The Off-Shore sports book I use has posted the following "proposition" bets for the Super Bowl. (A proposition bet is a wager on whether something will or will not happen, i.e., there will be a 100 yard rusher, the Pats will score first, etc.)

The numbers after each proposition are how much you would win per $100 wagered if the event takes place.


Michael Jackson will join his sister on stage on the half time show +500

Realians will display their cloned babies at half time +15000

Aliens will be spoted at the food court buying nachos +15000

The retractable roof will get stuck +2000

There will be a hail storm that will cause a leak in the dome roof +2000

Bill Clinton and Monica Lewinsky will rent a suite together +15000

Saddam Hussein will be displayed at half time +15000

There will be a blackout during the game +2000

A player will kick a 60+ yard FG +4000

There will be a 98+ yard TD +2000

Beyonce Knowles will strip at ht +15000

Jennifer Lopez and Matt Damon will be spotted sitting together +2000

Ben Affleck and Britney Spears will be spotted sitting together +2000

Janet Jackson and Beyonce Knowles will french at the ht show +5000

Janet Jackson will fall in the middle of her ht performance +2000

One of the cheerleaders will flash the public +5000

Kid Rock will be so drunk he will fall onstage during his presentation +5000

P Diddy and Kid Rock will have a punch fight on stage +5000

Bin Laden will perform a rap act during the ht break +15000

Joe Namath will jump into the field naked during ht +15000

A playboy model will run naked on the field +5000

Ashton Kutcher will attempt to "Punk" Tom Brady at ht +15000

The game will be cancelled due to rain +15000

Howard Dean will attempt to deliver a political speech at ht +15000

A streaker will run through the field during the game +1500

It will be snowing in Houston on the day of the SB +10000

And, yes. They will actually accept wagers on these things happening. :rolleyes:

Those seem realistic. What's the problem?

Also, Michael Jackson will have five 13 year olds on stage with him.

O.J. will stop by to confess he's guilty.

Ben and Jen will get married.

Britney and Kid Rock will get married.

Ya' know, I'm thinkin'....

Bet $1000 on the streaker. Go to the game, and you be the streaker. Collect $15,000.

Hmmmmm....

Haha.
Thats some funny shit.

Ya' know, I'm thinkin'....

Bet $1000 on the streaker. Go to the game, and you be the streaker. Collect $15,000.

Hmmmmm.... [/b][/quote]Sure, plaw... The jail fine is $500 tops!

Although I won't be at the game, I usually streak during halftime :rolleyes:

Can you make any money off of that ??

Hey DS - where have you been hiding ?? What do you think about Da Bears new head coach?

His name is Lovie. Ugggh. That's all I got to say about that. They couldn't wait a few weeks and get one of the Patriots assistants??? :rolleyes:

Da Bears are looking up though. We got rid of Shoop. Addition by subtraction there!

DS has been "hiding" in the Fantasy Basketball thread , which is where you should be, too.

Go here to join the game
http://games.espn.go.com/vgm/frontpage

I know his name, he is the Rams defensive coordinator, but I was afraid to ask ....

What do you think about your new coach, Lovie ?

People would think I was calling you Lovie - can't have none of that.

Not that there's anything wrong with that ...

Where has DB been hiding? More like where you been hiding Bad Daddy? Now that the football site is done will you be gracing us with your presence here more? I hope the Iggles loss didn't cause you too much anxiety.

Regarding gracing y'all with my presense here more - Hmm probably not :p Actually just a lot of things going on now.

Regarding the Iggles

How do they NOT beat the Carolina Panthers in their stadium in the championship game. Uggggh that so pisses me off

Oh and this weather is another thing that is pissing me off also

Don't mention the weather. But if you must, there's a thread started already on that subject. :p

Hahaha. Someone can make some serious dough on that. I mean... Why wouldn't it happen?

I wonder if any of the hot-doggers will pull any stunts like T. Owens Sharpie or that other jerk with the cellphone. Any bets on a publicity stunt?

The link doesn't work

pL, did anyone place any money on one exposed breast?

Well, if you go back and read the first post, there were a couple that were close...

"Beyonce Knowles will strip at ht +15000"

"Janet Jackson will fall in the middle of her ht performance +2000" (Her top fell) :rolleyes: