The Coastguard are supposedly a public service used to rescue drowning children, humans, candles and fish. However there is a problem with this definition.

The coastguard does not exist. Ask anyone, have they ever met anyone in the coastguard, or know someone whos uncle or sexual predator was a member of the coastguard. They will reply they havent.

Also if i may speak in retard terms; Fireman=Fire Station Policeman=Police Station Ambulance= Ambulancaryion Coastguard=??????????

Ever seen a coastguard base?

AND THE MOST DAMNING EVIDENCE

years upon years upon years of headlines MAN DROWNS


MAN AND WOMAN DROWN


MAN DROWNS WOMAN


WOMAN RETURNS FROM DEAD AND DROWNS MAN


MAN RETURNS FROM DEAD, RETURNS TO HIS CHILDHOOD HOME TO FIND THINGS HAVE CHANGED IN HIS ABSENSE BUT THEN MEET A LONELY CHILD WHO IS BEING BULLIED AT SCHOOL AND LEARNS ALL ABOUT FRIENDSHIP ON THIS UPLIFTING AND POWERFUL JOURNEY UNTIL HE DROWNS THE KID AT THE END IN A BIG SWIMMING POOL FILLED WITH THE JUICE OF THE WORLDS LARGEST LIME........this paper has a large front page


never do you hear COASTGUARD SAVES MAN


COASTGUARD SAVES CATFISH STUCK IN UNDERWATER TREE


COASTGUARD VS FREE WILLY

cos its a cover!!

If there is such an organisation that names themselves the coastguard then they are evil they drank the last of the milk

they spat on your dog

they ate youre remote

remember that time that you almost died cos you were hit by a car it had coastguard on the side


C.O.A.S.T.G.U.A.R.D.

Crowd Of Ass Sucking Tit Grasping Underfed Apple Retard Dentists

Know what i mean? Your thoughts?

Did DickNose hack into Sinny's account and start posting?

Skinny I've literally never laughed so hard in my life and this doesn't even make sense

Skinny is always very sensible, that does not sound like him.

The same thing crossed my mind, LOL.

He was smoking pcp tonight in atlantic city

LOL

Sensibly baked .