Months ago, I read in the forum a thread about what Godfather's character would you like to have as a partner. Well, when I was in Mexico, the rality shows invaded TV beginning with Big Brother.
And so, I thought: what six Godfather men and six Godfather woman would you like to see 24 hours a day and why . I personally don't think of a group in a moment, but I will know in a near future.
This is my first topic! I hope people will visit it and give his opinions.

Come on! Please I want to know your opinions, just for fun!
Please post!

Giorgio Luigi Gambino.

6 men and 6 women? that's almost the entire cast, if it was for the Corleone's only...

it could be very simple: the five heads+Moe Greene...

or Vito with his four sons+godson

Michael with everyone he had killed...

but I'll tray it anyway:

anyway... Sonny and Carlo, Michael and Fredo, Kay and Apollonia, Vito and Barzini, Sonny's twins from the GF2 deleted scenes (they were hot)

and the last two females... uhhmmm young Carmella and mama Andolini

Definately Michael with his two bodyguards (Neri and the one who gets killed in Cuba) along with Barzini, Moe Greene, and Hyman Roth. He would need the bodyguards to protect him from Barzini, Greene, and Roth... Three against one just wouldn't be fair.

As for women, I would pick Apollonia, Mama Corleone, Mama Andolini, Lucy Mancini, Deanna Dunn, and the actress in play Vito went to in Part II.

Here, imagine them all living in the same house...
* * *
Breakfast Time in the Godfather/Big Brother house:

MICHAEL. When will this stupid reality show be over so I can go back to ruling the criminal underworld? I can't handle all this stress. (He pulls a bottle of pills out of his pocket and swallows a handful of them with some coffee.)

HYMAN. (He's sitting at the table with Moe and Barzini. They all lean in, Hyman pulls a piece of paper out of his pocket and shows it to them.) Since they won't let us have actual weapons, we will have to improvise. (On the paper is a diagram of an obscenely complicated booby-trap.) You guys help me set this up and we'll all get our revenge at the same time!

GREENE. After we kill him we'll take his money and I'll use my share to built a statue of me in Vegas!

DEANNA & LUCY. How much longer do we have to stay in this stupid house together?

DEANNA. I hope I'm voted out next.

LUCY. No, I gotta get voted out next! Dr. Jules is waiting for me in Florida!

DEANNA. What! You know Jules? He's cheating on me with YOU! (They start fighting.)

MAMA ANDOLINI. (Noticing Hyman's booby-trap diagram) Don't kill poor Michael. He's young and stupid.

MICHAEL. Hey!

MAMA CORLEONE. (Serving breakfast) I hope you all like my cooking.

MAMA ANDOLINI. Your cooking is terrible! Why did my Vito marry you? I always said, "Vito, marry a woman who can cook."

MAMA CORLEONE. No one insults my cooking!

BARZINI. (Looks over at Apollonia and gets hit by 'the thunderbolt') Now that is one HOT mama! After we kill Don Corleone, I want her!

MICHAEL. You can't kill me if I kill you first! (He pulls the gun he used to shoot McClusky and Sollozzo in Part I out of his pocket.)

ACTRESS. (Sits there looking frightened)

GREENE. How come HE gets a gun?

MAMA CORLEONE. Michael! Put that thing down! No guns at the table!
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See... wouldn't that be fun?

Sorry that was a long post. (Pherdy, you inspired me with your post on Ideas for Part IV!)

By the way, good first topic Giorgio!

No Mary Corleone from Godfather III?

MARY! MARY! MARY! Oh, and Appolonia. That's all I got.

Please... I'm trying to forget Godfather III...

Why did he have to die? WHY?

(Sorry, Michael Corleone obsession. You know how it is...)

Don Mikey:

I laughed so hard that my brain and heart hurts . Oh God! I would like to see more opinions!

By the way Tony, you don't want to see Old Peter Clemenza 24 hours a day?

Thanks for your posts!

LOL good one Don Mikey!

Next Morning:

BARZINI: *opens bathroom door on a naked Moe Green* Ah! *sheilds eyes* What are you doing? *suddenly falls down the stairs*

MOE GREEN: I'm shaving the patch of hair that grows on my back!

SONNY CORLEONE: *materializes* Do me next! *rips shirt off*

LADY VIEWERS AT HOME: WHOOO HOOO!!!!

MAMA CORLEONE: Santino... don't interfere.

MAMA ANDOLINI: Don't shave his back, he's young and stoopid.

DEANNA: What day is it?

