Sopranos Moments/Jokes [Re: Paddy_James] #835018
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Haha, American women and life desensitized Furio into a bisnitch.

You could tell when Furio first comes over and Tony listens to him raving about the cable TV shows that he had to put Furio to work instantly on a violent job lol

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Re: Funny Sopranos Moments/Jokes [Re: Paddy_James] #836471
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Two more just came to mind.

1) When Richie gives Tony the Rocco DeMeo jacket, Richie brags about his own toughness in getting the jacket. Richie is telling the story to Tony while Junior & Bobby are nearby. Richie described Rocco as the toughest guy in Essex County and never came back after dealing with Richie. I don't think he meant it with mean spiritedness, but Junior responded "He later died of Alzheimers."

2) Aaron, Janice's narcopletic boyfriend, sees Jackie Jr. for a second time and asks "have you heard the good news?" Jackie delivers his best line "We met. Thanksgiving." But it was in a sarcastic tone of "you dumb ass I heard this one already."

Re: Funny Sopranos Moments/Jokes [Re: Paddy_James] #837140
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"If you're gonna lie to me, tell me there's a broad waiting in the car who wants to tongue my balls."

Classic Uncle Junior.

Re: Funny Sopranos Moments/Jokes [Re: Paddy_James] #838266
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Re: Funny Sopranos Moments/Jokes [Re: Paddy_James] #838357
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There was some real shitty acting in that scene, particularly the frat boys in the front of the parlor.

Re: Funny Sopranos Moments/Jokes [Re: Paddy_James] #838360
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I must have missed it, wasn't really paying attention until the office scene.

Another funny scene from season 2 is the Bing toilet scene with Bevalaqua, Gismonte and Tony.

Tony Soprano – Jesus fucking christ, you stupid little shit-eating twat. You ever hear of wiretaps?

as he rustles gismonte's t-shirt lol.

Re: Funny Sopranos Moments/Jokes [Re: Paddy_James] #838372
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I chuckle each time Bevilaqua calls his partner out loud "Gis!" the funniest being when he gets shot in the head by Chris and he yells out "Oh no! Gis! Giiiis!" Lol! What kind of idiot do you have to be, to allow yourself to be called something that sounds exactly like "jizz?"


-I shot him a coupla' times.
-What's a couple?
-Hmm, more than a couple... Really I don't know the exact amount, maybe I shot him 10 times, 12 times?
-Maybe fifteen?
-Hmm, it could've been fifteen...

-Anthony "Gaspipe" Casso
Re: Funny Sopranos Moments/Jokes [Re: Paddy_James] #838413
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I laugh so hard when Tony tests Janice to see if she can control her anger and of course she can't tongue


(Start it at 2:30)
http://youtu.be/Vb7SWFgSf7o

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Re: Funny Sopranos Moments/Jokes [Re: Paddy_James] #838493
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Fucking guy's fearless for his size. - Bobby

That's nice.
Then what? He fucking dies, i can't even wear his shoes. - Uncle Junior

What the fuck you talking about? - Bobby

Fucking loser.
He couldn't sell it. - Uncle Junior

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Re: Funny Sopranos Moments/Jokes [Re: Paddy_James] #838529
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"Its just a stutter step.." - Dave Scatino

The rationality of a gambling addict.


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"Hey Rich, that envelope is 2 Cs shy (200$) I'll catch up with it next week, you know I took a second on my house, didn't calculate it into my budg-

-No good then Davey.

-Aw c'mon Rich, it's just a stu-

-It's just a stutter step, I know.


-I shot him a coupla' times.
-What's a couple?
-Hmm, more than a couple... Really I don't know the exact amount, maybe I shot him 10 times, 12 times?
-Maybe fifteen?
-Hmm, it could've been fifteen...

-Anthony "Gaspipe" Casso
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I want you to know, tony, that this all won't fall on you.

I'll do a painting for the overleaf of the program at the service.

Motifs from the mexican day of the dead.

Lol Janice was whack, with her extraordinary visualization skills.

Re: Funny Sopranos Moments/Jokes [Re: Paddy_James] #839531
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Its a mother jumping lyric Jan.

That Tommy Mottola, he's one slow motherfucker.

Re: Funny Sopranos Moments/Jokes [Re: Paddy_James] #839701
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Janice was Tony with ADD. How many stupid projects did she start and never finish?

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"This is the life" - Brian(Carmela's Cousin)

"What life is that... ?" - Ralphie.

Re: Funny Sopranos Moments/Jokes [Re: Its_da_Jackeeettttttt] #840176
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Originally Posted By: Its_da_Jackeeettttttt
Janice was Tony with ADD. How many stupid projects did she start and never finish?


haha yeah with all the music videos shes directing and christian bands with their record deals. going with a smaller independant label naturally...

i like the scene when Janice is explaining to the russian one legged woman that stealing her leg made her find god.

then she says "ohh you are most boring woman" and just walks past lol

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Re: Funny Sopranos Moments/Jokes [Re: Paddy_James] #840787
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Get Pudgey Walsh on the horn, he'll sort this out.

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Dr. Fried: Close. I'm a prick doctor.

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Don't forget I am a strict Catholic. I agree with that Senator Sanitorium, if we let this stuff go too far pretty soon we'll be fucking dogs.


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There's a similar exchange when Tony and Gloria Trillo are at the zoo, and he shits on the Buddhism angle when he discovers her talisman. Gloria zings him back about Catholicism, "which you practice every fucking day."

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