Let's Have cheeseburger control.

Oh dear!!

How is this funny, just proves how messed up the world is and kids having no respect for their parents..

Food can be like heroin to some

I've seriously been close to kicking the fucking nipples off my dad for trying to get some of my food once. But murder's a touch too far.

And where's the father?

Never mind. That was more of a rhetorical question.

My father would have shot us dead at the fucking table if something like that ever happened in our house back in the '70s. And generally speaking, my Pop is a very peaceful man who loves his children.

I'm just saying, kids need a father figure in their lives. I don't give a shit what anyone says.

Preach on PB!!

Wait a minute... in all fairness - was it a Five Guys cheesebuger?

I just think they need parents that actually parent them and not be there best friend.

It would have been nice to have a real father figure in my life. My father was always trying to make me good by banging my head against the kitchen wall as a five year old. I would be crying, the snot comming out of my nose and I would be laughing in his face. To show him he could not hurt me. It got even better as I got older. He was always trying to make my older brother and mother good as well. I ran away from home at around 11. My punk brother and weak mother stayed. And took the abuse. It finally stopped when I was 15 after someone murdered my Daddio. He was hung from the back Clothes line. I really miss that old fuck.

Those are real good, havent had one in ages.

Too bad John Belushi didn't live to see this story.

AMEN DENIRO. I agree totally. It's not funny at all.

Sir, you have hit the nail on the head. Kids need fathers (And mothers) in their lives to develop ethics and character. This kid needs some serious punishment