APOLLONIA: Wednesday, Tuesday, Thursday, Sunday, just another manic Monday.

~*~*~
I never saw Big Brother. Was it like the Real World?

Pasta Punk,Texas is my favorite State in the country! You are another reason for my liking!
I will explain BB to you: six guys and six gals are chosen from thousands of people. They had to live in the house for 100 days(in Mexico, I did not see the American one, were 106 days) Each week, the guys had to nominate two or three of their partners. Then, the next week, the people had to choose one of them to go out.
There were four winners. The last one out of the house won like a million dollars. The only things they could bring to the house were clothes, water and one book.

I was thinking: who would you thing would be take out first? Who would win? Who would fight? What book they'll bring! .I hope this will be useful to you, Pasta girl

Giorgio Luigi Gambino.

OH MY GOD! Oh, God! forgive me! I forgot Clemenza!

...AND CLEMENZA!!!

OOOps!
Sorry to remind you. is like a slap in the face,uh, Tony?!

10.Connie
11.Theresa Hagen
12.Sandra Corleone.

Michael and Vito could manage to win, Hagen will make and strategy to win. Tessio is cool along with Clemenza. I like Kay and Connie. Carla is pretty and Mama Corleone is a good woman.

I would also like to see: Al, Pentnageli, Rocco, the Heads, Carlo(He will be kicked out by Sonny!), Lucy and Apollonia.

The first to got out will be Roth, cause people won't like him! The first four places will be: Michael, Vito, Hagen and Sandra. Sandra and Hagen had an affair in the house and all hell broke loose!

Giorgio Luigi Gambino

Thanks for all the positive feedback everybody!
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*Later that night...*

MICHAEL. (He opens the door to his bedroom. A giant axe falls from the cieling and nearly slices him in half.) A giant axe. How original. (He takes another handful of pills.)

NERI. You know, boss, those things really can't be all that good for you.

OTHER BODYGUARD. Yeah, there was an article in the newspaper the other day that says those things can cause diabetes and paranoia.

MICHAEL. Shut up! I need them! I have MAJOR STESS!

HYMAN. (Pokes his head out of his own bedroom.) Dammit, it didn't work. Back to the old drawing board guys.

GREENE. I've had enough plotting for one night. Besides, we're out of cannolis.

HYMAN. Dammit Barzini! Did you eat all the cannolis again?

BARZINI. There's one left. You can have it, Mr. Roth.

HYMAN. (Roth takes the cannoli and breaks it in half, reminiscent of when he asked for a smaller piece of cake.) We will have our revenge, Corleone! (He goes back in his bedroom and shuts the door.)

MICHAEL. (Goes back downstairs with his bodyguards and finds Lucy, Deanna, and Apollonia watching TV) What are you watching?

LUCY. It's my favorite show, The Sopranos.

MICHAEL. God, I hate real life dramas.

MAMA ANDOLINI. (From the kitchen) Don't insult Lucy's choice of TV shows, she's young and stupid.

DEANNA. (She has a black eye and is missing a few teeth from her fight with Lucy. She turns to Michael.) So, evil, sinister, and emotionless, what are you doing tonight?

MICHAEL. Please Deanna... you were married to... Fredo.

(Suddenly there is a giant poof of smoke and the Ghost of Fredo appears! Apollonia takes on look at Fredo and gets hit by the thunderbolt.)

APOLLONIA. Oh... Fredo... Now that is a MAN!

MAMA CORLEONE. (Comes out of the kitchen and sees the ghost) Oh, Fredo, my darling Fredo! Where have you been?

FREDO. (Points at Michael) He killed me!

MAMA CORLEONE. (Wacks Michael in the head with a frying pan.) Michael, what did I tell you about having your brother killed?!

There's a bad typo in my previous post. I meant STRESS. I always skip letters when I'm typing in all caps. My bad.

By the way, if any of you like my peculiar brand of Godfather humor, I'm writing a full length piece about Michael and Kay's parents. I'll provide a link to it when I have more of it done if anybody's interested.

Is very funny ! I will see foward to see your Michael and Kay's parents script!

By the way, in the Big Brother house you can't see T.V. But you can do whatever you want.
Damn funny

Giorgio luig Gambino

I've never actually watched Big Brother.

Oh well...

Geez... I forgot Carlo! D'oh! He should be there with Roth, Barzini, and Greene!

The thunderbolt with Fredo! What drama!!!

100 days with no TV??? Yikes!

