Most Ridiculous Song Lyrics

Most Ridiculous Song Lyrics #609856 08/04/11 03:32 PM 08/04/11 03:32 PM
Joined: Apr 2002 Posts: 25,984 California The Italian Stallionette OP
The Italian Stallionette OP Joined: Apr 2002 Posts: 25,984 California	It all started this morning when the DJ on the radio was talking about a song that contained the lyrics "I'd take a grenade for you" (I don't know the song). He commented that that was the most ridiculous line he ever heard in a song. That sparked a conversation and they had people call in with their suggestions. Among them: "revved up like a deuce another runner in the night" (Blinded By The Light) "You've been a naughty girl you let your knickers down." (I Am The Walrus." Pretty much like Walrus, the entire song of "McArthur's Park". Anyone care to add their two cents? TIS "Mankind must put an end to war before war puts an end to mankind. War will exist until that distant day when the conscientious objector enjoys the same reputation and prestige that the warrior does today." JFK "War is over, if you want it" - John Lennon

Re: Most Ridiculous Song Lyrics [Re: The Italian Stallionette] #609868 08/04/11 06:23 PM 08/04/11 06:23 PM
Joined: Jul 2001 Posts: 14,900 Beth E Crabby
Beth E Crabby Joined: Jul 2001 Posts: 14,900	How about, "Baby baby don't get hooked on me. Cause I'll just use you then I'll set you free". Yeah, how about I'll just knob your wiener off. How about a little less questions and a lot more shut the hell up - Brian Griffin When there's a will...put me in it.

Re: Most Ridiculous Song Lyrics [Re: Beth E] #609872 08/04/11 07:33 PM 08/04/11 07:33 PM
Joined: Jun 2004 Posts: 2,414 Bar Vitelli, Queens, NY Signor Vitelli Underboss
Signor Vitelli Underboss Joined: Jun 2004 Posts: 2,414 Bar Vitelli, Queens, NY	So many songs....where to start? Well, I'll start by showing my age: The first one that popped into my mind is "Coconut" by Harry Nilsson. The tune is nice, but those lyrics?? Gimme a break. "Brand New Key" by Melanie. Same reasons as above. "Tin Man" by America. I can remember when I was in college, with roommates and friends blasted out of their faces at parties having "serious" discussions about the "real" meaning of the lyrics. Sorta like trying to find the meaning of life: no one never has - or ever will - come up with the answer, even after the fourth case of beer. "The Joker" by Steve Miller. Again, all the weed in the world wouldn't have made that song any more comprehensible, but we'd be damned if we stopped trying. There are lots more, I'm certain. So, I'll probably come back to this later. Signor V. "For me, there's only my wife..." "Sure I cook with wine - sometimes I even add it to the food!" "When life itself seems lunatic, who knows where madness lies?" "It was a grass harp... And we listened." "Do any human beings ever realize life while they live it? Every, every minute?" "No. Saints and poets, maybe... they do some."

Re: Most Ridiculous Song Lyrics [Re: The Italian Stallionette] #609876 08/04/11 07:54 PM 08/04/11 07:54 PM
Joined: Jul 2001 Posts: 14,900 Beth E Crabby
Beth E Crabby Joined: Jul 2001 Posts: 14,900	Someone left the cake out in the rain I don't think that I can take it 'cause it took so long to bake it and I'll never have that recipe again Oh, nooo! Just call a Betty Crocker hotline. Last edited by Beth E; 08/04/11 07:55 PM. How about a little less questions and a lot more shut the hell up - Brian Griffin When there's a will...put me in it.