This morning on the way to work, I stopped off at a gas station. I parked behind a middle-aged woman pumping her gas and then I went inside. When I came out, this jackass' car was pulled ahead about 25 feet from its original position.

Hanging from her gas tank was the hose from which she was pumping - nozzle and all still in her car. She apparently started to drive off after the gas was done pumping and ripped the hose/nozzle completely from the pump! I still don't know what was funnier - seeing that hose along with her dumbfounded look or the expression on the attendant's face when he saw what had happened.

Makes you wonder how some people are allowed to be in charge of a vehicle doesn't it?

It would have been funny to see her pull into her driveway with the hose attached.

Once when I was in a hurry, I stopped for gas. At the time I was travelling a lot and usually paid at the pump with a credit card, but this time I went inside and paid cash and also bought 2 quarts of oil. I returned to my car, added the oil, and promptly drove off without pumping the gas I had paid for.

I drove back to the station within a few minutes, and they reset the pump for me.

That is hilarious. How embarrassing. Yes, had you had a camera, I'm sure the local news would buy it from you.


TIS

Weren't you the one who smaahed his bumper driving down that country lane in the snow?

Thats a good point but actually i was the one sitting next to my wife whilst she slipped around the snow on a country lane!!!

So onto the issue of "woman drivers"....

No issue as far as i am concerned. My wife is probably a better driver than me,she just got stuck in a nasty snow storm. Could just as easy have been me driving!