Here' my list:
1. Young Vito
2. Sonny
3. Tom
4. Clemenza
5. Michael
6. Enzo... da baker!
7. Young Mama Corleone
8. Mrs. Colombo
9. Apolonia
10. Mary Corleone
11. Sandra Corleone
12. Lucy Mancini

(Notice I picked only hot guys. ) I figure Mama and Mrs. Colombo can gossip like they did in the old days while Apolonia, Mary, Sandra, and Lucy talk about how big Sonny's weener is.

THE DRAMA CONTINUES!
(For those who haven't figured it out yet, there isn't much going on at the old university tonight...)

MICHAEL. Mom!

MAMA CORLEONE. (Tries to hug Fredo, but he's a ghost so it doesn't work so well) Fredo!

FREDO. Mama!

MICHAEL. Oh please...

APOLLONIA. (Stands and shoves Mama Corleone out of the way) Get away from him! He's mine! All mine! I must have him!

LUCY & DEANNA. (Giggle hysterically)

MICHAEL. NO APOLLONIA!

APOLLONIA. Be quiet you! Why didn't you tell me you had such a sexy brother? Oh Fredo... Make love to me!

FREDO. Uh... as much as I would love to... I don't have an actual body... so...

HYMAN. (Coming downstairs with Barzini and Greene) You could just take someone else's body.

FREDO. Hmm... I never thought about that. Who should I possess?

GREENE. Michael!

MICHAEL. No!

FREDO. (Walks over to Michael) Hmm... it's not working.

NERI. Of course not! How can your soul replace his if he doesn't have one to begin with?

HYMAN. Curses! Foiled again!

MICHAEL. Ha!

FREDO. Maybe I should possess Barzini. No one would miss him anyway. (Fredo's ghost disapears and Barzini's body morphs into Fredo's) Okay Apollonia, let's do it! (They run upstairs!)

MICHAEL. (Collapses on the sofa)

NERI. Boss!

MICHAEL. Someone shoot me now!

HYMAN. Damn! I don't have a gun!

DEANNA. Oh... it's not so bad.

MICHAEL. (Pulls out the bottle of pills again, but, sadly, it's empty) Damnation! (He throws the bottle at the TV, breaking the TV)

LUCY. My show!

MICHAEL. Apollonia... why?

MAMA ANDOLINI. Don't be so hard on Apollonia. She's young and stupid.

great one Don Mikey...

In comes Dr.Jules Segal!

SEGAL: Where's Lucy?

LUCY (crying at the broken tv): TONY.....

MICHAEL: She's hysterical.

FREDO comes downstairs with a big smile:

MICHAEL: What have I ever done to make you treat me so disrespectfully

FREDO: First of all, you should have let me marry Kay when you were away. I wanted a family of my own.

SEGAL: Lucy, my darling. (looking at Deanna): Whow mama, who are you (Apollonia enters the room): JESUS what am I in heaven?

FREDO: No, it's way better up there.

SENZA MAMA ACTRESS: Mr Segal, I heared you're a doctor who can make miracles?

SEGAL: yeah that's right...I've impregnated my girl Lucy with a rotten kid who looks like his father...

IN COMES VINCENT MANCINI, dressed as a cop, riding a horse, shooting at the tits of Segal.

He dies but gets himself fixed with another miracle.

SENZA MAMA ACTRESS: wow, I'm convinced doc. I was wondering if you could get me a child too. and some cooking skills.

MAMA CORLEONE: hey, I'll do all the cooking here.

CLEMENZA; what about my spaghetti?

ROTH: what about my oranges?

GENCO: what about my olive oil?

CONNIE: what about my cannolies?

DON ATLOBELLO: yeah what about Connie's cannolies?

MRS.CLEMENZA: yeah Peter, what about my cannolies? you said you'd take 'em.

FREDO leaves Barzini's old body.

IN COMES TATTAGLIA, naked, sitting on Barzini's body.

MICHAEL: Tattaglia's a pimp

MAMA CORLEONE: Michael, what I'd tell you about calling people names?

FREDO (to Michael): you big mouth you

MAMA CORLEONE: shut up, gipsyhead

MAMA ANDOLINI: stop it, he is stupid

MAMA CORLEONE: shut the hell up, drag queen

(mama Corleone's taking out a tommy-gun)

GREENE, who was building a small time casino in the garden of the Big Brother house, hears the noises inside the house, goes in, but can't see anything: Where are my glasses?

ROTH, BARZINI & tATTATAGLIA (all at once): why does she have a tommy-gun?

MAMA CORLEONE KILLS EVERYONE!

