So now that you have Thanksgiving out of the way, Christmas rears it's ugly head again. Just was wondering what folks will be asking Santy for this year?

Nothing special as such for me i would say. My wife picks a few books off my Amazon wish list, a bottle of Jack Daniels off my mother, boxer shorts,socks and smellies off the kids. I have asked for ZZ Top's new album this year cos i do like them so hopefully Santy will have read the letter i shoved up the chimney...

As a fresh boxer, looking to get boxing gloves.

I'm trying to find out what to buy my husband for Christmas this year. I honestly have no clue what to get him. I asked him for boots, but I wanted the same boots last year, so who knows if he'll get the hint.

I really don't need too much. I asked for a watch because mine broke. I can always use tops but nothing major that I can think of. (Well, new carpet and a recliner, but that's a bit much to ask for as a Christmas gift)


TIS

The James Bond blu ray collection would be cool.

The name of this thread unnerves me. Makes me think of Santa going around and teabagging people.

If he tries any of that shit with me I'm gonna kick him right in his sack.

What? Santa's a teabagger? No!!!!




TIS

Why do I have the impression that my reference to a teabagger is different from TIS'?

TIS

All i want is world peace..

First thing I thought of. Then I started humming "Little Saint Nick," by The Beach Boys.

But it still wasn't enough to get the vision of Santa's hairy beanbag out of my head.

Thanks for that, Yogi .

And just think, you guys will have til Christmas to keep seeing the thread title near the top!

After reading this, somewhere on the North Pole, an elf died.

That's mean, gina. You're gonna get a lump of coal in your Christmas stocking.

You're gonna get coal for making fun of Santa's sack!

Stop saying that! Stop saying "Santa's sack".

Schweady balls.

My daughter said that she's giving everyone lice for Christmas.

Will SANTA have that in his SACK?

She's re-gifting from the chickens.

Silly SC. The chickens have MITES, not LICE.

Now the discussion has shifted from SANTA'S SACK to lice versus mites?

SB, watch out or SC's gonna be giving you something as an early Christmas gift...

OK.... that tears it, gina. The gloves are coming off, girlie. You're getting a team of dolls .... a little Rod Serling and a little Stephen King lifelike doll complete with little itty bitty knives perfect for hiding under your bed until you're ready to go to sleep.

Bwwwwahaahhhhhaaaahhhha.

But SC...

That's not fair! That's not fair at all!



My reaction to the thought of getting those dolls as a gift:

Well I guess the cookies I've left for him over the years aren't the only thing he dips into the glass of milk

Gina, that's "their" favorite thing to give people.

Thats pretty funny maybe I'll post that on facebook but a little closer to Christmas

That explains the extra bristles...

^^I don't get the joke geoff ?

*sigh*

Nothing ruins a joke more

Do you think Santa Manscapes? How 'bout that?