There is major market for drugs, prostitution, gambling etc around my area, and there are plenty of farmers i could take protection money from. there are also plenty of out of work toughies i could hire as buttons. The police round here have been named and shamed as the worst and most corrupt force in the country, so they should be very easy to bribe. My best friend has a trusted italian uncle who would be willing to take over as don and a number of italin cousains from naples and rome who could be brought over. So what do you guys think?

When you wish upon a star! Disney land in Paris would be a better bet!

You serious?????? :rolleyes:

Mang, even if you were - shouldn't be advertising it online, what the hell are you thinking? How old are you?

Hope you know those farmers will have more guns than you'll ever have. Also you don't need Italian influences just to get into crime.

I live in North Lincolnshire and it's true about it's crime. It's the only area in England that crime has risen (apparantly - said by newspapers, probably bull though). Where everywhere else has fallen. But that was about a year ago when I read that.

Hijacking is probably your best bet. Hijacking something like cans of drink, coke, red bull etc. For example on one delivery truck to where I work carrys Red Bull. It carrys about 20 pallets. On each pallet there is 144 cases and each case holds 22 cans of red bull.

Do the maths thats 3168 cans to a pallet, 20 pallets is 63,360. Thats how many cans are in a truck. Sell these off at a £1 each....Your sorted.

You wouldn't get away with holding that load long enough to get rid of each can by itself. If you jack it, you fence it out, as quick as you can. For cents on a dollar- Take the money and run. You don't want to get caught with a shipment and do time for such a small amount of cash. In, out and get it away!

63 Large is a small amount of cash to you?

Even half price them thats over 30K and quarter price for quicker selling is just over 15K.

I didn't mean selling the cans singularly. Sell them in bulk to pubs, cash in hand places. But your right, it's holding the goods that would be the toughest. If you were smart you'd have a van close by to unload the cans. But then your not going to get all of them and have to settle for a smaller profits.

If you were even more smarter you'd pay off the driver, his responce to report the hijacking will be delayed thus leaving a longer gettaway time.

This could work if enough time and effort was put into it. But I know i'm not going to do it.

First of all the load isn't worth retail....wholesale prices are far below.So a deal to a pub is only a deal if it is far below what a person would normally pay for it... second, why would you want to take the risk on selling it in pieces....each stop you make opens you up for someone to blow you in. The trick is to jack it, fence it for say for 5 to 6 large and get out of the risk. Great work for a couple of hours work.(tax Free) You usally have your fence set up before hand and you just drive the rig into their warehouse, unhook the trailer, then drive the cab away, ditch it away from the place you drop the load and you are home free.

better deal would be electronics goods, Cigarettes, or fine clothes...

Very good points there. Thats why i'm no hijacker. You think of a good idea at first but as soon as someone with his head screwed on comes along he puts you back down to earth. And in the end it all makes sense.

See what I mean matress, it's harder than you think.

Sound slike your from my hometown of Schenectady, New York! You come, we talk, eh?

Why you don't the Sopranos calling cards ring?

Definitely ricardo, we'll have to sort out a little meet at a new york eaterie, you arrnage security

Turi - What part of lincs are you from?

Are you a scunny united fan then? Im only a little old lincoln city fan, we dont like hull or grimsby either

Pardon my American nature, but what sport emphasizes having sex with fish?

If you can't keep your mouth shut on an internet message board, how are you ever gonna get away with it in real life?

I think it is time for you to move into a better area!!!!

I think it is time for you to move into a better area!!!![/b][/quote]Camillus, I couldn't agree with you more.

I'm waiting for a reply on Sex with Fish! Matress are you NOt from Schenenctady where is Scunthorpe?

Sounds British