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Bear Grylls
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07/22/07 06:03 PM
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Is there anything this man can't do? I've seen him cut open a deer and sleep in it, squeeze the juice out of elephant poop and drink it, drink his own urine, kill a rabbit with a stick, eat bugs, eat the flesh off of a raw zebra, escape quicksand, jump into a six foot deep pool of mud, build a raft and escape from a pacific island to try to find a rescue ship... The man makes Steve Irwin look like a pussy. Man vs. Wild may be the funniest show on television right now. Watch Bear piss on his shirt and turn it into a hat to keep cool. And here, Bear can be seen jumping into a frozen lake, only to escape, get completely naked, rub snow all over his body, and do push-ups to retain body heat.
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"Somebody told me when the bomb hits, everybody in a two mile radius will be instantly sublimated, but if you lay face down on the ground for some time, avoiding the residual ripples of heat, you might survive, permanently fucked up and twisted like you're always underwater refracted. But if you do go gas, there's nothing you can do if the air that was once you is mingled and mashed with the kicked up molecules of the enemy's former body. Big-kid-tested, motherf--ker approved."
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Re: Bear Grylls
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07/22/07 06:22 PM
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I was waiting for you to start a thread on Bear,LLC.
This man is a fucking freak. He's hilarious,crazy,sick,twisted and an out right looney dude.
Seriously, this aint for those with weak stomachs.
The hero and the coward both feel the same thing, but the hero uses his fear, projects it onto his opponent, while the coward runs. It's the same thing, fear, but it's what you do with it that matters. Cus D'Amato
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Re: Bear Grylls
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Agree, I love this show. A few weeks ago I forget where he was but he came across a spiders web and just picked up the spider and ate it. And when he killed that rabbit by throwing the stick at it, yeah I laughed. When he killed the rabbit, that was hilarious! Wasn't that the same one where he tried to tame a wild horse, and failed miserably?
"Somebody told me when the bomb hits, everybody in a two mile radius will be instantly sublimated, but if you lay face down on the ground for some time, avoiding the residual ripples of heat, you might survive, permanently fucked up and twisted like you're always underwater refracted. But if you do go gas, there's nothing you can do if the air that was once you is mingled and mashed with the kicked up molecules of the enemy's former body. Big-kid-tested, motherf--ker approved."
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Re: Bear Grylls
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07/22/07 10:43 PM
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There are a few full length episodes on youtube.
Colletti, you should check out the video of him squeezing the juices from elephant shit and drinking it that I posted over in Gina's thread on Mike Rowe.
"Somebody told me when the bomb hits, everybody in a two mile radius will be instantly sublimated, but if you lay face down on the ground for some time, avoiding the residual ripples of heat, you might survive, permanently fucked up and twisted like you're always underwater refracted. But if you do go gas, there's nothing you can do if the air that was once you is mingled and mashed with the kicked up molecules of the enemy's former body. Big-kid-tested, motherf--ker approved."
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Re: Bear Grylls
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07/22/07 10:54 PM
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I remember when he ate the snake. The body was still moving and convulsing when he put it in his mouth.
I think what's crazier then the fish, is when he found a dead zebra, and tore right into the flesh, and began eating the meat, raw, right off the bone.
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"Somebody told me when the bomb hits, everybody in a two mile radius will be instantly sublimated, but if you lay face down on the ground for some time, avoiding the residual ripples of heat, you might survive, permanently fucked up and twisted like you're always underwater refracted. But if you do go gas, there's nothing you can do if the air that was once you is mingled and mashed with the kicked up molecules of the enemy's former body. Big-kid-tested, motherf--ker approved."
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Re: Bear Grylls
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07/23/07 03:57 PM
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It's hilarious, even great, but surely you guys mean for all the wrong reasons, right?
Unless this guy doesn't actually take himself seriously, I think he's the biggest pile of phony bullshit ever.
That jump into the icy lake is brilliant. It has me literally creased whenever I watch it. As if! That's basically what I get from the show. I've just been "praising" him in something of a satirical way. The man honestly is crazy. And I still contest he makes 007 look like a pussy.
