That wasn't nice

No one said that when you joined :rolleyes:

You've done it now Val. You went and made your pops mad. He's gonna give you a good tongue lashing now.

Tuesday

PL 9605 117.1 112 (-05.1) 9717 107.1
DB 9489 120.7 099 (-21.7) 9588 104.9
CC 9161 106.3 100 (-06.3) 9261 100.6
JG 9142 110.5 102 (-08.5) 9244 106.6
SP 8887 119.9 107 (-12.9) 8994 110.3
PP 4172 114.1 130 (+15.9) 4302 105.9
LE 3243 111.0 087 (-24.0) 3330 106.2

Note: PL, CC, SP, and PP had 15 points added to their Sunday score for having POTW (Garnett).
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17 days to go.

Who are you? The new FS?

Nope. Just the old Beth. Is that good enough?

(Hitting myself on the head) Never talk trash! Never talk trash! (Hitting myself on the head)

:rolleyes:

This game is bringing out violence in people.

You call that trash?

I knew Andre Miller would outscore Cassell last night. How did I know? Can't tell you. That would be divulging strategy.

That's trash talking

What's trash talking??

Who's on first. What's on second.

What's trash talking? Who's What's?

I don't trash talk anymore. It's that damm reverse bethie curse. :rolleyes:

Now you're all doing the trashtalking. :rolleyes:

This game is 60% skill, 30% luck, and 10% trash talking. Didn't you read the rules? :p

Um Bethie, I think you have that whole 60/30/10 stuff mixed up a bit and out of order.

Oh yeah. Who's winning?

Douchey, the weekend is coming up. All work and no play makes ...well, it DOESN'T make a fantasy champion. Take a break and do some um, "research".

Still me

Wednesday

PL 9717 107.1 113 (+05.9) 9830 114.0
DB 9588 104.9 086 (-18.9) 9674 115.2
CC 9261 100.6 116 (+15.4) 9377 108.5
JG 9244 106.6 086 (-20.6) 9330 114.8
SP 8994 110.3 090 (-20.3) 9084 121.5
PP 4302 105.9 074 (-31.9) 4376 109.1
LE 3330 106.2 091 (-15.2) 3421 112.5
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16 days to go

Buffy, where have you been??

Research... who has time to do research? I got real-world problems I gotta solve around here! Not that I'm making any excuses. My team has been getting spanked the last couple of days.

C. Boozer DNP - PERSONAL REASONS :rolleyes:

Thursday

PL 9830 114.0 098 (-16.0) 9928 108.5 Carlos Boozer. What a loozer
DB 9674 115.2 143 (+27.8) 9817 110.3 Every time he thinks he's out, he get's pulled back in
CC 9377 108.5 104 (-04.5) 9481 100.9 Pulling away for third
JG 9330 114.8 072 (-42.8) 9402 112.3 Faaaaaading fast
SP 9084 121.5 149 (+27.5) 9233 111.9 A late run at fourth place?
PP 4376 109.1 082 (-27.1) 4458 No new team today. Some 6er fan; picked Iverson yesterday
LE 3421 112.5 080 (-32.5) 3501 111.9 Contender or pretender?

Boy, DB, you're not that far behind. Maybe you should stick to dropping the trash talk. It seems to work. I think I'll do the same.

Not a peep out of me today!

Just for fun, I'll give you guys a riddle to noodle on...

Imagine JG is lost in a forest, walking down a narrow road where he comes to a crossing and the road divides into two paths. At the crossing stood Bethie and Plaw. To the side of the road, JG notices a sign that read...

"You are now at the point of no return. One of these paths will lead to the way out. The other will surely lead to your doom. Here stands Bethie and Plaw. One of them always lies and one of them always tells the truth. You may ask only one question to either of them and no more to find the correct path. Ask your question wisely."

JG asks his one question and he finds his way out.

What was JG's question?

Is Carlos Boozer gonna play tonight? :p

I better change that too "tomorrow". Tonight doesn't matter anymore.

I wonder who DB thinks lies all the time. :p

He can ask them each one question, or one question between the two of them?

One question between the two of them...

Can I answer even though I am not playing? And no Satan I am no Wuss. I was thinking of playing but seems your little protege believes you need no others. :p

The question he would ask to either one is 'If I ask the other the right path to take which path would they point me towards?'

That or he might ask questions about Beth's underwear and such :p

You can answer if you join the game in the second half! :p

Almost Big Daddy "Buffy is My Sports Goddess" Daddy... After asking the question, and getting the answer, which path do you take?

The other path, but don't have time to explain why.

Of course PL would sit and rattle off the odds of taking either one

I gots to run - gee I will have to suffer the anticipation of the answer until later this afternoon now.

Ok - so Buffy is my sports goddess - I am secure enough in my masculinity to say that. I am not a metrosexual man. :p

And where exactly is this path taking him again? I just need to know what my underwear would have to do with it. :p

Ah. So you've been lurking, eh?

Screw the paths (sorry, DB). Let's get down to business here.

First of all, BD, Val is NOT in any way, shape, or form, my "protege". I haven't even decided if I like the kid. He had me and JG running around the Continental Arena looking for him at a Nets game he was supposedly at, and that I cannot forgive.

And what he thinks about having more players join is of no interest to me whatsoever. I'm the Commissioner, after all.

OK. You're not a wuss. I see that tack is geting me no where. You're a very intelligent guy, and an excellent fantasy player, and you would be a tremendous asset to our league.

I respectfully and humbly request that you join.