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Getting to Know you 15 #498994
07/10/08 06:49 PM
07/10/08 06:49 PM
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TIS made me do it. smile

Ok, she didn't MAKE me, she just asked. lol

Click to reveal..


What song makes you want to get up and dance?

What is your favorite form of kissing:
peck on the cheek
air kiss
french kiss

What was the longest you've gone between sexual experiences?

What color are your sheets?

Would you mind having stepkids?

What is a good song to play during sex?

What would you say to the last person you've had sex with?

Does money mean everything?

What is your favorite sexual position:
missionary
on top
doggie style

If you came across a wallet, what would you do?

Have you ever gone to the bathroom outdoors?

What makes you mad?

What are you most proud of about yourself?

What have you eaten today?

What song are you embarrassed to admit you like?

Are you conceited?

How many sexual partners have you had?

Squeeze the toothpaste from the middle or roll from the bottom?

Boxers or briefs? (You knew that was coming eventually) smile

Toilet paper over or under?

What's your favorite thing to eat covered in chocolate?

What is the theme of your bathroom?

Have you ever seen a dead body?

Do you know anyone who's had a house fire?

Do you know anyone who's committed suicide?

Have you ever cleaned up someone else's vomit?

If you could read my eyes they'd tell you......

What's the funniest thing you've seen on a bumper sticker?

Last thing you got in the mail.

Are you too forgiving?

How many windows do you have opened now on your computer?

When was the last time you had your hair cut?

Who was the last person who called you.

Where is the person you want the most?


How about a little less questions and a lot more shut the hell up - Brian Griffin

When there's a will...put me in it.
Re: Getting to Know you 15 [Re: Beth E] #498997
07/10/08 07:00 PM
07/10/08 07:00 PM
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What song makes you want to get up and dance? Footloose

What is your favorite form of kissing:
I love my freedom.

What was the longest you've gone between sexual experiences? Presidential administrations haven't lasted that long.

What color are your sheets? blue

Would you mind having stepkids? I think kids should be stepped on

What is a good song to play during sex? If it wasn't for date rape I'd never get laid.

What would you say to the last person you've had sex with? Why

Does money mean everything? only if you have it

What is your favorite sexual position:
roof roof

If you came across a wallet, what would you do? I'd look for the money, then mail it to the owner. (Hey, I'm just being honest). lol

Have you ever gone to the bathroom outdoors? once, and not by choice.

What makes you mad? when dreams don't come true

What are you most proud of about yourself? I haven't committed murder yet

What have you eaten today? cereal, salmon lunch, apple, peach, banana, and eggrolls, noodles and corn on the cob for dinner.

What song are you embarrassed to admit you like? Mambo #5

Are you conceited? no

How many sexual partners have you had? 4. Woo hoo! I'm such a playa

Squeeze the toothpaste from the middle or roll from the bottom? both. I squeeze from the middle, then try to roll the rest of it up.

Boxers or briefs? (You knew that was coming eventually) boxers

Toilet paper over or under? under

What's your favorite thing to eat covered in chocolate? this is a pg13 site

What is the theme of your bathroom? a mess. I never got the tile put back on the walls from when I got the jacuzzi tub put in

Have you ever seen a dead body? not out in the open. Just rolling past me on a gurney

Do you know anyone who's had a house fire? When I was pregnant with my daughter my brother in law's sister's 2 kids, and the woman she was living with's 2 kids were all killed in a house fire caused by candle. They lived on the corner, directly across the alley from a fire station too, but they were out on another call. Her kids were 12 and 9 I think.

Do you know anyone who's committed suicide? My niece's boyfriend, when he was a few weeks shy of his 18th birthday. His name was Adam, and they played Blink 182's "Adam's song" at his funeral. That was a horrific day.

Have you ever cleaned up someone else's vomit? just my daughter when she was little.

If you could read my eyes they'd tell you......I've been on the computer too much today.

What's the funniest thing you've seen on a bumper sticker? My kid can beat up your honor student.

Last thing you got in the mail. Just a lot of junk mail.