"Somebody told me when the bomb hits, everybody in a two mile radius will be instantly sublimated, but if you lay face down on the ground for some time, avoiding the residual ripples of heat, you might survive, permanently fucked up and twisted like you're always underwater refracted. But if you do go gas, there's nothing you can do if the air that was once you is mingled and mashed with the kicked up molecules of the enemy's former body. Big-kid-tested, motherf--ker approved."
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Re: Bear Grylls
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07/29/07 03:08 PM
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While doing the TV Listings for August, I noticed that your buddy Bear is gonna be on Jimmy Kimmel on Monday 8/6 (apparently a repeat of the 7/13 show)
I studied Italian for 2 semesters. Not once was a "C" pronounced as a "G", and never was a trailing "I" ignored! And I'm from Jersey! lol Whaddaya want me to do? Whack a guy? Off a guy? Whack off a guy? --Peter Griffin My DVDs | Facebook | Godfather Filming Locations
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Re: Bear Grylls
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07/29/07 03:22 PM
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Here I was thinking I didn't have to look it up cuz I'm lazy... The site says he's on 12:05AM / 11:05C on ABC
I studied Italian for 2 semesters. Not once was a "C" pronounced as a "G", and never was a trailing "I" ignored! And I'm from Jersey! lol Whaddaya want me to do? Whack a guy? Off a guy? Whack off a guy? --Peter Griffin My DVDs | Facebook | Godfather Filming Locations
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Re: Bear Grylls
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Why do I do TV Listings? It's a free public service that I thought people here (at least in the USA) would find handy. If you go there you'll see the kinds of listings I post...
I studied Italian for 2 semesters. Not once was a "C" pronounced as a "G", and never was a trailing "I" ignored! And I'm from Jersey! lol Whaddaya want me to do? Whack a guy? Off a guy? Whack off a guy? --Peter Griffin My DVDs | Facebook | Godfather Filming Locations
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Re: Bear Grylls
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[quote=J Geoff] Here I was thinking I didn't have to look it up cuz I'm lazy... Thanks for looking it up for me Geoffy, cuz I AM lazy.
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Re: Bear Grylls
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07/30/07 10:03 AM
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Its been in the papers over here lately that in between all his antics and escapades he has been spending nights in 5* hotels People think he may be a fraud...... Still a great show to watch though!
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Re: Bear Grylls
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Its been in the papers over here lately that in between all his antics and escapades he has been spending nights in 5* hotels People think he may be a fraud...... Still a great show to watch though! Yeah, I read about that. I'll post the article later. Really, I don't think it matters; he still does everything we see him doing on the show.
"Somebody told me when the bomb hits, everybody in a two mile radius will be instantly sublimated, but if you lay face down on the ground for some time, avoiding the residual ripples of heat, you might survive, permanently fucked up and twisted like you're always underwater refracted. But if you do go gas, there's nothing you can do if the air that was once you is mingled and mashed with the kicked up molecules of the enemy's former body. Big-kid-tested, motherf--ker approved."
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Re: Bear Grylls
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Its been in the papers over here lately that in between all his antics and escapades he has been spending nights in 5* hotels People think he may be a fraud...... Still a great show to watch though! I heard that too. But the elephant dung found in the five star hotels can't compare to the elephant dung found in the jungle.
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Re: Bear Grylls
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You know, I think this whole hotel thing just makes him look even crazier. I recall an episode where he was shown cutting open a dead dear, and then crawling inside of it to sleep in it as to protect himself from an incoming wind storm. But now, all I can think is, "why in the hell didn't he just go to a hotel that night?"
"Somebody told me when the bomb hits, everybody in a two mile radius will be instantly sublimated, but if you lay face down on the ground for some time, avoiding the residual ripples of heat, you might survive, permanently fucked up and twisted like you're always underwater refracted. But if you do go gas, there's nothing you can do if the air that was once you is mingled and mashed with the kicked up molecules of the enemy's former body. Big-kid-tested, motherf--ker approved."
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