US penis envy? Penis size survey ranks nation 11th, behind Japan
According to the latest, most comprehensive study to date using 500,000 males, the average length of a Japanese male’s erection is 13.56 centimeters (5.33 inches), with a diameter of 3.53 cm (1.39“) at the head and 3.19 cm (1.25”) at the shaft, writes Tokyo Reporter.
The statistic places Japanese males 10th worldwide, behind — among others — France, Australia, Italy, even Thailand, which according to Tenga boasts the largest penises in Asia.
But what the Tokyo Reporter was especially astonished about is that Japan placed ahead of the United States, which ranks 11th, with an average of 12.9 cm (5.08“).
On the other side of the great penile divide were South Koreans, whose average of 9.6 cm (3.78”) made them the shortest among males in the 17 Asian countries for which measurements were available.
LOL This should be interesting. All the guys will chime in on who's got the biggest ying yang. Just don't get into any pissing matches.
Now women would never start a thread on who's got the biggest boobs.
TIS
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Re: U.S. Men have smaller "junk" than Japan?
[Re: ronnierocketAGO]
#659808 08/12/1201:07 PM08/12/1201:07 PM
I just realized after reading the link on top, that these results come from about 500,000 men in 40 countries, and are self-reported measurements for a "recommended" masturbation device. A Japanese sex toy. As the article continues, wouldn't these results be more accurate than normal self-reported measurements if it's for a personal use item?
Or maybe smaller men are the ones typically ordering such devices? Hmmm....
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LOL This should be interesting. All the guys will chime in on who's got the biggest ying yang. Just don't get into any pissing matches.
Now women would never start a thread on who's got the biggest boobs.
TIS
Or men could start a thread whether they like fakes ones or real ones. One of my EX's had implants, she would go to the gym a lot and try and keep in tip top shape because women who don' t take care of themselves and get implants just end up having two big saggy fun-bags.
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Re: U.S. Men have smaller "junk" than Japan?
[Re: thebarber]
#660152 08/14/1205:38 PM08/14/1205:38 PM
My wife says to me, Gimme eight inches and make it hurt. I fucked her twice and punched her in the mouth.
That's terrible! I'm familiar with the "Take my wife, please" but never heard that one.
TIS
"Mankind must put an end to war before war puts an end to mankind. War will exist until that distant day when the conscientious objector enjoys the same reputation and prestige that the warrior does today." JFK
I'm reminded of the old Henny Youngman joke: My wife says to me, Gimme eight inches and make it hurt. I fucked her twice and punched her in the mouth.
Yeah, I seriously doubt Henny Youngman said that. After a quick google search, it's been attributed to both Redd Foxx -- he was hilariously vulgar! -- or Andrew Dice Clay. Who knows who originally said it.
Joke ranges from girlfriend or wife, 6 or 9 inches, twice or 3 times, and hit her with a brick.
In the book Truly Tasteless Jokes (1981) it's phrased, "Did you hear about the masochist who said to her boyfriend, 'Give me nine inches and make it hurt.' He F***d her twice and slapped her."
I studied Italian for 2 semesters. Not once was a "C" pronounced as a "G", and never was a trailing "I" ignored! And I'm from Jersey! lol
Whaddaya want me to do? Whack a guy? Off a guy? Whack off a guy?--Peter Griffin