OUTSIDE THE HOUSE, Grace Hamilton reports for CNN (Coppola News Network): "Today, the Big Brother project has a tragic ending with the deaths of all contestors, except for two: miss Corleone and the ghost of her son, who couldn't be killed because he was a ghost. yet, the viewer ratings were among the highest in tv history"

I think I'll stop now, I have no idea where this is going.

Off course, Don Mikey, they are all reincarnated the next moring.....

Don Giorgio, do you watch Big Brother? as in watch it every night and love it?

in Holland, Big Brother 4 is on right now...each year the contestor are getting more nuts. also the format changed here after the second one.

from the one, the participants were divided into two groupes, who'd had to "battle" against each other to 'win' a stay in the luxurious home instead of sleeping in a barn (like the "Survivor" series)...

the first year, a lot of people watched it... now it's an below-average show

Pherdy:

In Mexico the first Big Brother came six months ago and had one of the greatest T.V. ratings in the Mexican T.V. history. I wouldn't say I love it. I like and it was g¿fun sometimes(all the people yelling at each other )
Later there was a BB VIP, you know, the one with famous people of T.V. and music(believe it or not, it was in VIP where all Hell broke loose!) but it was for twenty days only.

Now in Mexico, they have two reality shows about people trying to be singers and have their own CD's

Giorgio Luigi Gambino.

Someday, the maddness will end...

Oh... and thanks for the casino idea, Pherdy.

MICHAEL. (The next morning, Michael is in his closet, trying to decide what to wear) Hmm... So many suits... and all of them so expensive...

NERI. Feeling better this morning, boss?

MICHAEL. Don't ask me about my feelings, Neri.

NERI. Sorry boss. Anyhow, it's good to see that you're over the whole Apollonia/Fredo thing.

MICHAEL. I wouldn't necessarily say that I'm 'over it', but I do feel a little better.

(Downstairs, Mama Corleone walks into the kitchen to start fixing breakfast. She finds Fredo/Barzini seated at the table, shot a couple of times in the head.)

MAMA C. Michael... what am I going to do with that boy?

(Back upstairs)

MICHAEL. (Pulls a box of cufflinks out of the closet) Hey, where did all my M cufflinks go? I have plenty of C's but no matching M's!

NERI. Mr. Greene said something about melting them all down to make coins for the slot machines.

MICHAEL. What slot machines?

OTHER BODYGUARD. Greene's building a casino in the courtyard.

MICHAEL. Why didn't either of you tell me about this?

NERI. Well... you didn't ask, boss.

MICHAEL. I'm going to have a few words with Moe. No one is allowed to operate a casino in this house without paying me at least 10%!

NERI. Ten percent? For what?

MICHAEL. Protection!

OTHER BODYGUARD. Protection from what?

MICHAEL. From ME!

BOTH BODYGUARDS. Oh...

MAMA ANDOLINI. (Walks by) Don't hurt poor Moe, he's young and stupid.

This topic was the reason I joined this forum it makes me laugh!

The Corleone family et al in the Big Brother House.

I can imagine the diary room scene now.

Big B: Michael can you tell me what you feel?

Michael: Well I am all outta pills so I am feeling a little twitchy, I feel as though I'd like to kill someone.

Big B: Oh is that all?

Michael: No there is more, I miss my life outside of here, I can't run my business in here. My empire could be crumbling by the time I get out of here so please vote me out.

Big B: Now you know we can't do that, you will have to play the game and wait until the viewers decide.

Michael: (Screams like he did in GF III after Mary died)

Big B: Are you finsihed now?

Michael: Yes, I will go eat some pasta now.

This topic was the reason I joined this forum it makes me laugh!

The Corleone family et al in the Big Brother House.

I can imagine the diary room scene now.

Big B: Michael can you tell me what you feel?

Michael: Well I am all outta pills so I am feeling a little twitchy, I feel as though I'd like to kill someone.

Big B: Oh is that all?

Michael: No there is more, I miss my life outside of here, I can't run my business in here. My empire could be crumbling by the time I get out of here so please vote me out.

Big B: Now you know we can't do that, you will have to play the game and wait until the viewers decide.

Michael: (Screams like he did in GF III after Mary died)

Big B: Are you finsihed now?

Michael: Yes, I will go eat some pasta now.

(I love this topic too! But you probably figured that out already...)

Hyman's Diary Room Thing:

BIG B. Hyman, how do you feel right now?

HYMAN. Frustrated! I keep trying to kill him and he just won't DIE! All I want is a little revenge, then I can return to Israel and live as a Jew in the twilight of my life. Could I maybe get some guns or something? Mama Corleone has a one, Michael's got one, how come I don't get a gun?

