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TV commercials that make you ROFL #501869
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1. Life Alert

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8kxBfrXp7mQ

(I did not get the one with a robber wearing a black mask grin )

2. 1800 pet med

http://www.1800petmeds.com/videos.jsp

I will add more later.

Re: TV commercials that make you ROFL [Re: svsg] #501870
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HX0fIi3H-es

This JG Wentworth commercial makes me crack up. Especially everytime I hear the second guy yell out his window.


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Re: TV commercials that make you ROFL [Re: Blibbleblabble] #501915
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Originally Posted By: Blibbleblabble
This JG Wentworth commercial makes me crack up. Especially everytime I hear the second guy yell out his window.
BL, nooooo! That commercial is ridiculous...haha I can't even stand to hear it anymore, but I guess I could have a better sense of humor about it. lol

Here are some of my favorites:

Sonic
http://youtube.com/watch?v=Q77w8uXwwFo

Hillshire Farms
http://youtube.com/watch?v=j1xGFcmmf-U

Miller High Life
http://youtube.com/watch?v=7tBiRNFHmhI
(Good baseball commercial!)

Re: TV commercials that make you ROFL [Re: ginaitaliangirl] #501920
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Originally Posted By: ginaitaliangirl

I haven't seen that one but I think there are a couple of others just like it that made me laugh. That would probably be me since I spend so much time in the backyard over the grill. Too bad none of my neighbors barbecue. I don't have anyone to cheer with lol


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Re: TV commercials that make you ROFL [Re: ginaitaliangirl] #501921
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Gina, you are actually posting good funny commercials. I had intended to start a thread for unintentionally funny commercials grin grin But don't stop. Keep them coming smile

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Originally Posted By: svsg
Gina, you are actually posting good funny commercials. I had intended to start a thread for unintentionally funny commercials grin grin But don't stop. Keep them coming smile

When do your threads ever go the way you intended? tongue


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Originally Posted By: svsg
Gina, you are actually posting good funny commercials. I had intended to start a thread for unintentionally funny commercials grin grin But don't stop. Keep them coming smile
Ohhhhh!!! Haha, aw, I get it now. lol

Have no fear, SVSG, I have one for you anyway!

http://youtube.com/watch?v=TNdw4CfbwQg

And before I seem too evil for laughing at this commercial, let me say that I actually wouldn't mind having a Jitterbug. I've led this rally against hi-tech cell phones among my peers, claiming that the Jitterbug is simple, efficient, and perfect for all their needs. They are disgusted by it, so I once even went so far as to create "testimonials" to display in my room - I put each of their pictures with a caption from the commercial, such as "Bigger buttons, bigger numbers, who needs glasses?" It's mostly a joke against them, but I have a very low understanding of my own cell phone, so I like to think I'm more fit for a Jitterbug. grin

Re: TV commercials that make you ROFL [Re: ginaitaliangirl] #501927
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There you go Gina, that fits nicely into the theme of the thread smile

Re: TV commercials that make you ROFL [Re: ginaitaliangirl] #501928
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LMAO that's a real commercial!!! I thought that phone was a joke at first! That commercial was funny, although it seemed like a knock on old people.


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Found the robber version of life alert:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8alp8p5ufk0

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Everyone knows it, but hey, very appropriate considering a recent insanely successful cinematic release. wink
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XGACNG7-zsI

And was all the rage a year or two ago:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LbtPTbNor5Y


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The Aflac commercials are great! My favorites are "There's Only One" and, of course, "Berra at the Barber". (I had no idea they had some Japanese ones! They don't seem to fit the same mold, though).

These are classic (at least regionally), and I never saw this one!!! Brilliant. lol



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I think this is French, but it's one of the funniest ever.


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This commercial makes me laugh every time.


You talkin' to me?
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What's so funny about it?

The clip stops at about the 38th second. Does it really end there or am I missing out something?


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I did, the first time already.

It's not that I don't know what the intentions were - I can imagine other people finding it funny - but I just can't seem to find it humorous.

The question in my previous post in this thread was as such meant rethorically more than anything else.


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I laugh at the Cialis commercial that says if you stay hard for more than 4 hour you should go to the doctor. Hell, if that were me I'd be bragging to my friends.


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"I stood in the courtroom like a fool."

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Yeah, I can just picture going to the doctor with that complaint. Imagine the scene in the waiting room... lol


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E s'iddu muoru e vaju mparadisu
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The wittiest US TV commercials ever were put on by Volkswagen in the early Sixties. They poked fun at the humble Beetle while subtly extolling its virtues. My favorite:

A moonlit Maine snowscape. No voiceover, no music. Guy opens his garage door, starts up his Beetle, pulls out into heavy drifts. Plows through the drifts, with just the moonlight and the sound of the engine to keep him company. After a while, he pulls up by a big garage. Sound of diesel engine starting, door opens--and a snowplow pulls out.

Finally, the voiceover: "Did you ever wonder how the man who drives the snowplow gets to the snowplow?" clap


Ntra la porta tua lu sangu � sparsu,
E nun me mporta si ce muoru accisu...
E s'iddu muoru e vaju mparadisu
Si nun ce truovo a ttia, mancu ce trasu.
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Originally Posted By: Turnbull
The wittiest US TV commercials ever were put on by Volkswagen in the early Sixties. They poked fun at the humble Beetle while subtly extolling its virtues. My favorite:

A moonlit Maine snowscape. No voiceover, no music. Guy opens his garage door, starts up his Beetle, pulls out into heavy drifts. Plows through the drifts, with just the moonlight and the sound of the engine to keep him company. After a while, he pulls up by a big garage. Sound of diesel engine starting, door opens--and a snowplow pulls out.