Are you too forgiving? yes

How many windows do you have opened now on your computer? just one

When was the last time you had your hair cut? 2 months ago

Who was the last person who called you. not counting work, probably my daughter

Where is the person you want the most? I do not know


How about a little less questions and a lot more shut the hell up - Brian Griffin

When there's a will...put me in it.
Re: Getting to Know you 15 [Re: Beth E] #498999
07/10/08 07:18 PM
07/10/08 07:18 PM
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Posts: 22,902
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SC Offline
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What song makes you want to get up and dance?
I'm not much of a dancer, but whenever I hear "The Twist" I have an urge to get up and dance.

What is your favorite form of kissing:
peck on the cheek
air kiss
french kiss
Given those choices - a french kiss.

What was the longest you've gone between sexual experiences?
A few hundred years.

What color are your sheets?
Light blue.

Would you mind having stepkids?
No. I had three.

What is a good song to play during sex?
Ravel's "Bolero" (slow start building up to a crescendo).

What would you say to the last person you've had sex with?
Why'd you stop calling?

Does money mean everything?
No, but it does count for a lot.

What is your favorite sexual position:
missionary
on top
doggie style
Missionary. I like seeing my lover's face.

If you came across a wallet, what would you do?
Take any cash and try to return it to it's owner.

Have you ever gone to the bathroom outdoors?
Yeah.... peed all over the place.

What makes you mad?
Liars, grossly stupid people, waiting on a long line and heavy traffic come to mind immediately.

What are you most proud of about yourself?
I'm monogamous.


What have you eaten today?
Rice, bananas, applesauce and lots of iced tea.

What song are you embarrassed to admit you like?
"Delilah" (by Tom Jones)

Are you conceited?
Somewhat.

How many sexual partners have you had?
A lot. I was pretty wild as a kid and after my first marriage. Of course, we didn't have AIDS to worry about then.

Squeeze the toothpaste from the middle or roll from the bottom?
Middle.

Boxers or briefs? (You knew that was coming eventually)
Briefs mostly.

Toilet paper over or under?
Over.

What's your favorite thing to eat covered in chocolate?
Doughnut.

What is the theme of your bathroom?
Dirt.

Have you ever seen a dead body?
Yes, a few.


Do you know anyone who's had a house fire?
Yes, I did. I lost two cats 30 years ago and I still have nightmares about that.

Do you know anyone who's committed suicide?
Yes.

Have you ever cleaned up someone else's vomit?
Yes. That's how I met my first wife. (She threw up all over my apartment steps in college).

If you could read my eyes they'd tell you......
...exactly how I feel.


What's the funniest thing you've seen on a bumper sticker?
An ad for septic tank cleaners. It read "We're #1 at cleaning up #2".

Last thing you got in the mail.
A bill.

Are you too forgiving?
I used to be. As I got older I've become less forgiving.

How many windows do you have opened now on your computer?
Two.

When was the last time you had your hair cut?
I cut it myself.... two weeks ago.

Who was the last person who called you.
A wrong number (my number is very similar to a carting company; I'm always getting calls from people asking me to pick up their dumpster).

Where is the person you want the most?
Not here.

Last edited by SC; 07/10/08 07:30 PM. Reason: to add a song title

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Re: Getting to Know you 15 [Re: Beth E] #499000
07/10/08 07:34 PM
07/10/08 07:34 PM
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Staten Island / New Jersey
Just Lou Offline
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What song makes you want to get up and dance?
"PLAY THAT FUNKY MUSIC WHITE BOY"

What is your favorite form of kissing:
peck on the cheek
air kiss
french kiss XX

What was the longest you've gone between sexual experiences?
A FEW MONTHS


What color are your sheets?
DEPENDS

Would you mind having stepkids?
NO

What is a good song to play during sex?
WILLIAM TELL OVERTURE

What would you say to the last person you've had sex with?
WHAT'S FOR DINNER, HONEY?

