Henry Hill called into the Howard Stern show to wish everyone a happy holiday from Nebraska. He was obviously very wasted, but his mumbled and slurred speech was enjoyable to say the least. Howard brought up the fact that it was only 6AM in Nebraska and that Henry must of had one hell of a night or else a really strong breakfast. He said he had never heard Hill sound this drunk before. Henry tried defending himself by stating he must sober up b/c his son in coming to visit for CHRISTMAS! Howard reminded him that he might just consider doing it b/c he was still on parole after the last bust! Henry said because he's off parole now he can drink.
Henry argued about the New England PATRIOTS for a while before putting his step-daughter Kelly, also wasted, on the phone. When asked about his children's new book, Henry made a joke about his children having the THE LIFE OF REILLY -- Howard spun it around and called it THE LIFE OF HENRY; a life he would never want any child to have.
Howard told Henry how he was supposed to play
Chuck Zito in Hollywood Squares, but when they asked Chuck he said he couldn't promise he wouldn't hurt Henry when he saw him. Howard said Chuck is a great guy for being so honest. Henry didn't seem that fazed, but said he was glad that they didn't call him about Hollywood Squares if that was the case.
As if Henry wasnt a lowlife before...... 