BIG B. Because no one likes you.

HYMAN. But I'm bigger than U.S. Steel!

BIG B. No, that's Michael. He's popular. He's the main character.

HYMAN. That gives me an idea! If I can't kill him, maybe I can ruin his popularity and dispell that aura of Mafia coolness that seems to follow him! Maybe I could make him old... and remorseful! Oh... sweet revenge!

BIG B. Uh oh... Why am I getting an eerie sense that you're writing a script for a third Godfather movie?

!!!

VINCENT: *rides back in on his horse* Zaza!

EVERYONE: *looks around* There's no Zaza here.

DEANNA: *looks up at Vincent's horse and is struck by the thunderbolt*

HORSE: Neigh.

WOLTZ: *walks in and pats the horse on the butt* Khartom. Khartom.

VINCENT: Hey! Quit moletsing my horse, you cheesey old fart! *the horse kicks Woltz out the window*

MICHAEL: Hey... I'm the star here. *shakes finger at Vincent* You gonna come along with me in these things I have to do, or what?? Because if not you can take your wife, your family, and your horse, and move 'em all to Las Vegas!

VINCENT: Why you gotta hurt me like that, Uncle Mike?

MICHAEL: Are you with me?

HORSE: Neigh.

VINCENT: Yeah.

*they embrace and Vincent bites Michael's ear off*

*This morning, the members of the Godfather/Big Bro house find out who is first to get kicked out... Everyone is gathered in the living room.*

MICHAEL. (He looks stressed and is twitching from a lack of pills and cigarettes) Please, please let it be me! I want out of here... My entire empire is suffering. It needs my divine leadership...

NERI. You okay, boss? You're not looking so hot.

MICHAEL. I NEED MORE PILLS!!!

DEANNA. (Giggles) Neri thinks Michael's hot...

MAMA C. Michael, what did I tell you about drugs?

GREENE. They better not kick me out! My casino is raking in the cash! Apollonia has become addicted to gambling.

APOLLONIA. I gamble everyday. Monday, Tuesday, Thursday, Wednesday...

HYMAN. (Talking into a small cell phone that he snuck into the house) Yes, may I speak with Mr. Copolla? Tell him it's Hyman Roth.

BIG B. Well... the first person to leave our house will be... Michael.

MICHAEL. (In a rare display of true emotion) YES! YES! I'M OUT! I'M OUT!

BIG B. Oops. I read this thing wrong. I meant Michelle, yes, Michelle.

GREENE. Who the hell is Michelle?

(The actress from Senza Mamma stands and leaves.)

MAMA A. Poor Michelle, she was young and stupid.

MICHAEL. (He stands there in shock for a few seconds, then he screams like in GF III)

HYMAN. (Pulls a thick booklet marked 'screenplay' out of a nearby drawer) I think I can use that!

NERI. Boss?

MICHAEL. I don't feel so good, Neri... (He faints)

NERI. Boss!

HYMAN & GREENE. YAY!

MAMA C. Michael!

OTHER BODYGUARD. I think he's dead.

MAMA C. Don't be ridiculous! You can never lose your family.

LUCY. Shouldn't someone do something?

DEANNA. I know how to do mouth-to-mouth...

LUCY. Deanna!

MICHAEL. (Weakly) Just when I thought I was out they pull me back in...

Don Mikey, Don G Gambino, PastaPunk, Pherdy, A.Lombardo and da resta you newcomers. I'm a new guy myself but it's nice to see you creative and hilarious people on the board.

Those skits made me laff so hard I was crying...the shaved back...the "Monday tuesday etc." Keep it up.

Ya know guys, You know, you're going to turn out all right and we're gonna catch the hell.

That's alright -- this thing's gotta happen every five years or so -- ten years -- helps to get rid of the bad blood.

The oldtimers get bored, jaded, lazy.. been ten years since the last one. You know you got to stop the monotonous posts at the beginning , like they should have stopped Hussein, in Iraq.

They should never've let him get away with that. They were just asking for big trouble. You know, we are all proud of you -- being funny and all.

Turnbull, too.


I wanna be clever and funny like you guys! I don't want to be boring... Did you ever once think about that? Send BK off to do this -- send BK off to do that! I been here since June and I been stepped over.

I can handle things I'm smart -- not like everyone says -- not dumb, smart and I want respect!

Thanks!

I'm creative and hilarious. I figured I was just annoying people...

You quoted Fredo... ewww...