Does money mean everything?
NO

What is your favorite sexual position:
missionary
on top
doggie style XX

If you came across a wallet, what would you do?
HOPE IT DIDN'T HAVE ID

Have you ever gone to the bathroom outdoors?
YES

What makes you mad?
UNNECESSARY SURVEYS

What are you most proud of about yourself?
I'M STILL ALIVE

What have you eaten today?
RICE KRISPIES AND BAKED ZITI

What song are you embarrassed to admit you like?
ANY SONG BY DEPECH MODE

Are you conceited?
NO

How many sexual partners have you had?
LOST COUNT

Squeeze the toothpaste from the middle or roll from the bottom?
ROLL FROM THE BOTTOM

Boxers or briefs? (You knew that was coming eventually) smile
BOXERBRIEFS (NOT KIDDING)

Toilet paper over or under?
DOESN'T MATTER

What's your favorite thing to eat covered in chocolate?
ICE CREAM

What is the theme of your bathroom?
"OUTDATED"

Have you ever seen a dead body?
YES

Do you know anyone who's had a house fire?
YES

Do you know anyone who's committed suicide?
YES

Have you ever cleaned up someone else's vomit?
NO

If you could read my eyes they'd tell you......
??

What's the funniest thing you've seen on a bumper sticker?
"MY OTHER CAR IS A PIECE OF SHIT TOO"

Last thing you got in the mail.
JUNK MAIL FROM ATLANTIC CITY

Are you too forgiving?
I DON'T THINK SO

How many windows do you have opened now on your computer?
2

When was the last time you had your hair cut?
LAST MONTH

Who was the last person who called you.
MY WIFE

Where is the person you want the most?
??

Re: Getting to Know you 15 [Re: Just Lou] #499001
07/10/08 07:46 PM
07/10/08 07:46 PM
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Posts: 22,902
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SC Offline
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Originally Posted By: Just Lou
What color are your sheets?
DEPENDS


That's gotta be awfully expensive. Why don't you just buy a rubber sheet? tongue


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Re: Getting to Know you 15 [Re: SC] #499002
07/10/08 07:52 PM
07/10/08 07:52 PM
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Staten Island / New Jersey
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lol Actually, the question seems pretty stupid to me. Are we supposed to only have 1 color sheets? wink

Re: Getting to Know you 15 [Re: Just Lou] #499004
07/10/08 08:30 PM
07/10/08 08:30 PM
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Posts: 17,300
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Posts: 17,300
New York
What song makes you want to get up and dance?
"In The Mood"
What is your favorite form of kissing:
peck on the cheek
air kiss
french kissXX

What was the longest you've gone between sexual experiences?
Actual sex? Went through a self-imposed drought for about 2 years.
What color are your sheets?
Right now we have the cream colored sateen sheets

Would you mind having stepkids?
I think it would be difficult, but not a deal-breaker.

What is a good song to play during sex?
"In The Air Tonight" Phil Collins

What would you say to the last person you've had sex with?
Honey, let the dog in

Does money mean everything?
No

What is your favorite sexual position:
missionaryXX
on top
doggie style
What can I say? I have a bad knee.

If you came across a wallet, what would you do?
I'd like to think I would return it, but I would probably do what Beth said - take the cash and dump it in a mailbox

Have you ever gone to the bathroom outdoors?
No

What makes you mad?
Ignorance

What are you most proud of about yourself?
My family

What have you eaten today?
Chocolate cake, a sandwich and for dinner we had some pasta, some cheeses, sopresata and prosciutto.

What song are you embarrassed to admit you like?
Fergilicious, also Sexy Back

Are you conceited?
No

How many sexual partners have you had?
Not even thinking about answering that one.

Squeeze the toothpaste from the middle or roll from the bottom?
Middle

Boxers or briefs? (You knew that was coming eventually) smile
Is this a preference? Then briefs.

Toilet paper over or under?
I just find it a miracle when I find toilet paper in the bathroom that I haven't been the one to replace.

What's your favorite thing to eat covered in chocolate?
Mr. Babe! grin Just kidding!!
I love raspberry jellies. Or halvah

What is the theme of your bathroom?
Functional

Have you ever seen a dead body?
My grandmother and my dad

Do you know anyone who's had a house fire?
Yes

Do you know anyone who's committed suicide?
Thank God I have been spared that.

