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"Sh*t less, save the planet." - Sheryl Crow
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http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/entertainment/6583067.stmCrow calls for limit on loo paperSource: BBC News
Singer Sheryl Crow has said a ban on using too much toilet paper should be introduced to help the environment.
Crow has suggested using "only one square per restroom visit, except, of course, on those pesky occasions where two to three could be required".
The 45-year-old, who made the comments on her website, has just toured the US on a biodiesel-powered bus to raise awareness about climate change.
She teamed up with environmental activist Laurie David for the shows.
The pair targeted 11 university campuses to persuade students to help combat the world's environmental problems.
"I have spent the better part of this tour trying to come up with easy ways for us all to become a part of the solution to global warming," Crow wrote.
"Although my ideas are in the earliest stages of development, they are, in my mind, worth investigating.
"I propose a limitation be put on how many squares of toilet paper can be used in any one sitting."
Laurie David's husband, Seinfeld creator Larry David, also appeared.
Crow has also commented on her website about how she thinks paper napkins "represent the height of wastefulness".
She has designed a clothing line with what she calls a "dining sleeve".
The sleeve is detachable and can be replaced with another "dining sleeve" after the diner has used it to wipe his or her mouth.
The shows involved a short set by the singer, a talk by David and segments of Al Gore's environmental film An Inconvenient Truth.
Considering what a major source of bullsh*t she is, I'm surprised about this. I guess we can add another puppet to the F.A.G., eh Ronnie?
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Re: "Sh*t less, save the planet." - Sheryl Crow
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http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/entertainment/6583067.stm Crow calls for limit on loo paperSource: BBC News
Singer Sheryl Crow has said a ban on using too much toilet paper should be introduced to help the environment.
Crow has suggested using "only one square per restroom visit, except, of course, on those pesky occasions where two to three could be required".
The 45-year-old, who made the comments on her website, has just toured the US on a biodiesel-powered bus to raise awareness about climate change.
She teamed up with environmental activist Laurie David for the shows.
The pair targeted 11 university campuses to persuade students to help combat the world's environmental problems.
"I have spent the better part of this tour trying to come up with easy ways for us all to become a part of the solution to global warming," Crow wrote.
"Although my ideas are in the earliest stages of development, they are, in my mind, worth investigating.
"I propose a limitation be put on how many squares of toilet paper can be used in any one sitting."
Laurie David's husband, Seinfeld creator Larry David, also appeared.
Crow has also commented on her website about how she thinks paper napkins "represent the height of wastefulness".
She has designed a clothing line with what she calls a "dining sleeve".
The sleeve is detachable and can be replaced with another "dining sleeve" after the diner has used it to wipe his or her mouth.
The shows involved a short set by the singer, a talk by David and segments of Al Gore's environmental film An Inconvenient Truth.
Considering what a major source of bullsh*t she is, I'm surprised about this. I guess we can add another puppet to the F.A.G., eh Ronnie? Oh please, what movies has she acted in? Film Actors umm? No. Try Country Recording Artists go Political(CRAP)
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Re: "Sh*t less, save the planet." - Sheryl Crow
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04/24/07 09:15 AM
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Obviously Sheryl Crow has never drank much Guinness. Or had a big bowl of toilet paper friendly scarola and beans!!
"I got news for you. If it wasn't for the toilet, there would be no books." --- George Costanza.
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Re: "Sh*t less, save the planet." - Sheryl Crow
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One sheet? She must poop just one tiny tootsie roll.
How about just using more recycled toilet paper? I think JJ made this up. A good one though. Can toilet paper really be a concern for environmentalist? It's got to be way down the priority list. I wonder if there is a business opportunity here?? Recycled toilet paper. We bring our recyclable cans, glass, plastic, newspapers to the curb for pick up. Why not toilet paper? Nah, shitty idea.
Whoever exalts himself will be humbled, whoever humbles himself will be exalted - Matthew 23:12
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Re: "Sh*t less, save the planet." - Sheryl Crow
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One sheet? She must poop just one tiny tootsie roll.
How about just using more recycled toilet paper? I think JJ made this up. A good one though. Can toilet paper really be a concern for environmentalist? It's got to be way down the priority list. Unfortunately, MC, no, even my incomparable witticism could not concoct something this fundamentally asinine. I heard in on BBC News. I thought it was a prank too, but other sites carried the story as well. It's real...
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Re: "Sh*t less, save the planet." - Sheryl Crow
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04/24/07 01:51 PM
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One sheet? She must poop just one tiny tootsie roll.
How about just using more recycled toilet paper? I think JJ made this up. A good one though. Can toilet paper really be a concern for environmentalist? It's got to be way down the priority list. I wonder if there is a business opportunity here?? Recycled toilet paper. We bring our recyclable cans, glass, plastic, newspapers to the curb for pick up. Why not toilet paper? Nah, shitty idea. I read this on sfgate.com too, so it must be true!  There is recycled toilet paper already (made by Seventh Generation and other places). And it is biodegradable! So you can use more than a square and not worry. It is, however, a little rough on the tush.
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Re: "Sh*t less, save the planet." - Sheryl Crow
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When is the last time Sheryl Crow had anything resembling a hit song?
Also what are CD's and IPods made from? I am not sure, but I don't think it is biodegradable. Does she not want us buying CD's or IPods? She's gonna soak up the motherf*cking sun is on the radio all the time here, plus she has that gay Steve McQueen song for the Dale Earnhardt, Jr. Wrangler Jeans commercials every five minutes during NASCAR races. She is irrelevant, but some people must like listening to (or fucking) her.
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Re: "Sh*t less, save the planet." - Sheryl Crow
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04/24/07 02:34 PM
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When is the last time Sheryl Crow had anything resembling a hit song?
Also what are CD's and IPods made from? I am not sure, but I don't think it is biodegradable. Does she not want us buying CD's or IPods? She's gonna soak up the motherf*cking sun is on the radio all the time here, plus she has that gay Steve McQueen song for the Dale Earnhardt, Jr. Wrangler Jeans commercials every five minutes during NASCAR races. She is irrelevant, but some people must like listening to (or fucking) her. They're called country music fans. Though she, like most of Nashville, has been part of that garbage "Country Pop" sound that just SUCKS.
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Re: "Sh*t less, save the planet." - Sheryl Crow
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04/24/07 04:29 PM
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They're called country music fans.
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