Finally, the voiceover: "Did you ever wonder how the man who drives the snowplow gets to the snowplow?" clap




I think VW was one of the first major campaigns that mocked its own product. As I recall there were also some clever magazine ads connected with that campaign.

Speaking of clever ads in the 60's I always liked the Hertz ad where the guy flies into the driver's seat, and I see not they've brought it back.


"Io sono stanco, sono imbigliato, and I wan't everyone here to know, there ain't gonna be no trouble from me..Don Corleone..Cicc' a port!"

"I stood in the courtroom like a fool."

"I am Constanza: Lord of the idiots."

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Originally Posted By: dontomasso
I think VW was one of the first major campaigns that mocked its own product. As I recall there were also some clever magazine ads connected with that campaign.

That "mockery" had an underlying snob appeal. In the era when many Americans were revolted by "conspicuous consumption" exemplified by US cars with huge tail fins and giant V8 engines, owning a VW was a way to make a statement that you were a "nonconformist" and were hip to the superiority of European products.
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Speaking of clever ads in the 60's I always liked the Hertz ad where the guy flies into the driver's seat, and I see not they've brought it back.

Car-crazy kids like me paid a lot of attention to that Hertz ad ("Let Hertz...put you-u-u-u-u...in the driver's seat!"). The car they showed was a '59 Chevy Impala ragtop. The front edge of the hood had a chrome "V" with a pair of crossed racing flags above it--indicating that it had the 348-cubic-inch "big block" V8, Chevy's most powerful engine for that year. That got us excited: imagine, we (more likely our parents) could rent a real high-performance car without having to buy one! Fat chance, though: the standard Hertz Chevy rental was the lower-end BelAir or Biscayne, with the dull, "Stovebolt Six" engine and two-speed Powerglide transmission. tongue


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E nun me mporta si ce muoru accisu...
E s'iddu muoru e vaju mparadisu
Si nun ce truovo a ttia, mancu ce trasu.
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Originally Posted By: Turnbull
Car-crazy kids like me paid a lot of attention to that Hertz ad ("Let Hertz...put you-u-u-u-u...in the driver's seat!"). The car they showed was a '59 Chevy Impala ragtop. The front edge of the hood had a chrome "V" with a pair of crossed racing flags above it--indicating that it had the 348-cubic-inch "big block" V8, Chevy's most powerful engine for that year. That got us excited: imagine, we (more likely our parents) could rent a real high-performance car without having to buy one! Fat chance, though: the standard Hertz Chevy rental was the lower-end BelAir or Biscayne, with the dull, "Stovebolt Six" engine and two-speed Powerglide transmission. tongue


That Hertz campaign led to one almost as good by Avis mocking themselves for bein number two and convincing us that "We Try Harder"

What was Michael Corleone driving in Miami? That had to have been a rental.


"Io sono stanco, sono imbigliato, and I wan't everyone here to know, there ain't gonna be no trouble from me..Don Corleone..Cicc' a port!"

"I stood in the courtroom like a fool."

"I am Constanza: Lord of the idiots."

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Originally Posted By: dontomasso
Originally Posted By: Turnbull
Car-crazy kids like me paid a lot of attention to that Hertz ad ("Let Hertz...put you-u-u-u-u...in the driver's seat!"). The car they showed was a '59 Chevy Impala ragtop. The front edge of the hood had a chrome "V" with a pair of crossed racing flags above it--indicating that it had the 348-cubic-inch "big block" V8, Chevy's most powerful engine for that year. That got us excited: imagine, we (more likely our parents) could rent a real high-performance car without having to buy one! Fat chance, though: the standard Hertz Chevy rental was the lower-end BelAir or Biscayne, with the dull, "Stovebolt Six" engine and two-speed Powerglide transmission. tongue


What was Michael Corleone driving in Miami? That had to have been a rental.


Maybe not, DT. I recall in the novel that the family had business interests in Miami. Wasn't Neri sent to a Family hotel in Miami as a reward towards the end of the book? I think so.

Anyway, if the Family owned a hotel or other small business down there, the car could easily have been registered to one of them.


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Good analysis, PB. smile But I'm betting that the car Michael was driving was an Avis rental. It was a '58 Ford Custom 300, in the exact two-tone red-and-black that was the most popular color combo for that model. Exactly what Mr. Avis would rent you--Avis was with Ford at the time, Hertz with GM.

The car Johnny Ola's driving is a '58 Chrysler New Yorker. I bet it was Roth's car because that model was exactly what a wealthy Jew of that era would drive. Both are typical examples of FFC's obsession with authentic touches.


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[quote=TurnbullThe car Johnny Ola's driving is a '58 Chrysler New Yorker. I bet it was Roth's car because that model was exactly what a wealthy Jew of that era would drive. Both are typical examples of FFC's obsession with authentic touches.

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Except for those inspection stickers!


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This commercial is silly to begin with (and seems like a scam?) but the really funny part is the old lady standing in front of the lake saying "I had no idea my gold jewelry was worth so much money". The way she says it cracks me up every time.



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I love this commercial





He - (Simón Bolívar) - was shaken by the overwhelming revelation that the headlong race between his misfortunes and his dreams was at that moment reaching the finishing line. The rest was darkness. "Damn it," He sighed. "How will I ever get out of this labyrinth!"

So what’s the labyrinth?

That’s the mystery isn’t it? Is the labyrinth living or dying? Which is he trying to escape - the world, or, the end of it?
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BL, that gold one is a good one. I always laugh about the lady who "sent in [her] diamond wedding band from her first marriage" because I figure maybe she's getting married just to send in her jewelry later on. lol

There's this great commercial on now about the govt. bailout, and it has the American flag waving in the background, with this really patriotic and powerful music playing, which my friend and I love to imitate. We laugh at how you always know it's on, because it's twice as loud as anything else that comes on the station.

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