Have you ever cleaned up someone else's vomit?
Gee, with two kids and a variety of pets, what makes you think that?

If you could read my eyes they'd tell you......That I slept like crap last night.

What's the funniest thing you've seen on a bumper sticker?
My m-i-l drives around in her 1978 Yellow Benz with a bumper sticker that says "I Smoke and I Vote".

Last thing you got in the mail.
A letter from my daughter's school

Are you too forgiving?
I swear I'm not going to be, but then I am.


How many windows do you have opened now on your computer?
One

When was the last time you had your hair cut?
Last month.

Who was the last person who called you.
Coworker

Where is the person you want the most?
Right next to me.


President Emeritus of the Neal Pulcawer Fan Club
Re: Getting to Know you 15 [Re: Sicilian Babe] #499043
07/10/08 11:43 PM
07/10/08 11:43 PM
Joined: Oct 2003
Posts: 19,066
OH, VA, KY
Mignon Offline
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Posts: 19,066
OH, VA, KY
What song makes you want to get up and dance?
Depends on the dance

What is your favorite form of kissing:
peck on the cheek
air kiss
french kissXX

What was the longest you've gone between sexual experiences?
Actual sex?
6 months

What color are your sheets?
Right now we have leopard print

Would you mind having stepkids?
I wouldn't mind

What is a good song to play during sex?
I like big butt's

What would you say to the last person you've had sex with?
Hurry up

Does money mean everything?
No

What is your favorite sexual position:
doggie style

If you came across a wallet, what would you do?
I'd like to think I would return it

Have you ever gone to the bathroom outdoors?
Yes

What makes you mad?
My hubby

What are you most proud of about yourself?
My babies

What have you eaten today?
Food

What song are you embarrassed to admit you like?
DiscoDuck

Are you conceited?
No

How many sexual partners have you had?
Not even thinking about answering that one.

Squeeze the toothpaste from the middle or roll from the bottom?
roll from the bottom

Boxers or briefs? (You knew that was coming eventually) Briefs
Toilet paper over or under?
Under

What's your favorite thing to eat covered in chocolate?
Pretzles

What is the theme of your bathroom?
Country

Have you ever seen a dead body?
Yep

Do you know anyone who's had a house fire?
no

Do you know anyone who's committed suicide?
no

Have you ever cleaned up someone else's vomit?
of course
If you could read my eyes they'd tell you......That I
woke up way to early this morning

What's the funniest thing you've seen on a bumper sticker?
?
Last thing you got in the mail.
junk

Are you too forgiving?
Yes

How many windows do you have opened now on your computer?
One

When was the last time you had your hair cut?
Last month.

Who was the last person who called you.
Sis in law

Where is the person you want the most?
Watching tv


Dylan Matthew Moran born 10/30/12


Re: Getting to Know you 15 [Re: Mignon] #499072
07/11/08 05:30 AM
07/11/08 05:30 AM
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Palm Bay, Florida
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Posts: 1,876
Palm Bay, Florida
What song makes you want to get up and dance?
Boogie Woogie Bugle Boy of Company B - The Andrews Sisters



What is your favorite form of kissing:
french kiss, I guess



What was the longest you've gone between sexual experiences?
uhhh 14 years


What color are your sheets?
at the moment sky blue


Would you mind having stepkids?
no


What is a good song to play during sex?
I haven't put much thought into it


What would you say to the last person you've had sex with?
I have never had sex so I don't know


Does money mean everything?
Not everything wink


What is your favorite sexual position:
I wouldn't know


If you came across a wallet, what would you do?
Same as Beth and SB


Have you ever gone to the bathroom outdoors?
Yes


What makes you mad?
Stupidity


What are you most proud of about yourself?
I weight 285 lbs


What have you eaten today?
Chicken Marsala, 2 cookies, Nutter Butters, Corn Nuts, and more


