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don't swim in chinese public pools! #661695
08/23/12 01:07 PM
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It's either blue cheese with wings or go fuck yer mudda!
Re: don't swim in chinese public pools! [Re: Five_Felonies] #661699
08/23/12 01:22 PM
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OMG!!! uhwhat panic Is that the only pool in the country? lol


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Re: don't swim in chinese public pools! [Re: The Italian Stallionette] #662770
08/28/12 06:48 AM
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Ha ha, i saw that.....the worlds next super power no less panic


I would rather die on my feet than live on my knees!
Re: don't swim in chinese public pools! [Re: Five_Felonies] #662788
08/28/12 08:24 AM
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Re: don't swim in chinese public pools! [Re: Five_Felonies] #662792
08/28/12 08:55 AM
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you can be shure the water doesnt get cold.

Re: don't swim in chinese public pools! [Re: Five_Felonies] #662795
08/28/12 09:12 AM
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Beyond comment.


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Re: don't swim in chinese public pools! [Re: MaryCas] #662834
08/28/12 12:51 PM
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Who on these boards would fly to China just to go simming in a public poool?


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Re: don't swim in chinese public pools! [Re: dontomasso] #662838
08/28/12 01:00 PM
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Reminds me of growing up in the Brownsville section of Brooklyn NY. We swam in Betsy Head Pool, a gigantic public pool built in the Thirties. Just as crowded as that Beijing pool. But polio was the big scare then.

School break here goes from late May through early August. The YMCA pool makes special hours for the kids. Water's always cloudy... sick


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E nun me mporta si ce muoru accisu...
E s'iddu muoru e vaju mparadisu
Si nun ce truovo a ttia, mancu ce trasu.
Re: don't swim in chinese public pools! [Re: Turnbull] #662845
08/28/12 01:13 PM
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Nasty, but no worse than Orchard Beach whistle.

Just kidding. I love Orchard Beach. But it does remind me of when I first got married. We lived in an Astoria apartment for almost two years before buying our home in Throggs Neck.

For two summers we were at the Astoria Park Pool almost every weekend. It's not that it was unsanitary, just VERY, VERY crowded. So you were always a little leery of cooties.


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Re: don't swim in chinese public pools! [Re: pizzaboy] #662891
08/28/12 02:55 PM
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There was a similar incident here in Brooklyn just a few weeks ago, on August 4. McCarren Park Pool, built in the 1930's and closed since (I believe) the late '80s, recently re-opened with much publicity and hoopla. Soon, however, it was making news for all the wrong reasons (brawling, for one thing).

Let's face it, folks, anyway you look at it, some people are just out-and-out pigs. Period.

Here is a recent article from The Gothamist:

Saturday Surprise!

McCarren Park Pool Closed Due To Unsanitary Conditions


Rachel Pincus/Gothamist

The more things change, the more they poop the same: according to various Tweeters, the newly renovated fight club/public toilet McCarren Park Pool has been closed due to "unsanitary conditions." Chris Hollenbeck tweeted, "A loudspeaker echoes omnipresent over McCarren, 'Attention: Due to unsanitary conditions the pool is now closed. Please exit the pool bed.'" Maybe it was just a Baby Ruth?


In case you've forgotten, McCarren Park Pool had a previous incident with fecal matter (dubbed Poopgate) last month — cops vehemently denied any pooping had occurred, but a lifeguard later confirmed the story to the Post. They also gave the lowdown on park procedure for such "unsanitary conditions:" "We cleared out the pool and made everyone stand on the sides. The rule is five minutes for poop and 25 minutes for throw-up. Luckily, there were two new lifeguards, so we made them clean it up."

sick

The pool was closed for a couple of days while it was cleaned and disinfected with huge doses of chlorine.

Still, I wouldn't go to any public pool in my area if you paid me.

I can't help but be reminded of a sign I saw at a friend's house many years ago: We don't swim in your toilet, so please don't pee in our pool.

Signor V.


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Re: don't swim in chinese public pools! [Re: Signor Vitelli] #662894
08/28/12 03:08 PM
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"I got news for you. If it wasn't for the toilet, there would be no books." --- George Costanza.
Re: don't swim in chinese public pools! [Re: pizzaboy] #662901
08/28/12 03:45 PM
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^^^ Still one of the funniest scenes around.


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Re: don't swim in chinese public pools! [Re: Signor Vitelli] #662903
08/28/12 03:47 PM
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Originally Posted By: Signor Vitelli
Still, I wouldn't go to any public pool in my area if you paid me.


That's Brooklyn for ya. The ocean isn't any different. My brother used to sell warm spots in it when he was a kid. And let's not forget the Coney Island whitefish.


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