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Why?
#477646
03/05/08 07:14 PM
03/05/08 07:14 PM
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Joined: Mar 2007
Posts: 9,228 Sheffield UK
chopper
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Gaetano Lucchese
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Gaetano Lucchese
Joined: Mar 2007
Posts: 9,228
Sheffield UK
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Why, Why, Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are going dead?
Why do banks charge a fee on 'insufficient funds' when they know there is not enough money?
Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?
Why doesn't glue stick to the bottle?
Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection?
Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?
Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him?
Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
Whose idea was it to put an 'S' in the word 'lisp'?
If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes?
Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white?
Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale?
Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?
Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times with their vacuum cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down to give the vacuum one more chance?
Why is it that no plastic bag will open from the end on your first try?
How do those dead bugs get into those enclosed light fixtures?
When we are in the supermarket and someone rams our ankle with a shopping cart then apologizes for doing so, why do we say, 'It's all right?' Well, it isn't all right, so why don't we say, 'That hurt, you stupid idiot?'
Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that's falling off the table you always manage to knock something else over?
In winter why do we try to keep the house as warm as it was in summer when we complained about the heat?
How come you never hear father-in-law jokes
And my FAVORITE...... The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four persons is suffering from some sort of mental illness . Think of your three best friends -- if they're okay, then it's you!!
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Re: Why?
[Re: chopper]
#477672
03/05/08 07:52 PM
03/05/08 07:52 PM
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Joined: Oct 2003
Posts: 19,066 OH, VA, KY
Mignon
Mama Mig
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Mama Mig
Joined: Oct 2003
Posts: 19,066
OH, VA, KY
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Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times with their vacuum cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down to give the vacuum one more chance?
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Dylan Matthew Moran born 10/30/12
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Re: Why?
[Re: olivant]
#477726
03/06/08 02:52 AM
03/06/08 02:52 AM
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Joined: Jul 2001
Posts: 31,286 New Jersey, USA
J Geoff
The Don
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The Don
Joined: Jul 2001
Posts: 31,286
New Jersey, USA
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It may be that males suckled babies at one time. Or two at a time. I've tried, but it doesn't work well.
I studied Italian for 2 semesters. Not once was a "C" pronounced as a "G", and never was a trailing "I" ignored! And I'm from Jersey! lol Whaddaya want me to do? Whack a guy? Off a guy? Whack off a guy? --Peter Griffin My DVDs | Facebook | Godfather Filming Locations
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Re: Why?
[Re: The Italian Stallionette]
#477750
03/06/08 10:21 AM
03/06/08 10:21 AM
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Joined: Apr 2006
Posts: 11,797 Pennsylvania
klydon1
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Joined: Apr 2006
Posts: 11,797
Pennsylvania
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And, I hate it when his happens. I especially hate it in the grocery store when you are in produce and trying to open the thin plastic bag. Sometimes it isn't clear which end to open. Why is it that no plastic bag will open from the end on your first try? [/i] TIS I know what you mean. On a similar note when you're bagging your groceries in the checkout line (if the store doesn't provide a bagger), if the plastic bag isn't already partially opened on the dispenser, forget about opening it yourself.
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