What song are you embarrassed to admit you like?
Frank Sinatra by Cake


Are you conceited?
Somewhat


How many sexual partners have you had?
0


Squeeze the toothpaste from the middle or roll from the bottom?
From the bottom


Boxers or briefs? (You knew that was coming eventually) smile
Both


Toilet paper over or under?
over


What's your favorite thing to eat covered in chocolate?
Cherry's


What is the theme of your bathroom?
underwater


Have you ever seen a dead body?
On TV


Do you know anyone who's had a house fire?
Yes


Do you know anyone who's committed suicide?
Marslyn almost did


Have you ever cleaned up someone else's vomit?
my brother's when he was two


If you could read my eyes they'd tell you......
what I am feeling


What's the funniest thing you've seen on a bumper sticker?
"Where am I, and Why am I in this Handbasket"


Last thing you got in the mail.
Junk


Are you too forgiving?
Sometimes


How many windows do you have opened now on your computer?
6


When was the last time you had your hair cut?
2 months ago mad


Who was the last person who called you.
my friend Britt


Where is the person you want the most?
at her house





He - (Simón Bolívar) - was shaken by the overwhelming revelation that the headlong race between his misfortunes and his dreams was at that moment reaching the finishing line. The rest was darkness. "Damn it," He sighed. "How will I ever get out of this labyrinth!"

So what’s the labyrinth?

That’s the mystery isn’t it? Is the labyrinth living or dying? Which is he trying to escape - the world, or, the end of it?
Re: Getting to Know you 15 [Re: Mignon] #499080
07/11/08 08:54 AM
07/11/08 08:54 AM
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SC Offline
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Originally Posted By: Mignon
Have you ever gone to the bathroom outdoors?
Yes

What is the theme of your bathroom?
Country


Are these two answers related?


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Re: Getting to Know you 15 [Re: SC] #499083
07/11/08 09:19 AM
07/11/08 09:19 AM
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Palm Bay, Florida
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Palm Bay, Florida
lol





He - (Simón Bolívar) - was shaken by the overwhelming revelation that the headlong race between his misfortunes and his dreams was at that moment reaching the finishing line. The rest was darkness. "Damn it," He sighed. "How will I ever get out of this labyrinth!"

So what’s the labyrinth?

That’s the mystery isn’t it? Is the labyrinth living or dying? Which is he trying to escape - the world, or, the end of it?
Re: Getting to Know you 15 [Re: Santino Brasi] #499091
07/11/08 10:25 AM
07/11/08 10:25 AM
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Gateshead, UK
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Gateshead, UK
What song makes you want to get up and dance?
"Insomnia" by Faithless.

What is your favorite form of kissing:
peck on the cheek
air kiss

french kiss


What was the longest you've gone between sexual experiences?
I haven't counted. A few months?

What color are your sheets?
White, with brown speckles of chocolate.

Would you mind having stepkids?
That's completely dependent on the circumstances in which I'd "have" them.

What is a good song to play during sex?
I prefer sex without music, because I have a rhythm all of my own (they call me "Mr. Syncopated"). If I had to choose: "Didgeridoo" by Aphex Twin.

What would you say to the last person you've had sex with?
It'd be a catch-up conversation. She's Australian.

Does money mean everything?
Money doesn't mean anything.

What is your favorite sexual position:
missionary
on top
doggie style
(Though it depends on the lass.)


If you came across a wallet, what would you do?
After last time, take the money and hand it in anonymously. Fuck being the good samaritan.

Have you ever gone to the bathroom outdoors?
Yes, many times.

What makes you mad?
Ignorance; irrational allegiances; the people who follow the bullies; shit-stirrers; injustice.

What are you most proud of about yourself?
I don't know; nothing beyond an in-the-moment pride. I suppose that I've always been myself, that I've never felt pressurised into stuff like smoking or drugs.

What have you eaten today?
Cereal and some Wine Gums.

What song are you embarrassed to admit you like?
This is great.

Are you conceited?
I've acted conceited in certain situations where I wanted to; but no, not normally.

How many sexual partners have you had?
One.

Squeeze the toothpaste from the middle or roll from the bottom?
Middle.

