A: Jerry to Kramer

Q: "And if it's peanut butter, I'm gonna shove it in your face!"

A: I actually had a difficult time thinking of the answer. It was the Bubble Boy to his mother. BTW, my previous one was Kramer to Jerry.

Q: "Jackie's cashin' in on your wretched disfigurement."

A: Jackie to Kramer

Q: "Mmmm mutton, hope you didn't cut the fat off."



BTW- I just realized I posted the other one backwards, thanks.

A: Jerry to Elaine's cousin, who he was dating

Q: "Will somebody answer the damn phone!"

A: Uncle Leo to Jerry

Q: "How come dip's not a meal? I don't understand things like that."

A: David Puddy to Elaine (one of my favorite Puddy lines

Q: I don't know what we're going to do with all that potato salad!

A: George to Daphne

Q: "Tell George the next time I see I'm gonna make him my personal hand puppet."

A: Coffee Shop Manager to Jerry.

Q: "Well, she's talkin' a blue streak now, Jack!"

A: Gary, the guy who faked cancer, to Jerry

Q: "There better not be one scrap of dark meet, or it's your ass."

A: Kramer regarding Bette Midler's sandwich.

Q: "I'm out there and I'm lovin every minute of it!"

A: Kramer to Jerry about not wearing any underwear

Q: "For I am in love with Svetlana and I don't care who knows it. Except for Silvio, who would throw me out on the street where I'd be dancing for nickels..."

A: Newman to Jerry.

Q: "What the hell did you trade Jay Buhner for?"

A: Frank to George Steinbrenner, immediately after being told that George Constanza was dead.

Q: "Big Stein can't be floppin' and twitchin'."

A: George Steinbrenner to George about Lou Gehrig's disease.

Q: "You fed the horse beefarino?!"

A: George to Kramer

Q: "Well if that air is coming out of this mouth, then it's my idea."

A: Elaine to Lipman.

Q: "They got Giuliani and he doesn't even know it."

A: Jerry to Elaine & Kramer

Q: "Do you really think you can manipulate that beautful young woman like the half-soused nightclub rabble that your inane observations?"

A: Newman to Jerry.

Q: "You know why? Because people like to say 'salsa'"

A: Jerry to George

Q: "Well, there really is no junk-mail. Everybody wants to get a check or a birthday card, but it takes just as much man-power to deliver it as their precious little greeting cards."

A: Newman to Pam through Kramer.

Q: "Why don't you just tell me the movie you want to see?"

A: Kramer acting as "Movie Phone" to George

Q: "If you boys can't control yourselves, I'm afraid I'm going to have to ask you to leave."

A: Monks owner to Jerry & George

Q: "Well, if she was a criminal and you had to describe her to a police
sketch artist..."

A: George to Jerry

Q: "And you know, once those gorillas accept you, you got it made in the shade."

A: Kramer to Jerry about that monkey at the zoo where George's girlfriend worked.

Q: "I know. I heard you the first time."

A: George's girlfriend to George.

Q: "Who goes anywhere with Newman?"

A: Jerry to Elaine

Q: "That's why I could never be president. That always irked me - they don't want me, I don't want them."

A: Frank to Elaine

Q: So Mom and Pop's plan was to move into the neighborhood ... establish trust ... for 48 years. And then, run off with Jerry's sneakers.

A: Elaine to Jerry & the K-man

Q: "Oh how I've longed for this day. To push you out of your cushy lair and expose you for the monster you are."

A: Newman to Jerry.

Q: "I can't believe we went all the way to India for a wedding."

A: Jerry to George

Q: "Well you can stuff your 'sorries' in a sack, mister!"