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Re: Simon Cowell Is Gay
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01/15/07 01:04 PM
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Whether or not it's an act or really him, he comes off as very rude and arrogant, and I don't like rude/arrogant people.  TIS i think hes cool,not that i watch the show,he's just a down to earth guy who says what he thinks,just in a cruelier(sp)way
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Re: Simon Cowell Is Gay
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I believe you are refering to Dave Coulier of TV's "Full House". 
"Somebody told me when the bomb hits, everybody in a two mile radius will be instantly sublimated, but if you lay face down on the ground for some time, avoiding the residual ripples of heat, you might survive, permanently fucked up and twisted like you're always underwater refracted. But if you do go gas, there's nothing you can do if the air that was once you is mingled and mashed with the kicked up molecules of the enemy's former body. Big-kid-tested, motherf--ker approved."
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Re: Simon Cowell Is Gay
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Come on man, he's Uncle Joey!
I guess Full House is an American thing, huh?
"Somebody told me when the bomb hits, everybody in a two mile radius will be instantly sublimated, but if you lay face down on the ground for some time, avoiding the residual ripples of heat, you might survive, permanently fucked up and twisted like you're always underwater refracted. But if you do go gas, there's nothing you can do if the air that was once you is mingled and mashed with the kicked up molecules of the enemy's former body. Big-kid-tested, motherf--ker approved."
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Re: Simon Cowell Is Gay
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Well, it's probably for the better. Full House sucks. The acting is horrible, the humor is corny, and they always end every episode with some ridiculous hallmark moment accompanied by synhtensized violins where someone learns a fact on life, and then the cast has a group hug, and John Stamos cracks a joke about his hair, or Elvis, or how he rides a motorcycled and is in this totally bitchin' hair-metal band.
It's just absolutely fucking horrible... it made Bob Saget a househeld name.
"Somebody told me when the bomb hits, everybody in a two mile radius will be instantly sublimated, but if you lay face down on the ground for some time, avoiding the residual ripples of heat, you might survive, permanently fucked up and twisted like you're always underwater refracted. But if you do go gas, there's nothing you can do if the air that was once you is mingled and mashed with the kicked up molecules of the enemy's former body. Big-kid-tested, motherf--ker approved."
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Re: Simon Cowell Is Gay
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01/17/07 03:45 AM
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It's just absolutely fucking horrible... it made Bob Saget a househeld name. Bob Saget is actually a standup comedian to this day and is known for having a very perverse sexual sense of humor(even more than you LLC). Comedy Central did a show where they started a joke and let various comedians finish it. All Saget talked about was butt sex, dutch ovens and the like. In this full house bloopers outtake, on minute 3:55, Joey says to Danny(Saget) 'you should really see how little your dick is in that suit'. http://youtube.com/watch?v=YBSAwLJmigs&mode=related&search=(I think Full House is further proof that a second great enlightment began in the world in the mid 1990s. Its really weird to think that such a cheesy and ridiculous show would be on TV for so many yrs. Even things like American Idol(which is stupid) can never be as stupid as things like Full House and all the other crap shows that used to run when we only had about 30 stations, and many households only had 5 stations.)
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Re: Simon Cowell Is Gay
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I remember the episode with Stamos' music video, which is one of the corniest things ever. The song is called 'Forever' and is a cover of a Beach Boys track. I kinda like it actually. EDIT-Plz note the I 'kinda' like it.
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Re: Simon Cowell Is Gay
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It's just absolutely fucking horrible... it made Bob Saget a househeld name. Bob Saget is actually a standup comedian to this day and is known for having a very perverse sexual sense of humor(even more than you LLC). [/b] Yeah, I know. But still... Saget is a fucking mystery to me. His stand-up is ok, it gets a few chuckles out of me... Full House and America's Funniest Home Videos, not so much. Those shows can rot in hell for all I care. Then again, stand-up comedy needs to remain an underground entertainment. I love stand-up comedy, but when a single comedien gets too much exposure, and everyone is quoting his/her routine nonstop, it gets tedious and loses its luster. Dane Cook is the perfect example. And, unfortunately, I get the feeling that Demeteri Martin, a comic I've praised for a few years now is going to get washed through the same process. He appeared on an episode of Comedy Central's Friday Night Stand-up not to long ago, and just had his own special a few nights ago. Both were hilarious, and it's great to see him getting some exposure, but I'm afraid he's going to blow up too fast, and people will be throwing jokes about mystical creatures and graphic organizational systems left and right.
"Somebody told me when the bomb hits, everybody in a two mile radius will be instantly sublimated, but if you lay face down on the ground for some time, avoiding the residual ripples of heat, you might survive, permanently fucked up and twisted like you're always underwater refracted. But if you do go gas, there's nothing you can do if the air that was once you is mingled and mashed with the kicked up molecules of the enemy's former body. Big-kid-tested, motherf--ker approved."
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Re: Simon Cowell Is Gay
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It's just absolutely fucking horrible... it made Bob Saget a househeld name. Bob Saget is actually a standup comedian to this day and is known for having a very perverse sexual sense of humor(even more than you LLC). [/b] Yeah, I know. But still... Saget is a fucking mystery to me. His stand-up is ok, it gets a few chuckles out of me... Full House and America's Funniest Home Videos, not so much. Those shows can rot in hell for all I care. Then again, stand-up comedy needs to remain an underground entertainment. I love stand-up comedy, but when a single comedien gets too much exposure, and everyone is quoting his/her routine nonstop, it gets tedious and loses its luster. Dane Cook is the perfect example. And, unfortunately, I get the feeling that Demeteri Martin, a comic I've praised for a few years now is going to get washed through the same process. He appeared on an episode of Comedy Central's Friday Night Stand-up not to long ago, and just had his own special a few nights ago. Both were hilarious, and it's great to see him getting some exposure, but I'm afraid he's going to blow up too fast, and people will be throwing jokes about mystical creatures and graphic organizational systems left and right. I saw his special, it was trippy and f'n hilarious.
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Re: Simon Cowell Is Gay
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Yeah, he's the man. A friend of mine went to go see him at a club about two and a half years ago, before anyone really knew who he was. That helped turn me on to him.
"Somebody told me when the bomb hits, everybody in a two mile radius will be instantly sublimated, but if you lay face down on the ground for some time, avoiding the residual ripples of heat, you might survive, permanently fucked up and twisted like you're always underwater refracted. But if you do go gas, there's nothing you can do if the air that was once you is mingled and mashed with the kicked up molecules of the enemy's former body. Big-kid-tested, motherf--ker approved."
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just my dodgy spelling as usual..whos he anyway?.
do you a link or something for this..