Boxers or briefs? (You knew that was coming eventually) smile
Boxers.

Toilet paper over or under?
I don't know the difference. I go down the middle, in between my legs, and fetch the paper up, careful not to smother brown all over my balls.

What's your favorite thing to eat covered in chocolate?
Erm, Brazil nuts.

What is the theme of your bathroom?
It doesn't have a theme. It's just a modern bathroom.

Have you ever seen a dead body?
From a distance, I saw a body covered up once, of a guy who had jumped from a bridge and hit the pavement beneath. His legs were like Mr. Tickle's arms. Apparently, people had heard the impact from inside a nearby pub.

Do you know anyone who's had a house fire?
No.

Do you know anyone who's committed suicide?
I know of people, through friends.

Have you ever cleaned up someone else's vomit?
Yes. A friend's, who was sick in my bathroom, and when I went in afterward, it looked like he'd been thrashing about like a dog in a frenzy; even the ceiling had been hit.

If you could read my eyes they'd tell you......
Anything you projected into them.

What's the funniest thing you've seen on a bumper sticker?
Dunno.

Last thing you got in the mail.
My university results, today.

Are you too forgiving?
I'm not too forgiving; I've forgiven people without realising it. It's not really something I think about. Just go with the flow. To forgive is to acknowledge some sort of sin or wrongdoing; but perhaps you were just too quick to condemn in the first place.

How many windows do you have opened now on your computer?
Three, but in this window I have four tabs.

When was the last time you had your hair cut?
Two weeks ago.

Who was the last person who called you?
Some unknown number this morning who hung up once I said, "Hello".

Where is the person you want the most?
Geez, I don't know. California?


...dot com bold typeface rhetoric.
You go clickety click and get your head split.
'The hell you look like on a message board
Discussing whether or not the Brother is hardcore?
Re: Getting to Know you 15 [Re: Capo de La Cosa Nostra] #499161
07/11/08 03:49 PM
07/11/08 03:49 PM
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Posts: 11,797
Pennsylvania
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Pennsylvania
What song makes you want to get up and dance? Goody Two Shoes - Adam Ant

What is your favorite form of kissing:
peck on the cheek
air kiss
french kiss XX

What was the longest you've gone between sexual experiences? Between the first and second such encounter more than a year elapsed.

What color are your sheets? Right now, pink

Would you mind having stepkids? I don't think so.

What is a good song to play during sex? Bennie and the Jets

What would you say to the last person you've had sex with?
"Here's an extra twenty. Don't tell my wife." (it's a joke).

Does money mean everything? Not at all. Money is illusory.

What is your favorite sexual position:
missionaryXX
on top
doggie style

If you came across a wallet, what would you do? I have returned wallets in the past...with the money.

Have you ever gone to the bathroom outdoors? About once a week. The glory of being male is that the world is your urinal.

What makes you mad? When things break.

What are you most proud of about yourself? My kids.

What have you eaten today? Ham and cheese on rye and some pretzels.

What song are you embarrassed to admit you like? The freecreditreport.com jingle (F-R-E-E That spells free, credit report.com, baby)

Are you conceited? No

How many sexual partners have you had? Maybe 15...but only one since I'm married.

Squeeze the toothpaste from the middle or roll from the bottom? Bottom

Boxers or briefs? (You knew that was coming eventually) Boxers

Toilet paper over or under? I don't care, but I usually place it on the roll so that it goes under.

What's your favorite thing to eat covered in chocolate? Pretzels

What is the theme of your bathroom? The downstairs bathroom has a floral boarder with a picture of a floral arrangement, the kids' bathroom had a sea shell/ocean theme, and the bathroom off my room has no theme I can think of.

Have you ever seen a dead body? Yes

Do you know anyone who's had a house fire? Yes

Do you know anyone who's committed suicide?Yes. Two months ago the girlfriend of a friend's son hung herself. She had addiction problems, was an exotic dancer, but a nice person. A schoolmate of my son killed himself when he was 13. A girl from my neighborhood, who had a facial deformity and a crazy mother, jumped from the top of a parking garage when she was in her early 20s. There were a couple of others.

