Back in the day you always heard about a guy being found shot dead with a twenty dollar bill shoved up his ass. How did they determine which member of the crew would be responsible for doing this? Who would want to do it? Did they where gloves? Did they hire a crooked urologist ?
Was it planned like this: ok, vito is responsible for luring the victim to a meeting. Big joe will shoot him in the head. Tommy and Mike will pick him up and put him in the trunk. Big John will then go to the bank, withdraw 20 dollars , then go to the trunk of the car where the dead body is, pull the dead man’s pants and underwear down and then shove the twenty dollar bill up his ass.
Big John then says , “ hey wait a minute!! Why am i doing that??? Why dont we hire some homeless guy to do it or how about we flip a coin or do rock paper sizzors???
Thats a humiliating job! I feed my son with that hand, im not putting the hand i feed my son with into some rotted corpses ass.”

Last edited by Lenox; 08/31/20 09:03 AM.