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Sopranos quotes #504701
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Re: Sopranos quotes [Re: IvyLeague] #513545
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You ever think what a coincidence it is that Lou Gehrig died of Lou Gehrig's disease?

Christopher Moltisanti

There are 3 ways of doing things around here: the right way, the wrong way or the way that I do it!
Re: Sopranos quotes [Re: IvyLeague] #514816
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Tony: "Jackie's so fucking mean he'll scare that cancer away!"

There are 3 ways of doing things around here: the right way, the wrong way or the way that I do it!
Re: Sopranos quotes [Re: Moltisanti] #514839
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All of Paulies quotes are class and many of Uncle Juniors jokes funny..

The Mafia Is Not Primarily An Organisation Of Murderers.
First And Foremost,The Mafia Is Made Up Of Thieves.
It Is Driven By Greed And Controlled By Fear.

Between The Law And The Mafia, The Law Is Not The Most To Be Feared

"What if the Mafia were not an organization but a widespread Sicilian attitude of hostility towards the law?"

"Make Love Not War" John Lennon
Re: Sopranos quotes [Re: DE NIRO] #514886
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He talks more than 6 barbers!

Junior about Tony

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Re: Sopranos quotes [Re: englishjohn] #514914
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Paulie:
"I lived through the 70s by the skin of my nuts,when the Colombos were going at it...there ain't a bigger cocksucker than Phil Leotardo!I just wanna make sure somebody knows there could be a line at Cosarelli's a mile long."

Paulie:Hey,i remember everyblowjob i ever got.How 'bout you?Remember your first blowjob?
Sil:Yeah,of course...
Paulie:How long did it take for the guy to come?

edit:forgot one of my favorites

Paulie:Hehehe.Danny Boy!How's the family?
Danny:Oh,not bad Paulie...Y'know we had to move my father to another old folks home-
Paulie:Hey,i got my own fuckin' problems!

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Re: Sopranos quotes [Re: Tyler_Durden] #514917
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AJ: "What, no fuckin' ziti?"

The BEST line EVER. lol

"I got news for you. If it wasn't for the toilet, there would be no books." --- George Costanza.
Re: Sopranos quotes [Re: IvyLeague] #515612
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Tony to Dr. Melfi: "There are more important things to talk about than Jean Cusamano's ass!"

There are 3 ways of doing things around here: the right way, the wrong way or the way that I do it!
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"I had her tested for AIDS--what kinda guy do you tnink I am?"--Tony to Carm when she confronted him about his goumad.

"Enjoy your success." Chris to Lauren Bacall.

"And, the fat f**k said I look like the Shah of Iran."--Phil about Tony.

Ntra la porta tua lu sangu � sparsu,
E nun me mporta si ce muoru accisu...
E s'iddu muoru e vaju mparadisu
Si nun ce truovo a ttia, mancu ce trasu.
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Uncle Junior said "he wasn't gonna use a bed pan cuz he wasn't a cat and didn't use a litter box".

Or another one by Junior:

"I've got the Feds so far up my ass I can taste Brylcream".

Dylan Matthew Moran born 10/30/12
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Paulie:Thats why somebody you don't trust,you call a snake.How can you trust a guy who can literally go fuck themselves?
Tony:Don't you think that expression would come from the "Adam and Eve" story,when the snake tempted Eve to bite the apple?
Paulie:Hey,snakes were fuckin' themselves way before Adam and Eve showed up,T.

Furio:no bitcha to me!!!

Tony:so what did you want to talk to me about?
Richie:fuckin Dick Barone!
Tony:well,as long as the two of you are happy...
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Johnny Sack: What is this, the fucking U.N. now?


(After learing Vito was whacked)
Patsy: I should have borrowed money from Vito.

"When my time comes, tell me, will I stand up?"
Paulie "Walnuts" Gaultiere - The Sopranos
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Adriana:I'm just worried about you.I love you,very much...
Chris:So if you love me,stir my eggs!
Re: Sopranos quotes [Re: IvyLeague] #517369
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Read this extract from the funniest episode of The Sopranos: "Pine Barrens"

Tony: "The guy you're looking for is an ex-commando. He killed 16 Tsjetsjen rebels single-handed."

Paulie: "Get the fuck outta here!"

Tony: "Yeah, nice huh! He was with the interior ministry."

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Paulie: "You're not gonna believe this. He killed 16 Tsjecho-Slovakians. The guy was an interior decorator.

Chritopher: "His house looked like shit!

There are 3 ways of doing things around here: the right way, the wrong way or the way that I do it!
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does anybody know how i can watch the sopranos online free and get a direct link for the video in order to put it on my ipod, the whole episodes of the sopranos
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Originally Posted By: Moltisanti
Read this extract from the funniest episode of The Sopranos: "Pine Barrens"

Tony: "The guy you're looking for is an ex-commando. He killed 16 Tsjetsjen rebels single-handed."

Paulie: "Get the fuck outta here!"

Tony: "Yeah, nice huh! He was with the interior ministry."

...

Paulie: "You're not gonna believe this. He killed 16 Tsjecho-Slovakians. The guy was an interior decorator.

Chritopher: "His house looked like shit!


LMAO, that one was a classic.

Personally, one of my favorite quotes was a joke from AJ when he was telling his friends "What's the hardest part about being a skateboarder?" then he said "Telling your parents your gay"

I still use that one.

I also liked in Season one when Tony started seeing a shrink the the topic of a prostate exam came up and he said "I don't even let no one wave a finger in my face".

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