Have you ever cleaned up someone else's vomit? Yes

If you could read my eyes they'd tell you...... I'm stressed.

What's the funniest thing you've seen on a bumper sticker? Dyslexics of the World: UNTIE

Last thing you got in the mail. A gift from my parents: a book on discs.

Are you too forgiving? Probably

How many windows do you have opened now on your computer? 2

When was the last time you had your hair cut? 2 weeks ago

Who was the last person who called you. Another lawyer.

Where is the person you want the most? Home.

Re: Getting to Know you 15 [Re: klydon1] #499181
07/11/08 05:26 PM
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Originally Posted By: klydon1

What song are you embarrassed to admit you like? The freecreditreport.com jingle (F-R-E-E That spells free, credit report.com, baby)



OMG! You too? I absolutely love these commercials. The first one I know by heart.

"They say a man should always dress for the job he wants.
Then why am I dressed up like a pirate in this restaurant?
It's all because some hacker stole my identity.
Now I'm in here every everning serving chowder and iced tea.

Should have gone to freecreditreport.com
Yee haw!
I could have seen this coming at me like an atom bomb.
They monitor your credit, and send you email alerts.
So you don't end up selling fish to tourists in tee shirts". lol

Last edited by Beth E; 07/11/08 05:59 PM.

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Re: Getting to Know you 15 [Re: Beth E] #499193
07/11/08 06:51 PM
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In a van down by the river!
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What song makes you want to get up and dance?
No song does. A song I'm really liking right now is Bright Eyes cover of Devil Town.

What is your favorite form of kissing:
French

What was the longest you've gone between sexual experiences?
6 Weeks or so.

What color are your sheets?
Green

Would you mind having stepkids?
Yeah, because that would mean I wouldn't be married to my current wife.

What is a good song to play during sex?
Who cares about the music?

What would you say to the last person you've had sex with?
"I want you to be my baby's mama!"

Does money mean everything?
No. Money means power, and Power means everything.

What is your favorite sexual position:
It changes.

If you came across a wallet, what would you do?
Look to see if there was any money in it.

Have you ever gone to the bathroom outdoors?
I've lived without running water, whaddaya think?

What makes you mad?
Surveys.

What are you most proud of about yourself?
I don't know. I feel pretty insignificant in the whole scheme of things.

What have you eaten today?
Burrito, Cap'n Crunch with berries, Italian Beef.

What song are you embarrassed to admit you like?
I can't think of any, but the free credit report songs have been mentioned and they are pretty catchy...

Are you conceited?
I'm too wonderful to be conceited.

How many sexual partners have you had?
Enough.

Squeeze the toothpaste from the middle or roll from the bottom?
Just put it on the damn toothbrush, who cares how.

Boxers or briefs?

Boxers. I think it was Kramer who said "My boys gotta have room"

Toilet paper over or under?
Over, under is backwards.

What's your favorite thing to eat covered in chocolate?
The inside of a Reeses Cup.

What is the theme of your bathroom?
Tiny Apartment

Have you ever seen a dead body?
Yes.

Do you know anyone who's had a house fire?
Yes.

Do you know anyone who's committed suicide?
My sister's best friend did when they were in high school. I was pretty young then though.

Have you ever cleaned up someone else's vomit?
Yes.

If you could read my eyes they'd tell you......
Are you asking me to read your eyes or tell you what my eyes would tell you if you read them?

What's the funniest thing you've seen on a bumper sticker?
I haven't.

Last thing you got in the mail.
I don't look at my mail. Probably bills.

Are you too forgiving?
Nope.

How many windows do you have opened now on your computer?
6 windows, a few of those have tabs as well.

When was the last time you had your hair cut?
3-4 weeks ago, needs it again.

Who was the last person who called you.
My Wife

Where is the person you want the most?
In a box, 6 feet under.




Long as I remember The rain been coming down.
Clouds of Mystery pouring Confusion on the ground.
Good men through the ages, Trying to find the sun;
And I wonder, Still I wonder, Who'll stop the rain.


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