There were more than a few humorous lines and moments in Scarface...what was your favorite? For me, it would have to after Mel and Frank are shot, and Ernie is standing there, sh*tting his pants, and Tony (I think?) says to him, "Want a job, Ernie?" and he says yes. The look on his face after that and then his taking a swig of the bottle was hilarious. I can't help but laugh everytime I look at that scene.

I like the bit where Tony is going crazy on the phone after (not seen it in a while and can't remember his name) says " now you listen to me you fucking little monkey...", the other guy is trying to calm him cause he can't even pick up the phone in his rage. "You wanna go to war!? I take you to war!!" love that bit, is one of the best parts to re-enact. It is a great film to do impersonations of!

I like the part where Tony is in his infamous bubblebath and Elvira and Manny are in the bathroom with him. Elvira says to Tony "nothing exceeds like excess... you should know that Tony." Then, Tony replies something to the effect of "why you always gotta talk to me like that? Like I gotta know something...?"

My ex-boyfriend, when we used to argue which it seemed was ALL the time, would always say something like "you should know this.." or "you should know that.." and I would always come back at him with Tony's line. That would royally piss him off since he knew I was using that line from the movie, which he already hated since I watched it all the time and constantly bragged about the HUGE crush I had on Al Pacino.

My favorite moment has to be where Tony asks Ernie after a long pause if he wants a job.....

My favourite funny moment has to be the pelican bit in the bath, but I also like the part when Elvira walks out of the room when Tony's in the bath and Tony says "I WAS ONLY KIDDING!"

when tony is in that huge ass bathtub just runnin his mouth the shit is funny as shit

"who the f*ck u callin a ****..., u white piece of bread"

i know am slightly immature now but i found it funny when Lopez was talkin bout Sosa "you turn your back on him , he'll stick it in!"

...sorry